Kids In The Hall - what's your favorite sketch(es)

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i've seen it!

― mandee, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh shit, I forget about all these.. Screw You Taxpayer .. I say that all the time.. And the kidnapped Danny one .. TRUST GAME! Hey - you're alright...

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 03:00 (twenty years ago) link

mark mckinney as the weird gay man dragging scott thompson as a jock hayseed back to his place: "how come everytime i come to the city some guy takes me to a leafs game then tries to blow me?"

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

The one with the kid who adopts a businessman.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

any of the kathy skits

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 03:18 (twenty years ago) link

"try it know " has become a recurring joke amongst some of my friends. We would occasionally (fairly infrequently) just say "try it now"

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago) link

FIRE FIRE FIRE! FIRE ON MY BRAIN!
"t.b.i.m.!" "t.b.i.m? What's that stand for?" "Too bad it's monday!"

― Sengai, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

Gezbo the Clown.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago) link

EET EEZ RANK IN HEYURRR

― LC, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago) link

I just watched one of the first season episodes, and some of the humor -- especially the stuff about gay folks -- seems really dated. (The stuff about Canada still seems pretty classic.) Or maybe I'm just older. I can't believe these early shows are, like, 15 years old!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

I love lots of KITH but I also find a lot of it kind of . . . depressing.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:18 (twenty years ago) link

oh man, I just remembered my other classic fave, the dinner party with the two couples, where Scott undoes his button and his wife is embarassed and he says it's ok, we're old friends then proceeds to start fucking his friends wife saying don't worry, he won't mind. So many good lines in that skit... I have to find it and post the whole damn thing now...

ok I can't find it. I'll just mention these instead:

Dave Foley w/ Breasts "Danny? Do these look new? Stop Staring Danny."

Scott Thompson wants his wife Kevin to pay more attention to his nipples, she doesn't want to because he pees from them, Scott says "Honey, I pee through my penis" Kevin starts to disgustedly wash his mouth out with water.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:28 (twenty years ago) link

"Why shouldn't everyone know about my problems with the ol' ding-a-ling? . . . cracks up'I want you in me!'/holding back peals of laughter 'Sorry, no can do!'"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:31 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, Dan, that must have been one of the best ones.

Also, "Here's to [Bob?] and ritual murder!"

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:32 (twenty years ago) link

dammit, Jody took mine: Screw you, taxpayer!

oh, yeah..

Touch Bellini!

― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:34 (twenty years ago) link

That's the "Friendly Couples" I linked to up there, Dan.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago) link

"It's all about freedom of choice.
The freedom to put anything you choose in your body,
whether it be an idea, a line, or...Carlos!"

--Buddy C0le on Vice

― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago) link

thanks

Dave: Sorry, no can do! Although I'd love to! [turns towards Mark] Oh sure Nina, I experimented with homosexuality in college, but then who didn't? Oh! And I drank human blood! There, I said it and I feel better for having said it!

Buddy doing the Wizard of Oz routine with Tammy and the Tammy video, that's priceless.

Segragation...in the nation...and dance

Tammy Tammy! What do you think of abortion?

um, never on the first date?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 06:35 (twenty years ago) link

'what i'm having is having you on'

the flying pig one

girl drink drunk

bobby terence vs the devil

gavin eating the goldfish

the one where kevin leans back in his chair and is knocked unconscious...

they're all so so so so so good... roll on season 2 DVDs!!

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 09:39 (twenty years ago) link

Nicole and I have a hivemind: Hecubus, eeeeeevil Hecubus all the way.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 10:38 (twenty years ago) link

LLLLOOOOOPPPPPEEEEZZZZZ!!!!!!

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

and Sketch With Just a Middle

― Speedy (Speedy Gonzalas), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 11:10 (twenty years ago) link

http://conversatron.com/askees/hecubus.gif

"His wife did it."

"EEEEVILLLL!"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:20 (twenty years ago) link

"And now at this point in the meeting...IT'S TIME FOR THE HOOKERS!"

― earlnash, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

I love how this thread is punctuated with random interjections of "LOOOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ."

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:45 (twenty years ago) link

"gee, I wonder who owns that moon?"

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

the one where they're playing cards and talking about how they wish they could menstruate/had breasts/were lesbians. but what I love is the ending, where they decide every card is wild, so everyone has four aces, except Dave, who shrugs, "I got nothing", and they look at his cards, "wow, he's right!".

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

Gee, I'd like to buy that stereo, would you take ... a dollar?
No, I was thinking more like .. a hundred ninety five DOllars.
Hmmm... how about .. a dollar.
Let's seeeee... maybe I could do something like .. a hundred ninety five DOllars.
OK OK .. how about a dollar?
I see where you're going, I hear what you're saying.. How about .. a hundred ninety five DOllars.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago) link

"That's why I make the big bucks now!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:57 (twenty years ago) link

THANK YOU SATAN

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

I always loved some of the super surreal bits on this show, like the "Honey, I had the sandwich dream again" one and the entire feaux-noir Sausages skit. Scott as the old man "I like saaaaAAAAAUsages!" lingers in my brain in a hilarious but unpleasant way.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

how is it possible that Buddy Cole hasn't (I think) been mentioned yet? my favorite: "noone wants to know I'm gay, and even less people want to know that I'm Canadian."

