ADMIN LOG WATCH 2

I’m gonna give you… some ear scritches!!!

Take back the weed, take back the cocaine baby
Take back the pills, take back the whiskey too
I don't need them now, this thread was all I was after
I'm postin' now, on Admin Log Watch 2

ayo the system works! prrrrrrrrr 🧶

can I get a link to the slack channel?

poxyfule.slack.com, be sure to include yr username so Ed knows it's you

brings cat pics and recipes

that doesnt work you need an invite to the slack

oh sorry, I guess ILXmail me yr email brimstead?

too bad about map getting banned. one of my favourite posters atm

Only a few days to wait and you'll get your drive-bys on random posters.

that doesnt work you need an invite to the slack

― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, March 22, 2022 8:24 PM (yesterday)

^ otm of course

I’m not sure I actually want to go to the ilx slack, I was just kinda stirring shit up because I thought it was deleted. Nothing against anybody here, just boundaries + I’ve made an ass of myself repeatedly on this board and don’t really post much <3

brimstead playing coy, but i'm confident you can win their posts with the right relocation fee and ilx equity package.

f’ me, if making an ass of yourself On Here was a barrier to anything we’d all be in deep shit.

i like to step deep in the shit and then stand there as a living warning sign to others

Dance in the shit

worst hothouse flowers b-side

i like to step deep in the shit and then stand there as a living warning sign to others

― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 March 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Thank you for your service.

Look at my hair, I like the design

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Sunday, August 7, 2022 6:10 PM The Workshy Allstar Teadrinker's Society of North Multiple messages: [8315231, 8315227] deleted from thread: electronic cigarettes

Thursday, November 3, 2022 8:24 PM Site “Big” Don Abernathy has been banned permanently. 41 FPs in 6 hours is as close as ILX gets to a mandate. One week to start, probably a perma

thank u all

a "Big" favor?

otm

What have I missed?

Just someone laughing about a poster's death

xp a tedious troll deciding to gloat about Morbs being dead in uspol for several hours before he was eventually banned

Timestamp Board Action Reason
Sunday, 19 February 2023 18:47 I Love Style Thread: ils thread for general menswear and men's clothing ish has been locked.
Saturday, 18 February 2023 22:56 I Love Everything Message edited to :
sounds like a mollusk.

circa, I've got to interrogate what "spectacle" means to you in terms of enjoyment and why it not being in CGI somehow gives you a greater thrill. Flynn's Robin Hood or even Spielberg's War of the Worlds, this ain't; it's workshopped and overwrought beyond common sense or spontaneous thrill. I'm not getting any soul or thought beyond obvious fanservice and slavish Cruise hagiography. If what's there is exciting you, more power to you; acting as if these blockbuster hoo-ha qualities are inherently recognizable, positive or even engrained within this work as a matter of fact is fallacious.

I also take umbrage with your conception of me as a curmudgeons shooting fish in a barrel in choosing to engage the work and then positioning myself as holier-than-thou in voicing my objections. I think I've been clear in my intentions to want to find things to enjoy here; I'm simply not seeing them.

Saturday, 18 February 2023 07:31 I Love Everything Message edited to :
the positives are much the same as the first one: Full committal by all the actors, Cruise is an eyecatching actor and can mostly get away with the dumbest conceivable dialogue, the dogfight sequences are generally intelligible but holy shit this script though.
STILL predictable and dogshit dumb, daddy-do-you-love-me-now, adolescent small dick power fantasy tech fetishism at its worst. it no longer has the benefit of explicit homoeroticism but the music and score do still suck!

The decision to replicate not only the credits but all the main story beats, all the failson rising white narcissist savior bullshit and at least a dozen scenes note for note doesn't impress me, it only serves to show how utterly creatively bereft and unimaginative the hands on the wheel are. The inclusion of a more diverse cast and a slightly less sex pest relationship are directly undercut by Hangman's hotdog last second bailout (another bloated egotist to the rescue! let's see a woman do that!) and the cynical erasure of all the prior film's female characters. Kilmer can't even speak but he makes the cast while McGillis gets bumped for the unforgivable sin of aging.
The product being sold here isn't the military, it's fucking Tom Cruise. Why the fuck did I just watch a two hour commercial for Tom Cruise? Fuck this series.

Saturday, 18 February 2023 07:29 I Love Everything Message edited to :
the positives are much the same as the first one: Full committal by all the actors, Cruise is an eyecatching actor and can mostly get away with the dumbest conceivable dialogue, the dogfight sequences are generally intelligible but holy shit this script though.
STILL predictable and dogshit dumb, daddy-do-you-love-me-now, adolescent small dick power fantasy tech fetishism at its worst. it no longer has the benefit of explicit homoeroticism but the music and score do still suck!

The decision to replicate not only the credits but all the main story beats, all the failson rising white narcissist savior bullshit and at least a dozen scenes note for note doesn't impress me, it only serves to show how utterly creatively bereft and unimaginative the hands on the wheel are. The inclusion of a more diverse cast and a slightly less sex pest relationship are directly undercut by Hangman's hotdog last second bailout (another bloated egotist to the rescue! let's see a woman do that!) and the cynical erasure of all the prior film's female characters. Kilmer can't even speak but he makes the cast while McGillis gets bumped for the unforgivable sin of aging. The product being sold here isn't the military, it's fucking Tom Cruise. Why the fuck did I just watch a two hour commercial for Tom Cruise? Fuck this series.

Sunday, 12 February 2023 07:44 I Love Everything Message edited to :
I never saw Top Gun and am doing an oscar sweep, figured fuckit i might as well see the original if i have to see the sequel.

I'm sure everyone already knows this as I'm forty years late to the party BUT: better than average direction that makes the aerial sequences comprehensible and enjoyable, Cruise is good and there's solid acting throughout (with the exception of McGillis who seems drugged), but holy shit this script though.
Predictable and dogshit dumb, daddy-do-you-love-me-now, adolescent small dick power fantasy tech fetishism at its worst. it is also super sweaty and homoerotic as all get out. And the music and score sucks!

CerebralCaustic has been banned permanently. 25 FPs in a month - temp ban

completely overrated ban, not even in the top 1000 bans

small dick power fantasy sounds like a mollusk

and other roald dahl stories

Friday, 10 March 2023 17:52 Site JackMyFruit has been banned permanently.

👍🏻

Sunday, February 19, 2023 10:47 AM I Love Style Thread: ils thread for general menswear and men's clothing ish has been locked.

why????

we're such classy dressers that there's a part 2 now!

ils menswear and men's clothing part 2: 2023 until we all need stillsuits

Saturday, June 3, 2023 7:16 PM I Love Everything Thread: US Politics, May 2023: May 1 never happened has been locked.

Yes, I did that.

can't believe you waited three days to lock the thread

my modding paycheck ran late

Van Horn Street has been banned permanently.

Suicide by mod.

tbh I can't remotely fathom why he has continued to post here

Is that permanently for a week or permanently permanently?

yeah that's the question!

For a month.

It's his latest permanent ban.

All bans come up in the log as permanent bans. It's an ilx thing.

I will be fasting until my next meal

Further I vow to abstain from alcohol until my next drink

I've never seen a more terminal case of "stop posting, dickhead" on here, since the last time VHS was permanently banned

Terminal is wishful thinking