Elden Ring: YOU DIED on a horse

I'm in

yeah, after Amazon similarly boned me on at least two different game releases i've stopped going that route.

xp

Having lost too many games with the system I downloaded them on, I am unwilling to download a soils. I need the artifact.

Dork soils

Was initially alarmed to note that pushing forward and R2 no longer produces a jumping attack but...theres a jump button

https://www.polygon.com/22949205/elden-ring-quest-log-journal-notes
I am into this idea! Everybody keep a journal!

already read, already prepared journal

85 minutes until a better world unlocks

took 4 nap earlier. the sock is clean. i am ready to die

Yep, there are definitely player left messages in this one. Landscape is like graffitied with them, haha. This is fuckin rad. So far Dark Souls meets Breath of the Wild is very much on point.

I am sooooo bad at these games! ha!

cleared a few dungeons though, although I still haven't managed to find anyone that lets me level up

I haven’t either. I’m also sloppy as hell at these games, but still manage to shuffle through them somehow.

Deciding to clear half of a mostly pitch black cave at the outset without a torch was pretty bold/dumb of me, but auto lock saved the day.

Couldn't sleep, playing Elden Ring. :)))

I've been playing it safe, just got the horse & leveling up lady though!

Me too! Just hit that part.

I'm not sure even dunkey agrees with dunkey.

I'm in too, seems to run fine on my old PS4, and it looks GREAT

I actually started the PS4 version on PS5, because people were saying it had more stable performance (for now). Whatever, it feels and looks amazing.

Found some cool stuff around the coasts. The first little dungeon boss walks like an Achewood character, it's great.

I managed to parry and counter attack the spider dude who attacks you outside the starting chapel, and I thought yes, game-breaker! Then he one-hit stomped me. YOU DIED.

Also I put the horse whistle in the pouch, so you can always use with a d-pad + button and don't need to switch to the item.

Although I have a bad habit of constantly clicking L2, because it didn't do anything much in past games, so I'm always jumping off my horse mid-fight.

Don't change horses mid-flight, as they say

I'm not gonna get a chance to get into this until next week, but have fun y'all

I love how uncompromisingly weird Miyazaki continues to be. Just as bizarre and auteur-y as ever. Totally does feel accessible and crossover without sacrificing anything thus far.

Oh btw, y'all want to choose an ILG keyword? That way you're more likely to see each other's messages, ghosts, signs, etc

If you can do that while still seeing some other public ones, I’m onboard. 90% garage marks over here, but there are the occasional helpful ones.

Yep! And you can have multiple groups too.

Oh btw, y'all want to choose an ILG keyword?

oh shit, that's a great idea!

cointandplick

?

(just trying to think of a short one we can remember and won't be used by others)

I played for 3 hours as soon as it was up, then got some rest. ready to go back in now!

due to a inside joke with me and someone else, i was forced to start as a Confessor, which is not really the playstyle i'm looking for at all (i could see a magic/intelligence build, but probably not faith). so, the early going has been a little difficult as i'm really weak and all the confessor/faith gives me for now is a minor heal spell that's too slow to be effective.

but it'll even out, i think - this seems like a game where any starting class can be highly modified

ugh i don't have the money or time to play video games and don't like hard games but you all are making me want to get this to be part of the communal experience

Lol, I intend to fully join the communal experience in a year, playing offline.

nice, i found a first map (love looking at it already) and also i think i may be engaged and may have to do some fingering as part of the deal :-o

i'm also in the bittorrent scene now, i didn't ask to be part of this

I literally zipped off to Montreal to get away from my PS5 because I have deadlines I have to meet and I knew I wouldn't be able to resist this game's launch date

Glad to see you're all having fun

may have to do some fingering as part of the deal :-o

― dig your way out of the shit with a gold magic shovel! (Karl Malone), Friday, February 25, 2022 12:04 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

wait what is this game about

apparently there is a two finger method that is spreading across the land - this is from the game

That's probably GRRM's contribution

It’s not a new game invention, but it’s done particularly well here. Being in a huge landscape and seeing all these landmarks off in the distance. Then after a few hours of scrubbing through a dungeon or on some lower path, you climb a peak and look around and you see where you came from. The paths you took to get there that you didn’t even realize. Get an entirely new idea of the geography.

Love that shit.

I can't/won't play for a while, but I have been peeking at a couple of playthroughs in progress, and I found a guy playing who had never played a single From game before, so I watched it until he died for the first time, which was maybe ... three minutes into the actual game?

Lol, he just referred to the thing that killed him as "clearly the Lynels of this game" and I immediately thought, he has no idea what he's in for, in Souls games, almost everything is a Lynel.

oops all lynels

OK, gotta stop watching this stuff. This game looks totally awesome. After so many years of games borrowing from From, now we get a From game that incorporates stuff from other games (namely, open world stuff). Seems like it's going to be a totally fresh, perhaps overwhelming, possibly all-encompassing experience.

WHY AM I NOT PLAYING THIS RIGHT NOW

I did not find a map yet, I love how different the experiences are. It seems hard to get spoiled by reading about things, because where the hell is it anyway.

I do not love that I'm now in Florida and can't play for a few days.

Just fired this up, I’m excited for my nightfolk prisoner to meet the Loathsome Dung Eater

part of this game takes place in Florida? it might be too dark for me

We knew there was a poison swamp

Senator Loathsome Dung Eater (FL-R)

That's probably GRRM's contribution

― feed me with your chips (zchyrs),

lol, that's probably correct! there's also this from another early character:

"just give me a nice clean lick from the rear, and i'm sure it'll come clean out. give it your all, i say"

Is there a drop attack move in this? Was pretty crucial on occasion in the previous games, but wasn’t happening the few times I’ve tried it.

I guess “plunge attack” is the term. Can’t find any info on it, guess it’s gone?

there must be. i found a note with a tip on an enemy suggesting i do one