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1) baddudesben
2) Ben
3) 24
4) M
5) Los Angeles/SF

1) Cephalic Carnage – Xenosapien; OOIOO – Taiga; Elliott Smith – New Moon

2) Did you read that recent Keith Richards interview? The one where he snorted his father? Lost in the shuffle, in the midst of tawdry familial inhalation and Kate Moss references, was classic Rockism. Keef wanted to let us know that all music today is dogshit. In fact, all music made after 1979, qualifies as bonafide bullshit to the man [he may have a point]. He made a point of letting everyone know that the Artic Monkeys are posers. What are they posing as? White kids from England? What were the Stones posing as? Rockism is retarded.

3) [img] http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp400/p416/p41605ra4ma.jpg [/img/

4) I like Sufjan, but Deerhoof just does it for me. Greg Saunier is a GOD. I could write 80 pages about how amazing he is. And he loves ?uestlove! It doesn’t get any better than that. Add in the fact that Deerhoof songs just keep getting better and better and it’s a landslide. I may have a little bay area bias here too. Plus, I love the Curtains. So, I don’t know if Sufjan gets a fair fight.

5) Just one.

― baddudesbenn, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Denied.

Reapply in 30 days.

― Oink Administrator, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link

tawdry familial inhalation

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Dear oink administrator,
I am inquiring about my request form and whether or not my application was denied or accepted. Please respond whenever it's most convenient for you. Thank you.

― animal chin, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Oink Administrator

a) requested username Clarice
b) first name (no surnames) Maureen
c) age 60
d) gender F
e) geographic location Southern Ontario, Canada

1) Name three shared albums (+192kbps only) that others have successfully downloaded from you in the past week

Spiderman 3 OST
Mandy Moore-Wild Hope
Bobby Valentino-Special Occasions

2) What is rockism? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)

Rockism is the integration of the old and the new music for me anyway. Its a system
going back to the 50's rock n roll artists with the forerunners like Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry and Jerry Lewis .
Singing and playing instruments to your own music you wrote. Integrate the basics from then to now and
your got Avril Lavigne writing her own music, playing the guitar and singing rock pop. Rockism you hate some
of it and you love some of it, each to their own. From the old rock n roll to mixed, adult, modern, punk, pop, just acoustic
music of playing the piano and an electric guitar in a rock band. Take the Ashlee and Jessica Simpson compared to
Melissa Ethridge and Janis Joplin. I find the later Rockists but them I am 60. I can variate between classic rock albums
to pop artists that have all the frills. Disco ruled, also Rock n roll . Its now Rap, Hip Hop, Pop. So many genres.
Rockism is a musical theory, a way at looking at music and differentiating individual musical talent.

3) Post a link to your favorite picture of Cat Power

I am not too familiar with Cat Power. This one is good.

http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Cat_Power/gallery/CATPOWERMAT002/

4) Which artist is better, Sufjan Stevens or Deerhoof? Why? (answer in paragraph format, eight sentence minimum)

Hmm Sufjan Stevens i like better than Deerhoof. Deerhoof sounds too synthetic and erratic. Where as Sufjan is a softer
musical arrangement music. Sufjan's tunes are alot smoother for my taste than Deerhoof. Deerhoof's instrumental background
is somewhat enjoyable. Deerhoof sounds like noisy rock metal. Its way out there, not for me. Sufjan sounds happier in his music.
He definately has more interesting lyrics and relaxing arrangements. Sufjan's tone is much softer giving his music a Magical effect
that lasts alot longer then Deerhoofs.

5) How many invites do you require?

Just one please and thanks

― Clarice, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

So hey, you said I was denied, but I didn't get banned for life etc etc. Can I reapply? Did my Jenny Lewis picture not make up for the repetition of the Richard Avedon photo? Eh?

― skeet happening, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link

HOW IS MZ APPLCATION COMING

― ralph, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:22 (sixteen years ago) link

SUP RALPH

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Ladies and Gentlemen of Oink-

I come to you with grave news. I have received some information which I must share with you on this public forum. It has come to my attention that "ralph" is actually working for the R1AA. He has been sent here by his superiors to learn more about the Oink application process and infiltrate it. If a mission like this were to ever be successful, it could mean the end of Oink as we know it. It is my hope that this day will never come.

TO EVERYONE: please do not give "ralph" and Oink invite. He will most likely return under a different login and we will notify you when he does so. Please use extreme caution when passing precious pink invites on to others you may not know so well.

Ralph has been banned from both Oink and this forum. Do not associate with him.

Thank you.

-Oink

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^^^^Do not listen to this guy.^^^^^^

He is not an Oink administrator. He had an off-board beef with ralph and is trying to slander him in this forum.

Grady has been banned 60 days.

Ralph has been sent an invite. (we're sorry for all the confusion ralph." be sure that grady wont be around to bother you any more.)

-(the real) OINK a.

