also security guards open carrying pistols will come and scream at you to leave the lot about 10 minutes after games end
this has happened to me and many of my friends
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 23:43 (two years ago) link
That was a fun experience. A terrible game, yes, but a fun experience.
Shaqiri is on a completely different level to the rest of the team and was notably frustrated trying to get them on his wavelength. Przybyłko doesn’t look mobile at all but should get good service in the air, though fluffed his chance from an excellent cross today. Not sure what the Orlando goal ended up being ruled out for.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 6 March 2022 02:02 (two years ago) link
There was a handball in the play leading up to the goal, apparently.
Agreed about Shaqiri. This is the kind of thing I have gotten used to with the Fire over the time I have been following them, with some exceptions. I do feel heartened by the new owner's willingness to spend, but with a new coach and a mostly new squad it's rebuilding time again.
ShariVari, are you a Chicagoan? I go to matches infrequently these days but would happily crack open a beer at the tailgate if we happen to be there at the same time.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 6 March 2022 02:38 (two years ago) link
No, just a brief visit from the U.K. but I will definitely let you know if I come back.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 6 March 2022 02:39 (two years ago) link
Ah, okay, glad you enjoyed it!
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 6 March 2022 02:41 (two years ago) link
Cool moment from the first Charlotte home match
Back in 2010, Sacha Kljestan visited Children's Hospital Los Angeles and gave a jersey to a young patient battling liver cancer. The patient? Chris Hegardt, who now plays for @CharlotteFC ❤️🎥 | H/T @MLS pic.twitter.com/SOP52GN7TH— The Athletic Soccer (@TheAthleticSCCR) March 6, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 6 March 2022 03:38 (two years ago) link
wow
― i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 March 2022 03:42 (two years ago) link
next level cringe
“We don’t make chants for a billionaire” nah, yall make tifos for him 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😤 pic.twitter.com/LbAxcSE2lE— 🥞 from Southbound (@_Pancake_Papi) March 13, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 14 March 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link
Ola Kamara scoring, taking off his jersey knowing it's an automatic yellow and there are still 70 minutes left to play, then scoring again, then making a WWE-style challenge late in stoppage time in the first half, ending his night....
then DC somehow managing to still hold the 2-0 lead until the 80th minute, and conceding thrice and losing at home
really feels like peak MLS
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 April 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link
love seeing mah boys in videos like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aunPMGDL6qQ
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 April 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link
y'know, I don't hate on MLS because I don't have any delusions of it being a top-tier league, but it's fairly entertaining and the parity is nice.
but man, I watch highlights like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta1zJmvTANc
and boy have I never seen two teams forget so quickly how to play soccer, and LOL TED UNKEL
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 April 2022 06:37 (two years ago) link
v important news, austin fc -- which any moral person should recognize as an illegitimate team -- got spanked by thee san antonio fc in the us open cup this week and this is the greatest soccerball moment since the hand of god goal
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Sunday, 24 April 2022 13:49 (two years ago) link
word on the bird app is that the Fire are closing in on bringing Chris Mueller back from Hibs, somehow
Neanderthal, any thoughts on him from his time in Orlando?
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 2 May 2022 22:13 (one year ago) link
He was really good his first few years. Hustler, goal poacher, and assist man. He was in distant MVP talks in 2020.
He was outright trash last year, mostly because he gave up and had mentally left already.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 May 2022 23:15 (one year ago) link
Feel like he benefitted greatly from Nani. He isn't gonna turbocharge your attack by himself but assuming he's humbled now after sucking overseas, he should help improve your attack.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 May 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
The hope is between him and Jairo Torres joining the attack can't go anywhere but up, because it has been the worst in the league for a few games now.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 3 May 2022 01:49 (one year ago) link
If Mueller finds his form from 2020, you'll be in good shape. I suspect he was just mentally checked out last year cos he wanted out.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 May 2022 02:27 (one year ago) link
fun open cup match tonight, OCSC winning 2-1.
Philly rested a lot of starters. we played more than I felt comfortable with for longer than I felt comfortable with, with Saturday road match coming up, but...victory still well-earned.
