one of these bands has a calculated, overly polished, cool-kids-trying-too-hard vibe covering for songs that are barely there. the other is wet leg.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link
thank you normies
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:50 (two years ago) link
Some band with a name like Power Nap: OI ME VIBES HAVE CHANGED CALL THE OOOOOBAH *autotune gibberish*
imago:https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/4f6/886/69dd4f6bea4966df9c8d167c03c8c909b3-13-wojak-00.2x.h473.w710.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:56 (two years ago) link
song's vibe is more like "Oh No" than "Chaise Longue". also the lyrics -- she says "Oh No" a bunch.
― Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:01 (two years ago) link
i listened to "chaise longue" and it sounds like a standard rock song. should i read this thread and find out what all the controversy is?
― aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link
no
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
the exact same argument crops up every couple months, so just wait til next time
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link
but what these advantages are seems hard to pin down.
that's only because it's considered gauche and tacky to assume the obvious
― Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link
doesn't usually stop you
― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:31 (two years ago) link
should i read this thread and find out what all the controversy is?
― aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, March 3, 2022 2:50 PM (one hour ago)
yes
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 March 2022 21:00 (two years ago) link
omg you guyshttps://i-guim-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w820/s/i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9ef44c7323e8956ee0a661ea617c8dd71143eeed/0_0_2362_3343/master/2362.png
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link
sorryhttps://consequence-net.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Glastonbury-2022-lineup-poster.jpeg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:57 (two years ago) link
idgi
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 19:59 (two years ago) link
the last line
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link
yeah fuck the Red Cross I don't understand if you meant "omg good" or "omg surprising" or ?
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link
I think he meant the last line of bands, ie Wet Leg's @ Glasto. The Isle of Wight Machine rolls on.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link
yeah Red cross thing was a joke, I get that the point = Wet Leg are playing Glastonbury, but there acts in that list I've never heard of, so Wet Leg's presence doesn't seem that notable to me? anyway, I actually don't care about this band, not sure why I'm posting itt lol
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link
I was just hoping to throw more fuel on the highly entertaining bonfire of this thread
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link
got it
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link
I don't get it. Is this "festival" in California or Texas?
― Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
it is kind of amazing how many of my current musical betes noires are on that bill (along with quite a few acts I actually like tbf)
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:35 (two years ago) link
wet leg aren't in the top ten menaces there
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:36 (two years ago) link
every big festival poster I see has 5-10 acts I would love to see if I had a Star Trek teleporter so I could just beam in to those sets and not have to deal with any of the aspects of going to a festival
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:42 (two years ago) link
otm except 2-3
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link
The top-billed stars appearing to be immune to the tyranny of alphabetization seems weird to me. Having a hard time imagining people being more excited to see Diana Ross than Megan, Lorde, or Phoebe Bridgers
― Paul Ponzi, Friday, 4 March 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link
let alone Gaz coombes
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 4 March 2022 21:04 (two years ago) link
I will never let alone Gaz Coombes
― wins, Friday, 4 March 2022 21:24 (two years ago) link
It’s pretty obvious Diana Ross will be the Sunday headliner. It’s a slot reserved for the likes of Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton etc.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:05 (two years ago) link
…and, you know, in 2065…. Wet Leg.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link
out of Diana Ross and Wet Leg, only one had the ILM track of the year, so who's bragging now?
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:11 (two years ago) link
wouldn't actually be the first time a band from the isle of wight has headlined on the sunday
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:16 (two years ago) link
Um, it's an alphabetical list.
Maybe they needed to be called "A Wet Leg"
― Mark G, Saturday, 5 March 2022 06:59 (two years ago) link
A hundred stages? Really?
― Mark G, Saturday, 5 March 2022 07:00 (two years ago) link
yeah they set up around the perimeter of a field and blast away at each other, where you stand determines the mix of what you’re hearing
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 5 March 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link
that is a very good glastonbury line up IMO
― akm, Saturday, 5 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
we are foes
― imago, Saturday, 5 March 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
(lol sorry drunk)
― imago, Saturday, 5 March 2022 22:45 (two years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 5 March 2022 23:40 (two years ago) link
oh dear, full screen ad on my Instagram feed featuring the goofy dancing from the new video
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 19:38 (two years ago) link
I don’t even follow many bands
Aha! The marketing, spotted in the wild.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 19:43 (two years ago) link
another Domino falls
― pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 19:56 (two years ago) link
I live in Tasmania which is pretty much exactly the opposite side of the world from the Isle of Man, so the global reach is complete
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link
but the Isle of Wight is 109 kilometers closer!
― pickle loaf (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 21:10 (two years ago) link
the Isle of Wight Man lies between the two
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 21:58 (two years ago) link
Someone should trace the influence of Britney's "Work Bitch" on Chaise/LaLaLa-type songs.
― deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 22:17 (two years ago) link
shit, guess it's a Wight girl summer coming for you folks then
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 22:17 (two years ago) link
The singer reminds me a bit of Sarah Snook, I’ve just realised.
― 29 facepalms, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 22:19 (two years ago) link
xpost lollll
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 22:54 (two years ago) link
Wow, I hadn't looked at this thread in awhile. I hope it brings everyone the catharsis they need.
Wet Leg are playing a bunch of shows on the west coast right now so we saw them again on Wednesday. I gotta give them credit - fuck, I'm sorry, I really dislike pulling rank but over the decades I've sat through so many bullshit bands in Los Angeles that have zero ideas, not enough concept, can't write a hook, take themselves way too seriously, can't play, way too much concept, or even just outright fail at the basic task of being the background music to "can I exchange two tickets for a better beer?" as you obsessive-compulsively side-eye your guitar and amp backstage to make sure they're still there. Wet Leg live right now is killing it with a bunch of songs no one really knows except for big one and maybe the other. Really the only other times I've seen that happen was when I saw The Smiths' first show in LA in '85 and anytime No Doubt played those outdoor shows across the street from UC Irvine in 1990.
Like it or not, Wet Leg write some
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 27 March 2022 03:46 (two years ago) link