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

just the sight of the sausages frying in the pan, the grease splattering.

beautiful.

― the angry cowboy (dick), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

Every time I go on vacation:
"Number one is off, number two is off, number three is off, number four is off. they're all off. because number one is off, number two is off, number three is off, number four is off. "

I hate the swiss.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

how is it possible that Buddy Cole hasn't (I think) been mentioned yet?

he has!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:04 (twenty years ago) link

has anyone seen scott thompson's special on comedy central? it was strange... amusing in parts, but a lot of it was just bizarre. lots of weird gay/race/sex jokes that weren't exactly funny.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:11 (twenty years ago) link

my bad.

"if I'm the air traffic controller around here, then you're grounded, mister!"

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

Oh my god that one where Scott Thompson's sweat smells good and they bottle it and Dave Foley-as-the-boss get's all hairy hippie dashiki!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

Dave: Hi, uh . . . my name is David Foley, and uh . . . . [pause due to applause] thank you. . .thank you very much. That's very kind of you, very kind of you. Uh . . . I was just wanting to . . . uh , tell you about something that's happened. . . uh, during this week of rehearsals, something we sort of came across, something, well . . . we, sort of, discovered. Um, uh... and certainly nothing we ever expected to do as a comedy troupe, and I'm sure it's nothing you, as a comedy audience, ever expected to hear from a comedy troupe. Ok, here it is... uh, we discovered the cause of cancer. [laughter, applause] I guess, uh, the [stammering] best thing to do is to just bring Bruce out here. Bruce, are you there? Bruce McCulloch, ladies and gentlemen. Bruce McCulloch.
[applause as Bruce wanders out on stage, waving to the audience]

Dave: Bruce has something that he'd like to say to everyone. Go ahead, Bruce.

Bruce: Hi.

Dave: Go on, Bruce.

Bruce: Hi.

Dave: Just do it, Bruce. Come on. [The two of them argue slightly]

Bruce: OK, you asked me. . .

Dave: Well, just do it. . .

Bruce: Fine. I'll do it . . .

Dave: Just go.

Bruce: Dave Foley, ladies and gentlemen.

[applause]

Dave: No, just do it, Bruce. You're wasting a lot of time. Bruce McCulloch would like to say something.

Bruce: I'm sorry I caused all that cancer. [laughter] I didn't realize it was such a hideous disease.

[more laughter. Dave looks bewildered]

Dave: [angry] I suppose you think that makes it, OK? 'I'm sorry I caused all that cancer. . .' you don't even sound like you mean it, Bruce.

Bruce: Dave, you asked me to apologize and that's just what I did.

Dave: I'm sorry. Well, in rehearsal you sounded like you meant it, it sounded like you were actually remorseful about what you had done, but this was pretty, pretty lame, Bruce. I think you should apologize like you really mean it.

Bruce: [hurt] Fine, David. I'm sorry I caused all that throat cancer and all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll . . .

Dave: . . . and?

Bruce: and I won't do it again.

Dave: Thank you, Bruce.

[applause]

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago) link

when dave and kevin's wives go away so they party all over the country then realize they're on the way back

"oh no, time to clean up the country!"

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

Also, the Bruce sketches are always instantly recognizeable.

"In the darkness...in the blackness..."

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

HUSK MUSK! Tony Husk is one of my favorite KITH characters ever, Scott as a straight man with a mustache is so classic.

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

ho dee oh um doh um day
ho dee oh um day HEY!
ho dee oh um doh um day
CUTTING OUT A COUPON

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

Is it the same character when he gets to work, picks up a paper and reads that he's been kidnapped?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:33 (twenty years ago) link

This reminds me that a friend and I went as Jerry Sizzler and her sister Jerry Sizzler, not two clearly insane people, for Halloween a few years back.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:34 (twenty years ago) link

yes, Jordan! he's also the character that gets sent to a weekend retreat where repressed businessmen get to act out their animal spirits. "papa papa papa, dada dada dada, I AM ANIMAL!"

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

anyone remember the one (not sure which two are in it, maybe kevin and bruce) where two guys are living in this pigsty of an apartment and they're "playing this game" of throwing empty beer bottles and smashing them all over the place? the neighbors are screaming at them and stuff. i seem to remember laughing a lot at this sketch but only seeing it once and i can't really remember it.

i also really like the sketch where kevin is a high-school boy about to get lucky with mike as a young lass with a mouth-full of braces - only kevin gets freaked out by all the imagery in the bedroom - the picture of dad with a shotgun, jesus on the wall, a menacing dog in the corner of the room, etc, not to mention a terrible storm outside. it's all enough to make an anxious kevin pass out and then he wakes to mike screaming and the dog humping him. good family fun that one.

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

that makes me think of the old yeller skit, which recurs throughout one of the episodes: "what's wrong?" "it's old yeller; he's rabid."

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

Buddy as softball coach!
"Gravel and grubs, gravel and grubs!"
Daddy drank!
Bruno Pontz Jones!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

ho dee oh um doh um day
ho dee oh um day HEY!
ho dee oh um doh um day
FATTENING UP OUR TAPEWORM

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 17:10 (twenty years ago) link

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