WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap

I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.

i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it

looks like it was designed on horseback

looks like it was designed on horseback

lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.

https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/

And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.

lmao/r.i.p.

i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them

in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.

First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.

... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.

"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."

I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back

https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html