― Oink Administrator, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link

THANK U OINK ADmin. i no theyre are a lot of disbelievrs on this thread and people who say it cant happen so i want to thank u from the bottom of my heart. and sometimes even when u say it people dont believe it so here take this GRADY and OTHER PEOPLE. SEE I HAVE FAX ON MY SIDE:

5. Grady
30 up, 54 down

A simpleton. Idiotic at best. Inbred moron.

You stupid Grady.
I hate you Grady.

SEE.

and also for other nonbelievers take this and put it up your OiNK pipe and smoke it

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/7418/myoinksp8.th.jpg

i will oink all day and all night now!!!!! also i have not been bannd from this forum and never will be!!!

― ralph, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Ralph is totally lying u guyz. See i never got banned. and he just got that image from a GIS.

HE IS WITH THE R1AA AND IS NOT 2B TRUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

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― chaki, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

yo chaki YSI me some ghostface plzzzzzz???

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

wtf is ghostface pizza?

― chaki, Friday, 4 May 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Has anybody other than me heard the new Cat Power yet? Honestly, I think it's the best thing she's ever done.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 4 May 2007 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't heard it yet! What does it sound like??

― Lingbert, Friday, 4 May 2007 06:18 (sixteen years ago) link

YSI?

― Oink Administrator, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link

P L Z Z Z

― Confounded, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link

thx everybody... I'll see u guys in my next life:)

― tobb3, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link

before you go tobb3:

tobb3 appreciation thread

― chaki, Friday, 4 May 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

a) anoushka
b) anoushka
c) 27
d) Female
e) North Carolina, USA

1) Logic Bomb - Sonic Algebra - Solstice Records - 2007 (VBR 192+)
Side Liner - Once Upon A Time - Cosmicleaf - 2007 (FLAC)
Entheogenic - Anahata - The Unmade Sound (VBR 192+)

2) The question "What is Rockism?" is very debatable, and open for individual interpretation. For Kelefa Sanneh, rockism is the aesthetic that defines itself by building barriers against what rock isn't. It means, he says, "idolizing the authentic old legend (or underground hero) while mocking the latest pop star; lionizing punk while barely tolerating disco; loving the live show and hating the music video." Rockism is treating rock music as the standard musical form, or the norm. In the rockist view, rock is the standard state of popular music: the kind to which everything else is compared. Rockism is an attitude about evaluating music. Rockism seems to do an exceptionally distressing job of maintaining genre boundaries. “Rockism” as a vocabulary, is often credited with growing out of the 60’s—Rolling Stone, Dylan, etc. The debate itself of "What is rockism" seemingly took shape in the 1980's. The interesting meaning about the word "rockism" is that it's not only rockist to love rock. Rockism can apply to different kinds of music.

3 http://www.celluloidandvinyl.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/smoking_cat_power.jpg

4) I have to be honest and say I hadn't heard of either artist, but then I poked around online and listened to some of the artist’s music on there. I really liked the track "Chi Tan First Guitar" by Deerhoof. The guitar and voices on it are really pretty. However, I found that most of Deerhoof's music just wasn't triggering any synaptic response for me. I loved the track "For the Windows. . ." by SufjanStevens, but I also liked what I heard of the avalanche. I'm going to have to go with liking SufjanStevens better. The style of music is more preferable to me. I also like his voice as well as the range of instruments in incorporates into his music. He seems to have a fresh perspective and a passion for all the emotion he is putting into his music.

5) One (1) invite would be fantastic. Thank you!

― anoushka, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link

HEY GRAYD why don't i search for somthing on oink, your choice, and we can seddle this, man 2 man

― ralph, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

SHES A SEXY SMOKER I WISH I WERE THAT CIGRETTE

― ralph, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

ALSO SHE CAN PUT THOSE BANGS IN MZ FACE ANYTIME

― ralph, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

<i>I haven't heard it yet! What does it sound like??</i>

It's really sharp. She's kinda doing a bjork thing with her voice now that sounds kinda yodel-ly. One song has a guy crying in the background through the whole thing.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 4 May 2007 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link

does he sound like ralph?

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 4 May 2007 23:29 (sixteen years ago) link

that sounds awesome forks! i bet it really resonates emotionally with you.

― Lingbert, Saturday, 5 May 2007 00:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd just like to say thanks to whoever on this board for my OiNK invite...and I'm puzzled that it wasn't from "Oink Admin". I've waited patiently and received it this morning and I am enthralled by the amount of music on the site. I'm still surprised to see that the people who were "accepted" are not listed as users on the site. What's going on?

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― crabcigar, Saturday, 5 May 2007 01:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Congratulations, cragcigar! Welcome to Oink!

― Oink Administrator, Saturday, 5 May 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link

sorry, craBcigar LOL!!!