It's interesting how 'playing the kids' sometimes works out. Philly have a lot of good homegrown players, so even though their attack was fairly toothless with 7 new starters in the lineup, they were playing fairly well. Orlando, on the other hand, played five reserves, but were floundering to threaten much in the first half because of one single dude (Michael Halliday) who couldn't control a ball to save his life at RB. killed about five attacking sequences on his own, almost made up for Bedoya not playing for Philly.
― Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 03:36 (one year ago) link
Fire are in last place iirc
Dunno if these figures have been shared before, but, MLSPA has updated salary info, as of Apr 15. Most expensive players in MLS:1. Xherdan Shaqiri, $8.15m2. Chicharito, $6m3. Gonzalo Higuain, $5.8m4. Alejandro Pozuelo, $4.7m5. Jozy Altidore, $4.3m (incl. buyout, I imagine)— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) May 17, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 01:43 (one year ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/sFJMKKb/6o8mjx.jpg
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
HEH
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 29 July 2022 13:07 (one year ago) link
Andrew Gutman on scoring MLS' 20,000 goal: "I don't get a bonus for it. I don't get anything. MLS loves it though."— Felipe Cárdenas (@FelipeCar) August 14, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
Btw Neanderthal Chris Mueller has arguably been the Fire's most consistent offensive player this season fwiw
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:16 (one year ago) link
Lol of course that's how it worked out. Well glad he has worked out for you. Prior to last year he'd been one of our best as well so he has a decent ceiling when he's inspired
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:21 (one year ago) link
I am downgrading my season Tix cos the premium seats I get I can't afford any more. Not for how rubbish we are at home
Also though easier to see play unfold from higher up in stands.
― We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:22 (one year ago) link
Prices got jacked up for next year here too, I could understand if they were consistently winning but that is not the case
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link
MLS reddit is usually hell but this was actually pretty funny pic.twitter.com/mzfPPBSIoC— Lava Spike Jonze (@Julio_DA) August 22, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 August 2022 18:20 (one year ago) link
dying
The best thing to ever happen in the MLS… pic.twitter.com/VdZWtK5TKi— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) August 26, 2022
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 August 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link
AhhahHahaHah
My season tickets used to be behind goal. That was one reason I moved
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link
Apparently got concussed from it :/
https://amp-tmz-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.tmz.com/2022/08/23/fan-drilled-free-kick-mls-game/
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link
;_; my boys
http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/4732679 via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 03:16 (one year ago) link
lol on that replay you can see two of my friends. one of them laughed and told us the other left him hanging when she went to hi-five him, he had disappeared, and he said in his excitement, he'd leapt down a row.
the replay confirms her story, you see her turn to hi five him, and look confused when he's not there, lol
― and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 19:39 (one year ago) link
Me at Open Cup final
https://i.ibb.co/nQK7kfh/IMG-20220907-194837.jpg
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link
oh shit thats right now
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:26 (one year ago) link
rooting for sacto bc fuck mls im sure you understand
Decent game so far, I love the Open Cup
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:32 (one year ago) link
neanderthal when st louis city SC starts up i am going to try to pay attention. look out -- many are saying that stl city sc are rumored to take it all in 2024
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link
Orlando support doing YSA on goal kicks like it's 2005, lol
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link
#5 on sacramento watched a lot of guys score on him in the second half huh
― terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:02 (one year ago) link
Enjoy it Neando!
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:03 (one year ago) link
Lol during the YSA chants on the Jumbotron they flashed "NO PROFANITY" and then during the chant they flashed "Your socks have holes!"
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:02 (one year ago) link
I <3 Facundo Torres. Hope he becomes a key player on Uruguayan National Team
― Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:03 (one year ago) link
A v nice story about a Fire homegrown's tying goal in the last game of the season: https://allchgo.com/2022/10/12/his-dream-came-true-the-story-behind-alex-monis-emotional-first-goal-for-the-chicago-fire/
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 22:25 (one year ago) link
well that was crazy
― symsymsym, Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link
poor Philly
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:38 (one year ago) link
aww maaaaaaan! our jersey sucks!
https://i.imgur.com/vQrzroj.png
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link
that's the feared St Louis City SC. they feed us all purina here. it's dry but it's free
seeing as how adidas has had a total monopoly on jerseys for years and will for several more years (iirc): it could (and probably will be) worse
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
lol @ Austin
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:33 (one year ago) link
(the squad not the awesome poster)