Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Wellstone’s death still hurts.

Buy Me Stuff?

NEW: Trump asking supporters to fund new plane after emergency landing https://t.co/ocbQz1tU8M pic.twitter.com/sZ5twiNwrJ

— The Hill (@thehill) March 10, 2022

one with an even more broken engine plz

Amazing detail is that the plane in question wasn't even Trump's big ol' Trumpy jet. That one has apparently been unused and in disrepair in a hangar for years. This was just a loaner.

you are not the owner of that jet, it is a loaner
I got money stacks as tall as you, that's just my persona

Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a loaner jet

So the poor followers, struggling to make ends meet with inflation, they should buy the luxury jet - not the billionaire dude?

Grifters gonna grift

when you put it that way, and knowing how many donations probably pour in everytime he puts out a request like that, it really highlights the levels of stockholm syndrome a significant percentage of this country has with this fucker

lol classic Trump

OMG I’m dying!!! On a UFC podcast today, Trump is asked how he sees the war in Ukraine playing out and he launches into a riff about windmills! pic.twitter.com/S2nV6hLIbP

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 10, 2022

Donald J. Quixote

his bit on that pod about YMCA being the gay national anthem was just indistinguishable from

SCOOBY-DON !! pic.twitter.com/DESl7LDplH

— James Austin Johnson (@shrimpJAJ) August 21, 2020

When Trump dies they need to setup some pay 2 bucks public bathroom setup at his mausoleum so everyone in the world can get a chance to pi$$ on his grave.

It would be a proper tribute.

you can hear his dentures are loose in the podcast clip

I guess he did a new interview where he claims Putin "changed" and that he was "surprised" he invaded, which is a rare instance of Asshole (or someone) realizing he stepped in it and is now doing damage control. Of course the quote I saw still called Putin smart, because Asshole has no discipline and can never back down entirely, but taken in tandem with other news stories making the rounds about the ineffectiveness of his political endorsements, maybe it's just a further sign that his inexplicable swagger is shifting to a stagger. Fingers crossed, and that he follows it up by dying.

He gave an unhinged rally in South Carolina over the weekend.

"We will pass critical reforms making every executive branch employee fireable by the president of the United States. The deep state must and will be brought to heel." -- Trump proposes a drastic expansion of presidential power pic.twitter.com/u09FV910iA

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 13, 2022

Trump calls on his supporters to "lay down their very lives" in the fight against critical race theory pic.twitter.com/ZtbOizUDTa

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 13, 2022

Man with barely high school levels of comprehension reads words written by someone with barely high school level of intellect.

She was a patriot. She threw her body between a high school kid and a teacher's mention of redlining.

The Apprenticification of the White House, ratings gonna be yuge,yuge

He gave an unhinged rally in South Carolina over the weekend.

🐦["We will pass critical reforms making every executive branch employee fireable by the president of the United States. The deep state must and will be brought to heel." -- Trump proposes a drastic expansion of presidential power pic.twitter.com/u09FV910iA🕸
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 13, 2022🕸]🐦

🐦[Trump calls on his supporters to "lay down their very lives" in the fight against critical race theory pic.twitter.com/ZtbOizUDTa🕸
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 13, 2022🕸]🐦

Pretty tepid crowd response for that "lay down your lives" line. Maybe CRT isn't quite the rallying cry he thinks it is.

He might as well be rallying the troops against square televisions.

Re: the crowd signage - is 'Save America' the new MAGA?

He already made America great again. Iirc "Save America" is his new members-only discount shopping venture.

SA, what a concise abbreviation, I wonder where we have seen those initials before. Hope it doesn't mean anything hella racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSVSxZmOW04

Trump asked Kid Rock what we should do about North Korea. https://t.co/dvVSbkuPjS

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) March 22, 2022

Classic.

Classic Trump, I mean.

he touched us all

C'mon they all do it, we all remember when JFK sought Chubby Checker's advice on the Cuban Missile Crisis.

https://www.businessinsider.com/mo-brooks-says-trump-asked-him-to-immediately-remove-biden-from-office-and-illegally-hold-a-new-presidential-election-2022-3

In a statement on Wednesday, Trump said Brooks had gone "woke" by asking him to move beyond his repeatedly debunked claims about the 2020 election.

GOING WOKE IS THE NEW GOING ROGUE

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-24/trump-sues-hillary-clinton-democrats-claiming-2016-conspiracy

this guy loves him some court

It's the only time people for real call him "sir"

"How should I spend the cash I'm saving by not defending against that NYC lawsuit? I know!"

the URL for the firm representing him is legalbrains.com (Ticktin Law Group PA; website giving a 404 error right now)

he should take them to Judge Judy

I hope the law firm is grifting the fuck out of him.

I wonder if he pays attys. Assume yes, unlike building contractors/workers

He actually just issued a press release about this “hole-in-one.” pic.twitter.com/ZZ3iHuQkwa

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) March 28, 2022

Wasn't sure to put this here or the things that look like an Onion article thread

I can't tell if I love or hate that these statements just use Arial and Times New Roman. The best fonts.

this is the most ny timesy millennial tragedy of the day, not that i don't agree

“I didn’t win the election,” he said.

The admission came in a video interview with a panel of historians convened by Julian Zelizer, a Princeton professor.

Trump also said “the election was rigged and lost”.

Baby steps

is anything actually happening to keep him from winning in '24? it's starting to feel like an inevitability?

Our best hope is a massive coronary or a debilitating stroke.

*scribbles in Death Note book*

most people on this board seemed to think his re-election was inevitable too

obviously I'm guilty of being consistently wrong about these things like everyone else here but my feeling right now is that Trump wouldn't even win the primary. for one, so much of his appeal in 2016 was that he was different than everyone else, which obviously isn't true in an age where people the Bushes are a distant memory and Romney is a severe outlier in his own party. for two Trump himself seems more washed every day, dude can't draw a crowd anymore and obviously now he's banned from social media which is how he got here in the first place. of course I can envision a scenario where Elon Musk strongarms Twitter into letting him back on but I feel like Republican voters may want to rally around someone who is just as dishonest and shitty but younger & without the massive amounts of baggage Trump has

You'd think the guy who got impeached for trying to blackmail Zelenskyy wouldn't stand a chance these days, but I doubt the Democrats will be able to weaponize that

Feels like DeSantis is trying to bully his way into the nomination, should be fun when the feathers start flying

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