Robert Pattinson IS The Batman

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Deleted scene between Batman and Barry Keoghan's Joker.

I like it - very Silence of the Lambs of course, but am also into the idea of the Joker being just one in a line of bad guys that Bats has put behind bars. Kinda hope he just stays in there throughout the sequels.

Roz, Friday, 25 March 2022 01:25 (two years ago) link

watching that reminded me why i don't really care about this franchise at all and i promise i don't mean this to belittle people who do, but i simply cannot look at a man dressed up as batman and take him seriously, much less find him intimidating
you're dressed up as batman for crissakes

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 March 2022 03:33 (two years ago) link

but he’s so goth

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 25 March 2022 04:35 (two years ago) link

xp when there is a tender scene bw the batman and the catwoman im just like, girl run hes wearing a furry suit i know hes cute but cmon ur zoe kravitz

class project pat (m bison), Friday, 25 March 2022 04:40 (two years ago) link

this movie was great tho

class project pat (m bison), Friday, 25 March 2022 04:40 (two years ago) link

i just think its gonna be funny in 100 years and ppl are gonna be like "why did so many adults in the 21st c tell stories of other adults wearing onesies with cute ears on hitting bad men" and we're gonna be in the nursing homes just beside ourselves

class project pat (m bison), Friday, 25 March 2022 04:42 (two years ago) link

I like the more detective-y/psychological Batman stories. Kinda curious if they’ll have Calendar Man as another Arkham interview subject later in the series

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 25 March 2022 05:10 (two years ago) link

"why did so many adults in the 21st c tell stories of other adults wearing onesies with cute ears on hitting bad men"

I remember hearing an interview with Christopher Nolan where he was talking about how they arrived at the Joker's look, and he was going on about how influenced he was by gritty realistic 70s crime movies like Eddie Coyle et al, and said his approach was instead of taking the traditional Joker and adding elements to make him look grittier, he started with a character from one of those movies and did the bare minimum needed to make his look read as 'the Joker'? And I remember wanting to reach into the radio and grab him and go "if this is your mindset, why are we involving jokers and bat men at all? just make that movie instead! "

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 25 March 2022 13:13 (two years ago) link

because he got hired to direct a Batman movie and they paid him

mh, Friday, 25 March 2022 13:14 (two years ago) link

ah i see

not trying to dunk on batman movies on the batman movie thread, just echoing forks that the quest for grounded & realistic batman movies seems quixotic to me, as soon as you have anyone having a normal conversation with a costumed person & not mentioning the costume we're already wayyy out of the realm of reality, always confusing to me that people want to run away from that. would love a batman movie where he shows up places and people are just constantly like "nuh-uh, not a chance, please wait outside sir"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 25 March 2022 13:32 (two years ago) link

tbf there’s a moment in half of the franchises where that happens, then he stops some sort of ridiculous scheme that’s about to kill thousands or breaks some gun-wielding thug’s face and the onlookers are just like, “well, as implausible as it is that this vigilante who looks ridiculous is topping crime, he now intimidates me, so I’ll fall in line”

it’s still corny as hell, and funny that they keep doing this

mh, Friday, 25 March 2022 13:56 (two years ago) link

I think I meant toppling crime, but given the nature of the costume situation, read into it what you will

mh, Friday, 25 March 2022 13:57 (two years ago) link

the noirish first third of pattinson and wright chasing clues was my fav but it was undercut by both of them being complete dumbasses. like BATman's first guess to the riddle "a rat with wings" was "penguin"... like dude 🤦.. it was unclear whether the movie "knew" they were idiots. like batman can crack cyphers and doing cryptography in his head, then also has a rudimentary grasp of spanish?

flopson, Saturday, 26 March 2022 06:36 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

These are the only superhero films I see--I was keeping up with Spiderman till the first Andrew Garfield, but nothing since.

Anyway, some of this was of interest to me: lines more or less paraphrased from Chinatown, All the President's Men, and Taxi Driver, the (heavy-handed, yes) January 6th angle--thought about posting in the Trump Movies thread, but I get the third degree every time I do--a guy named Oswald shooting someone being transported to prison, and I liked the last minute. Getting there required three hours of whispering, darkness, car chases, fights, and clunky exposition.

clemenza, Sunday, 24 April 2022 01:59 (one year ago) link

also when they said the Riddler had 500 online followers and made it seem like it was a HUGE number

I thought it was a private group, more like if a group of 500 was planning some kind of Columbine / Jan. 6 event and was discovered.

deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Sunday, 24 April 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link

watched this tonight actually. my main takeaway is that the disaster at the end would be like by far one of the worst disasters impacting a large city in history, but batman had a flare and helped a boy so it was fine

call all destroyer, Sunday, 24 April 2022 02:11 (one year ago) link

BATman's first guess to the riddle "a rat with wings" was "penguin"... like dude 🤦


Yeah, that was super goofy. I thought I missed something.

