also I counter your lyric argument with "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" which is a perfect pop song non-sequitur IMHO
i didn't know this until today but
The lyric "Is your muffin buttered?/Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?" is a direct quote from the 2004 teen comedy Mean Girls.[9]
https://i.ibb.co/YfCJP6Q/03daea0a48320f3323f5c54fb88f8e11.jpg
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2022 17:41 (two years ago) link
the phrase is used by a male character btw as if you couldn't have guessed the context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocRzU9QRJiU
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2022 17:45 (two years ago) link
Which is in turn a lift from Weird Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmgUrKYeYL8
― the article don, Thursday, 3 March 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link
https://slideplayer.com/slide/16428115/96/images/7/DEVIANCY+AMPLIFICATION+SPIRAL.jpg
― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 March 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
Chet Leg
― feed me with your clicks (Noel Emits), Thursday, 3 March 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPRX3i1aOF8
it's about having character, dear folks
― imago, Thursday, March 3, 2022 5:52 AM (seven hours ago)
crying at how bad this song is. like, there actually would've been no better choice to illustrate the taste divide in this thread. just a pitch perfect punchline
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
eh, audiobooks are good not bad imo
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:21 (two years ago) link
this audiobooks song sounds like someone remixed Farrah Abraham and took out all of the things that made her music compelling
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:22 (two years ago) link
lmao jordan otm
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, March 3, 2022 1:30 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― removing bookmarks never felt so good (PBKR), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:37 (two years ago) link
one of these bands has a calculated, overly polished, cool-kids-trying-too-hard vibe covering for songs that are barely there. the other is wet leg.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:44 (two years ago) link
thank you normies
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:50 (two years ago) link
Some band with a name like Power Nap: OI ME VIBES HAVE CHANGED CALL THE OOOOOBAH *autotune gibberish*
imago:https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/4f6/886/69dd4f6bea4966df9c8d167c03c8c909b3-13-wojak-00.2x.h473.w710.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 3 March 2022 18:56 (two years ago) link
song's vibe is more like "Oh No" than "Chaise Longue". also the lyrics -- she says "Oh No" a bunch.
― Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:01 (two years ago) link
i listened to "chaise longue" and it sounds like a standard rock song. should i read this thread and find out what all the controversy is?
― aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, 3 March 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link
no
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
the exact same argument crops up every couple months, so just wait til next time
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link
but what these advantages are seems hard to pin down.
that's only because it's considered gauche and tacky to assume the obvious
― Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link
doesn't usually stop you
― I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 March 2022 20:31 (two years ago) link
should i read this thread and find out what all the controversy is?
― aegis philbin (crüt), Thursday, March 3, 2022 2:50 PM (one hour ago)
yes
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 March 2022 21:00 (two years ago) link
omg you guyshttps://i-guim-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w820/s/i.guim.co.uk/img/media/9ef44c7323e8956ee0a661ea617c8dd71143eeed/0_0_2362_3343/master/2362.png
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link
sorryhttps://consequence-net.cdn.ampproject.org/i/s/consequence.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/Glastonbury-2022-lineup-poster.jpeg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:57 (two years ago) link
idgi
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 19:59 (two years ago) link
the last line
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link
yeah fuck the Red Cross I don't understand if you meant "omg good" or "omg surprising" or ?
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link
I think he meant the last line of bands, ie Wet Leg's @ Glasto. The Isle of Wight Machine rolls on.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link
yeah Red cross thing was a joke, I get that the point = Wet Leg are playing Glastonbury, but there acts in that list I've never heard of, so Wet Leg's presence doesn't seem that notable to me? anyway, I actually don't care about this band, not sure why I'm posting itt lol
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link
I was just hoping to throw more fuel on the highly entertaining bonfire of this thread
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link
got it
― rob, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link
I don't get it. Is this "festival" in California or Texas?
― Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
it is kind of amazing how many of my current musical betes noires are on that bill (along with quite a few acts I actually like tbf)
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:35 (two years ago) link
wet leg aren't in the top ten menaces there
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:36 (two years ago) link
every big festival poster I see has 5-10 acts I would love to see if I had a Star Trek teleporter so I could just beam in to those sets and not have to deal with any of the aspects of going to a festival
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 4 March 2022 20:42 (two years ago) link
otm except 2-3
― imago, Friday, 4 March 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link
The top-billed stars appearing to be immune to the tyranny of alphabetization seems weird to me. Having a hard time imagining people being more excited to see Diana Ross than Megan, Lorde, or Phoebe Bridgers
― Paul Ponzi, Friday, 4 March 2022 21:02 (two years ago) link
let alone Gaz coombes
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 4 March 2022 21:04 (two years ago) link
I will never let alone Gaz Coombes
― wins, Friday, 4 March 2022 21:24 (two years ago) link
It’s pretty obvious Diana Ross will be the Sunday headliner. It’s a slot reserved for the likes of Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton etc.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:05 (two years ago) link
…and, you know, in 2065…. Wet Leg.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link
out of Diana Ross and Wet Leg, only one had the ILM track of the year, so who's bragging now?
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:11 (two years ago) link
wouldn't actually be the first time a band from the isle of wight has headlined on the sunday
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 4 March 2022 22:16 (two years ago) link
Um, it's an alphabetical list.
Maybe they needed to be called "A Wet Leg"
― Mark G, Saturday, 5 March 2022 06:59 (two years ago) link
A hundred stages? Really?
― Mark G, Saturday, 5 March 2022 07:00 (two years ago) link
yeah they set up around the perimeter of a field and blast away at each other, where you stand determines the mix of what you’re hearing
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 5 March 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link
that is a very good glastonbury line up IMO
― akm, Saturday, 5 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
we are foes
― imago, Saturday, 5 March 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link
(lol sorry drunk)
― imago, Saturday, 5 March 2022 22:45 (two years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 5 March 2022 23:40 (two years ago) link
oh dear, full screen ad on my Instagram feed featuring the goofy dancing from the new video
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 19:38 (two years ago) link
I don’t even follow many bands