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Nets will now move to 3-0 with Durant, Kyrie and Harden on the same floor

— Brooklyn Nets Fan Blog (@BrooklynNetBlog) March 11, 2022

lol nice

It’s like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. pic.twitter.com/znQ3KvVVbN

— Natalie Egenolf (@NatalieEgenolf) March 15, 2022

stay for the surprise vox at 1:07

sounds like me after my voice gives out at karaoke

Draymond and Embiid talking trash to one another is must see TV 🤣💀 pic.twitter.com/sP6lJy51A7

— ²³ (@PlayoffDraymond) March 16, 2022

Ha love it

dray's pronunciation of succumb is unique

hahaha I thought that too

nurk madd

Jusuf Nurkic takes Pacers fans phone and throws it. pic.twitter.com/KafdHuCSqa

— Setting The 🅿️ace🏀🎙 (@SettingThePace3) March 21, 2022

That seems like not a good idea? Kid looks like he’s 14

lol you can't fuck with people's stuff like that

thread

Best thing about the NCAA tournament so far is that every play-by-play announcer at some point in the game has to try to make sense of this absolutely unreadable Coke Zero Sugar ad copy. pic.twitter.com/eJElg8gG6U

— Noel Murray (@NoelMu) March 17, 2022

Jayson Tatum couldn't even begin to process why Grant Williams would want to be called "Batman" 😂 pic.twitter.com/iiSV4UmWep

— Taylor Snow (@taylorcsnow) March 21, 2022

the best part is grant "batman" williams told jaylen "fire or ice" brown to tell the media

Jaylen Brown on Grant Williams' nickname: "He wants me to tell the media that he wants his nickname to be Batman, I said I don't know about that one Grant" @FCHWPO @Grant2Will 😂 pic.twitter.com/xxfCaL4tQO

— Celtics on NBC Sports Boston (@NBCSCeltics) March 21, 2022

xp to tatum's video, lmao that's amazing. i mean it's a silly nickname and self-applied nicknames are almost always by definition silly. but that is also a prime example of the high comedy genre of a pro athlete, after expending more energy in a few hours than i probably expend in a few days, being asked to opine about the most random shit that they have no opinion about. <long pause> "grant played great tonight"

jaylen not really into superhero stuff more of a crime youtubes guy

lol "i might give him a Frank Lucas"

update

Find literally anything in life that makes you as happy as Grant Williams when Al Horford called him "Batman" on the NBC Sports Boston broadcast. pic.twitter.com/JyExbcGQ9w

— Tom Westerholm (@Tom_NBA) March 22, 2022

“Batman!? Batman.” pic.twitter.com/TWmDi8LiMV

— Chris Forsberg (@ChrisForsberg_) March 22, 2022

kind of lol but mostly awww

figured he just saw the movie recently, i missed that he is batman because he "stopped the joker" and now I have much respect and he is the batman

v good

pic.twitter.com/oFrFDrdPz1

— Robert E. (@iloveRachel772) March 24, 2022

how do we feel about the 'too small' taunt in general?

teensiest bit overplayed

but TCU guy doing it to seven footer christian koloko was a thing of beauty

haha yah that was good. durants version of it the other night to fournier was extra mean lol

Kevin Durant told Evan Fournier he's 'too tiny' after this play 😬🤏

🎥 @NBATV pic.twitter.com/elsVjoWfId

— BasketNews.com (@BasketNews_com) March 14, 2022

how do we feel about the 'too small' taunt in general?

― jammin on the dud (Spottie), Thursday, March 24, 2022 1:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

from Lowes ten things article this morning:

10. Is "too little" jumping the shark?

I enjoy the classic "too little" taunt, executed by straightening one arm as low as it goes and flattening your hand, palm down -- as if you are shoving something to the floor, or patting a child on the head. (Remember when Pau Gasol petted Chris Paul's head? It did not go over well.)

Kevin Durant pinching his thumb and index finger together to metaphorically shrink Evan Fournier was a nice and very mean twist.

I like the scathing directness of the "rock the baby" taunt popularized by Russell Westbrook. There are stakes to it. Post that guy again and bonk one off the glass, and it's kind of embarrassing for you.

But everyone is doing this now, and I worry it's losing some bite. Guys are miming "too little" when there is almost no size advantage, or when the mismatch is so overwhelming it isn't close to a fair fight. LeBron hit Ish Smith with the "too little" last weekend. LeBron has nine inches and god knows how much weight on Smith; we already knew Smith was too little, and I'm not sure overpowering him is worth the boast.

funniest player ever pic.twitter.com/Qgg7zYSlsj

— Steph (@stephxghost) March 26, 2022

Me and my cousin Tia coding this in 03 https://t.co/3Psdd6yTBT pic.twitter.com/lD43UUjzCH

— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) March 30, 2022

kd is still the nba twitter goat

a true poster

lol at very athletic, accurate

LOOKIN 4 A YOUNGIN TO CHILL WIT

If only every announcer did this lol

pic.twitter.com/UBADxQ6KZ5

— Ben Cary (@Ben_Cary_) March 30, 2022

lmao nice

very incongruous facial hair btw

that was my first thought as well lol.

Draymond Green to Jae Crowder:

"You choked twice!"
"If you wanna go there, we can go there. You from Buckhead. You from a nice neighborhood. You not like that!" pic.twitter.com/2L20OfmqGv

— Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) March 31, 2022

last nights game was so good. drays back. some quality chirping between those two and cp/poole. both teams wanted it.

Mark Cuban's classic April Fools' Day prank at a Mavs game deserves a Hall of Fame spot. 😂 pic.twitter.com/1n3uVAZe9Z

— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) April 1, 2022

hahha

Joe Ingles only has one liked tweet ever. It’s magnificent. pic.twitter.com/gWOmOJB8CC

— Mike Richman (@mikegrich) April 1, 2022

haa

Poku gets Chris Paul on the rip through. pic.twitter.com/ww9Wpyds6V

— Mike Vigil (@protectedpick) April 3, 2022

Lebron said he watched the Godfather trilogy 6 times in 2016, and someone asked him about it. pic.twitter.com/wSyIle8nS7 https://t.co/efxnGSjo9b

— ً (@yngthw) April 4, 2022

haha lebron is so bad at lying

the fact that he responded as if it were just a normal post game question shows how stupid the questions he normally gets are.