― Oink Administrator, Saturday, 5 May 2007 03:28 (sixteen years ago) link

hey crabcigar, have you been able to get a copy of the new cat power album from oink yet? from what forksclovetofu says, it sounds very emotionally resonant and poignant. i'm not on oink, or i'd oink myself a copy. do you think you could get me a copy if I post nice things about you on your appreciation thread?

― Lingbert, Saturday, 5 May 2007 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck a cat power album, can you send me an invite? This application process is fishy.

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 5 May 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

lingbert - i'm afraid that the new album isn't on oink yet. it's already on the request list since february 19th though. i wonder where forksclovetofu got his.

― crabcigar, Saturday, 5 May 2007 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i have invites, and no real friends...... who wants one?

― Pablo A, Saturday, 5 May 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

forksclovetofu has a blog, so I think he has access to things that regular people don't.

― Lingbert, Saturday, 5 May 2007 04:40 (sixteen years ago) link

crabcigar©®

― am0n, Saturday, 5 May 2007 05:46 (sixteen years ago) link

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― am0n, Saturday, 5 May 2007 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh™

― Lingbert, Saturday, 5 May 2007 05:57 (sixteen years ago) link

LOL "crabcigar"

― am0n, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:08 (sixteen years ago) link

lol Pablo, that's like asking sharks in bloody water if they'd like a nibble of your sweet human flesh.

but yeah, I would.

― atomsforpeace, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:09 (sixteen years ago) link

who the hell r u

― Pablo A, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:15 (sixteen years ago) link

he wants to nibble on your sweet porcine invite

― am0n, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Please ignore atomsforpeace.

― Oink Administrator, Saturday, 5 May 2007 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

grayd i searched for barbara streisand becuase i heard u like here and this is my results

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6842/babaranu0.th.jpg

i can downlaod u the movie albmu if u want

― ralph, Saturday, 5 May 2007 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link

a) MonsterZero
b) Mark
c) 25
d) Male
e) Montréal

1) The Germs (MIA) Anthology, Merzbow Box Set, Hillary Duff

2) ahem. Rockism is suspicious of the use of technology, from synthesizers to Pro Tools-style computer-based production systems. Rockism places value on the idea of the composer and performer as auteur; authentic music is composed as a sincere form of self-expression, and usually performed by those who composed it. This is as opposed to the notion of manufactured "pop" music, created in assembly line fashion by teams of hired record producers and technicians and performed by pop stars who have little input into the creative process, designed to appeal to a mass market and make profits rather than express authentic sentiments.

Rockism is a primitivist ideology; a subtext of rockism is that, at one time in history, they "got music right", and that all subsequent innovations have compromised this purity. (This golden age is often placed sometime during the 1960s or 1970s.) Critics of rockism assert that this vaunted "golden age" of pure, authentic music is a myth, and that popular music never was entirely free of the interference of commercialism, marketing and commodification.

Design critic and indie pop musician Nick Currie compared Rockism to the art movement of Stuckism, which holds (among other things) that artists who do not paint are not artists.

3) http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7207/344637529e0ab966d15bow5.th.jpg

4) Eh, depends on my mood. Generally listen to more deerhoof these days.

When I first started listening to both of them around the Apple O and Michigan time, I preferred Sufjan Stevens as Deerhoof was too out there for me. But my tastes have since expanded.

But also, I don't want to be one of those jerks who can't find the gumption to make a decision, so I'll have to say I'd rather go without sufjan than without deerhoof for the rest of my days. Which is saying quite a bit, because if Sufjan completes a record for every state I'd have to love him for the audacity of it.

Actually, no i wouldn't. Deerhoof. I like their innovations.

5) I REQUIRE ONE (1) INVITE! HEED MY CALL! Also, I have a massive music collection which I'd be willing to share. Mainly obscure I'd say, some 90000 songs.

― MonsterZero, Saturday, 5 May 2007 11:08 (sixteen years ago) link

hmm, after belatedly reading, "OK, everyone who is just plagiarizing the Wikipedia definition of Rockism (or slightly rewriting it) is banned. 180 day username ban and 180 day IP address ban. You know who you are.
-- Oink Administrator (sanskrit), Tuesday, January 30, 2007 4:03 PM (3 months ago)", (and i thought i was being snarky and clever) i'd like to amend my 2nd answer to:

rockism:
R is for radical bias towards the traditional 2 guitars, drums, bass set up, playing straight up rock.
O is for old golden days of rock which are falsely purported to be the true rock sound and better than this gosh darn new fangled new rock.
C is for conventional and narrow definition of rock music.
K is for kicking bad habits like rockism.
I is for ignorance towards musical evolution.
S is for satanic.
M is for mwhere's my invite?

please, choose me.

― MonsterZero, Saturday, 5 May 2007 11:30 (sixteen years ago) link

― ralph, Saturday, 5 May 2007 11:31 (sixteen years ago) link

darn

― MonsterZero, Saturday, 5 May 2007 11:51 (sixteen years ago) link

language

― am0n, Saturday, 5 May 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

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