This was whatever. It looked nice but not really much in the way of memorable set pieces, which is all I’m looking for in something like this. The plot and character stuff was kinda dull and there seemed to be a lot of it.

circa1916, Sunday, 24 April 2022 03:06 (one year ago) link

why is this so long

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 10:11 (one year ago) link

I don't get complains about Wright. He saved The French Dispatch with a couple line readings.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 April 2022 10:11 (one year ago) link

"adults wearing onesies with cute ears on hitting bad men"

read this as "bald men" and thought "well i could easily defend that"

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 10:22 (one year ago) link

i have not seen the onesie movie

mark s, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 10:22 (one year ago) link

...IS once again the Batman.

https://gizmodo.com/the-batman-sequel-announced-matt-reeves-robert-pattinso-1848844738

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:45 (one year ago) link

is he still vengeance or is he some other abstract concept this time

mh, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 13:20 (one year ago) link

robin pattinson IS compersion

sean gramophone, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link

Robert Pattinson is happy to discuss your insurance needs with you and can provide a direct quote as necessary.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 14:04 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I watched the first half hour of this last night; it wasn't too bad (at this rate, guess I'll finish it in around a week?)

I like how this Batman sort of goes everywhere on foot... like he just keeps walking up to groups of people – "Hey."

Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link

Even the Batmobile has issues with gas prices.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link

How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

Yul Brynner film festival on Channel 48... (sic), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

liked this a lot more than i was expecting to. i enjoyed the detective story, even though it was dopey, and it was a beautiful-looking film, the palette a lot more vibrant than i expected. it also wasn't as grimdark as it thought it was, which is a plus.

in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 19:15 (one year ago) link

The contact lens thing is cool – I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.

Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Thursday, 12 May 2022 06:13 (one year ago) link

Watched it last night - much better than I was expecting but the second half was a lot less interesting. Zoe Kravitz was fun as "Catwoman" but as soon she got bogged down in the boring John Turturro subplot, I lost interest. Too much backstory-in-convesation, like an early episode of Game of Thrones or something. And some of the interrogation scenes with Jeffrey Wright were silly and - it wasn't a complicated plot but the script made it more complicated than it needed to be.

I really liked Pattinson and his odd mask. Not exactly better than Bale, but much more enjoyable.

SO GLAD this wasnt grimdark - like, at all. Felt like a 12-year-old could've watched it (and maybe even gotten bored).

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 12 May 2022 08:46 (one year ago) link

like an early episode of Game of Thrones or something.

You mean when it was good?

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 12 May 2022 13:22 (one year ago) link

He’s such an asshole to Alfred for some reason, it’s funny.

Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Friday, 13 May 2022 03:51 (one year ago) link

Adam West IS The Batman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B90ic2iKDo

Hideous Lump, Friday, 13 May 2022 04:34 (one year ago) link

The pacing of the final stretch was unusual – it didn’t really have a big action climax like most of these movies? It kind of slowly wound down instead.

Overall it was a little plot-heavy, but I enjoyed it. Pattinson was strangely compelling, with his emo charisma.

Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Friday, 13 May 2022 05:42 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

I finally sat down and watched this late last night, which was a bit of a mistake as it was rolling on 4am when it finally got done. It was a beautiful looking movie. I thought all the scenes inside the Iceburg Lounge looked really cool. I had no idea that was Colin Ferrell as the Penguin until the end credits.

While it was not as over the top grimacing as some of the other DC movies, good lord Gotham was totally f'ed up in the end. Kinda hard to think Batman came out as a winner in this one at all (which was kind of the case of the N52 Riddler story this is based upon).

Curious to see where they go with this one in the sequel as they already used the Harvey Dent/Two Face and Ra's Al Ghul in the previous trilogy. I'd figure they do something more about Arkham.

earlnash, Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:43 (one year ago) link

I thought it was funny how Gordon and Batman blithely caused or contributed to like 30 civilian car wrecks while pursuing a minor thug or something.

Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Saturday, 15 October 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

I watched this again… despite its imperfections (the Riddler expects Bruce Wayne to open his own mail?), I think it’s quite well made, and it has a certain “Batman-ness” that none of the other movies have (note: I’ve never seen the Batfleck ones). It’s hard to put into words, but Reeves manages to capture the feel of the comics without leaning too hard into a “stylized” approach… and I think Pattinson may be my favorite of the actors (not counting Keaton, who’s kind of in his own league, but I don’t like his movies much).

Godzilla Minus Zero/No Limit (morrisp), Sunday, 31 December 2023 07:56 (three months ago) link

(the Burton movies, that is)

Godzilla Minus Zero/No Limit (morrisp), Sunday, 31 December 2023 07:59 (three months ago) link

From my memory of the film it's the only of these that feels like a real, living city, and not just sets or set pieces. But I may not be remembering accurately.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 December 2023 09:18 (three months ago) link

I guess the second Nolan film did too (although without necessarily feeling like “Gotham City” as we think of it).

For all that movie’s virtues, I feel like Nolan got so hung up on a certain type of “realism,” that it became tiring… all that Wayne Industries military tech, etc. This Batman is more modestly equipped—he has a bulletproof suit and a muscle car, and a simple Batcave—and feels more “believable,” while also seeming more like Batman in the comics.

Even the costume really looks the part, while splitting the difference and coming off almost as something that might work in real life (without looking ridiculous). The action scenes are great; it feels like “Batman fighting,” not just an Iron Man–type figure using fancy weapons.

Godzilla Minus Zero/No Limit (morrisp), Sunday, 31 December 2023 16:29 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Well, while we wait (if we are) on a new film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQghiGQi6Lo

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 March 2024 16:25 (three weeks ago) link

Weirdly like Rockstar Games does The Sopranos

paisley got boring (Eazy), Friday, 22 March 2024 16:33 (three weeks ago) link


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