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Through these suburban threads

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 22 February 2022 14:37 (two years ago) link

Steely Dan’s appeal eludes me but let’s please give Austin credit for making this a must read thread again.

― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, February 22, 2022 6:13 AM

thank you, but my next controp is that no discussion thread on any forum —especially not one that i've posted in— has ever been a "must read." all the same, you are too kind.

happy 22222 everybody!

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link

dumb luck, my friend, won't suck me in this time

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link

brb gotta start a new topic: "communicate only with steely dan lyrics"

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 16:21 (two years ago) link

definitely not a must read, either.

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 16:21 (two years ago) link

I am definitely sensing a lot of must when I read this thread

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link

you and me both, friend.

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 17:32 (two years ago) link

bodhi saba, would you take me by the hand

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 17:57 (two years ago) link

that one may have been a stretch but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saba_(condiment)

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

bodacious newbies--such as your friend--will never be welcome here

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 22 February 2022 20:12 (two years ago) link

for all steely dan ever broke through here i couldn't call them in any way unique, notably they just sound like a mix of other bands on an off day (thin lizzy playing a toto album track but without any real interest)

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link

I bet you could approximate any band with a linear combination of all other bands. I bet glenn is doing it...right now.

Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:00 (two years ago) link

That description could actually work if all you've heard is "Reeling in the Years".

The sensual shock (Sund4r), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:17 (two years ago) link

thin lizzy playing a toto track....from the future

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:22 (two years ago) link

Axl Rose was never as impressive a singer as some people may want you to believe.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:26 (two years ago) link

Cool, so he can sing five octaves... his tone for half of it still sounds like shit to me.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:29 (two years ago) link

I liked Guns N Roses better when they were called Aerosmith.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 01:33 (two years ago) link

Didja ever hear the Axl parody on the first Bloodhound Gang album? The track is called "Shitty Record Offer"… it’s pretty funny

Not Dork Yet (alternate toke) (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 02:21 (two years ago) link

LOL. When the Village Voice temporarily showed scans of the original newspaper pages for every Pazz & Jop poll, Glenn Kenny submitted this joke for the 1988 poll's comments section: "How many members of Guns N' Roses does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "F*** you! Suck my ****!"

birdistheword, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 04:34 (two years ago) link

imo axl has a good voice but also one that starts to grate very quickly

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link

good thing he didn't make many albums

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:43 (two years ago) link

just like i'm sure that the sky is blue and water is wet, i'm very sure that axl rose is a muppet. please reference the miss piggy-esque yowls heard on "knockin on heaven's door." remember some years back when somebody posted the isolated vocals of a van halen song? i need the axl rose ones for that song in my life.

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link

Most vocal coaches actually shit on Axl's technique. He's a baritone who came up with a screechy falsetto that fit the sleazy nature of their music. I love his vocals, but he's a good bad singer IMO

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 18:59 (two years ago) link

Lana Del Rey makes laughably bad music.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 19:02 (two years ago) link

the isolated vocals of a van halen song

this is still one of my favorite things in the world and i listen to it at least once a year

joygoat, Wednesday, 23 February 2022 19:22 (two years ago) link

Alex, that opinion is more unpopular than controversial

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:53 (two years ago) link

There were many of us in the "Video Games" era.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:54 (two years ago) link

Alex I suspect Joan Crawford Loves Chachi will be your best friend for that opinion

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 February 2022 00:56 (two years ago) link

Practicing my kegels
Eating lots of bagels
Video games

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 24 February 2022 02:42 (two years ago) link

absolutely loathe LDR

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 24 February 2022 05:15 (two years ago) link

Rabies is the best Skinny Puppy album.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 28 February 2022 13:25 (two years ago) link

That is controversial for Skinny Puppy fans, uncontroversial for people who only know "Worlock"

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link

Fans know Rabies wasn't a true SP album. The Process... now that would probably raise some eyebrows.

beard papa, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

I'm not saying it's better than their other work by a huge margin...but it's appreciably better. The songs are hookier, the guitars work really well in context...it's a really good record. Once upon a time, Al Jourgensen had really good pop instincts, and he brought them to that project.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:59 (two years ago) link

With Jourgensen on board, I'm surprised it wasn't called "Rabies Home Journal" or something

peace, man, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link

Ronald Rabies

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:21 (two years ago) link

Agreed, but the hookier songs and rock guitars are exactly why it isn't as beloved by fans. It's just not a real SP album. They should have just called the band Rabies and had it be a one-off side project like a lot of other great stuff Jourgensen was doing back then.

beard papa, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:27 (two years ago) link

The songs are hookier

idk remission and bites would like a word

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 February 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link

i do love rabies though

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 28 February 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link

The problem with Rabies is that has three incredible songs on it and then there’s the rest of it

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 28 February 2022 20:54 (two years ago) link

Although I’m looking at the track list now and struggling to remember what the third incredible song was

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 28 February 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link

Stevie Wonder won many science fairs in the 70s but made no albums I have any patience for

― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, February 12, 2019 11:26 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Brave take, but I couldn't disagree more. I guess my controversial Stevie opinion is that Innervisions is by far the weakest of his "big four" 70s albums.

J. Sam, Monday, 28 February 2022 23:08 (two years ago) link

and fullfillingness' first finale is by far the best.

get shrunk by this funk. (Austin), Monday, 28 February 2022 23:19 (two years ago) link

I agree with both of the preceding posts.

o. nate, Monday, 28 February 2022 23:23 (two years ago) link

I'd go Songs... > Talking Book > Fulfillingness' > Innervisions, but there are no wrong answers when we're talking peak Stevie

J. Sam, Monday, 28 February 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link

If Songs had been a single album, it would be the best by a wide margin.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 28 February 2022 23:29 (two years ago) link

In the spirit of this thread, let me also state for the record that the Red Hot Chili Pepper's version of "Higher Ground" is better than the one on "Innervisions".

o. nate, Monday, 28 February 2022 23:30 (two years ago) link

There are like 5 Stevie Wonder songs I adore and consider some of the best music ever made. I can do without the rest of his catalog, don't care for a lot of the textures he uses and other production choices. Basically he's the 70s Prince wrt me.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 February 2022 23:31 (two years ago) link

Curtis>>> Stevie

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 February 2022 23:31 (two years ago) link


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