if my survival is contingent on my moving to south dakota i'll just see you guys later i guess
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 03:23 (two years ago) link
Drop off at Vivos Xpoint Elementary is a real pain in the ass, but the test scores are high
― Bixby in a Samsung I know it's Siri-esque (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 03:23 (two years ago) link
380k!
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 04:15 (two years ago) link
always wanted to live in a quake level
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link
Southwest South Dakota would be one of the most irradiated places on the planet after a nuclear holocaust, due to fallout from strikes on (I assume) launch sites in Montana https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fallout_map_USA_(FEMA).jpg
― Dan I., Wednesday, 16 February 2022 19:13 (two years ago) link
― calstars, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link
This facility has lots of potential in whatever way you choose to go. A home, apartments or a Bed and Breakfast are just some ideas.
I know it's not what they actually meant, but I love the idea of someone turning that bunker into a bed and breakfast.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 17 February 2022 02:07 (two years ago) link
Or maybe it actually is what they meant? "Facility"
I think it might be what they actually meant, like a novelty thing. I would imagine it is pretty profitable when you get spotlighted on one of those "Weirdest/coolest Airbnb" type lists.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 17 February 2022 02:23 (two years ago) link
After you spend the $500,000 it would probably take to make that place habitable and palatable
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 17 February 2022 03:11 (two years ago) link
it's in total shit condition!
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2022 04:03 (two years ago) link
both doo dah's missile silo and pplains's creepy survivalist bunker link are kind of staggering in different ways. the bunker people really are disturbing... all these references to "the event" and "the outside." i know there's people who think like that, and i've read post-apocalyptic novels with compounds of scary nuts living in places like that, but to see it rendered as a sales pitch in the present day gives me the willies.
― The creator of Ultra Games, for Nintendo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 February 2022 11:59 (two years ago) link
i got those same willies when i read this article, enough that i still remember feeling 'em a few years later:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 17 February 2022 19:31 (two years ago) link
I stopped short of posting the SD bunkers the first time when I saw their promo material began with the George Floyd protests.
But hell, send those people out into the middle of nowhere and bury them in the dirt. I don't care.
― pplains, Thursday, 17 February 2022 19:34 (two years ago) link
is there something i should be looking at? oh wait
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/115/bigphoto/727/22208727_36_6.jpg
― marcos, Monday, 23 May 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link
lolhttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/115/bigphoto/727/22208727_38_6.jpg
― marcos, Monday, 23 May 2022 19:55 (one year ago) link
haha.
I was all, "and they even made it go under the bike."
― pplains, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:17 (one year ago) link
that feels like the stage for an ace attorney murder
― ciderpress, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/416-William-St-Mount-Washington-PA-15211/11516283_zpid/
― Look closely, that is all. (doo dah), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link
the painting with the butt cheeks that are balls of yarn??
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link
is there something i should be looking at? oh wait🖼
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:40 (one year ago) link
Same
― calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link
Well. Don't know about you all, but I know where I want to trip acid next.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link
Bathroom wallpaper with the faces coming out of it sealed the deal for me.
Pretty impressive, mammy in kitchen raises an eyebrow but it keeps with the tenor of the whole thing, a sort of neo-Baroque imperial nightmare
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 02:04 (one year ago) link
jfc when will somebody come along and stick a screwdriver in the "deep fried HDR" button on those real estate agents' cameras? Do they honestly think it makes things look better?
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link
i think that is one of the worst i have seen on this thread. there have been a lot of bad ones but it's just a vomit of brown and gray for rich people reasons. with some of these even if it's ugly you can get the impression it made the owner happy but this looks miserable. i can't believe the things people spend money on sometimes.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 10:29 (one year ago) link
it's really bad. there's a blue glass chihuly-vomit light fixture in one of the all grey-brown rooms. the whole thing screams in pain lol. i get get the feeling that the people responsible for this are deeply troubled, and they decided a long time ago to lean into it.
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 13:19 (one year ago) link
I should mention that when I say, "Impressive," I meant in a bad way lol
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 13:51 (one year ago) link
mammy in kitchen raises an eyebrow
You know you've got a busy kitchen when you're able to just plunk one of those down on the counter and have it blend in with everything else, including the pig with wings.
stick a screwdriver in the "deep fried HDR" button
I just assumed that's what it always looked like in Pittsburgh.
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link
I can’t tell what is going on here.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:40 (yesterday) link
― calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:24 (yesterday) link
It appears to be the classic youtube thumb nail red circle to show the viewer where to look, instead it is an actual object in the room.
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:31 (one year ago) link
thumbnail*
but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
anyway it does look like kind of a dope house, i want a shaded plaza, mirror art and a commuter bike
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:35 (one year ago) link
Just out of frame is a giant bust of Mr. Beast with his mouth open.
― Evan, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 16:37 (one year ago) link
> but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zprVQusb2o
― koogs, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 17:30 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hpFGYNf.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/EuhQ3aS.png
https://i.imgur.com/pUdhYLC.png
https://i.imgur.com/qft73u0.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/n6gWinl.png
https://i.imgur.com/DWAxgwo.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/e2H24bI.png
https://i.imgur.com/B4YIaKC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/UzKT3Xt.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:18 (one year ago) link
mmmm sugar-coated shit
― na (NA), Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:21 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgflip.com/6jvpqn.jpg
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:48 (one year ago) link
I'm not a bakery, I don't sugarcoat.I'm not a swimming pool, I have no filter.I'm not the DEA, my opinions are blunt.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
Love too make personality flaws my brand
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 June 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarshit_Sharp?wprov=sfti1
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 16 June 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link
look i don't poop m&msI don't sugar coat shitso this thing will kill youbecause I'm a bad doctor
― Herby Dutch Baby (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link
Just want to point out that I made that shirt I posted, I'd consider making it for real if that "mouth is not a bakery" quote was more popular... at least I'd never heard of it before, what a clunky thing to say...
Is it a thing?
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:36 (one year ago) link
Just say "I am not a bakery". Why emphasize the mouth? Obviously your opinions come out of it, yes but goes without saying (with your mouth, in case that wasn't clear).
― Evan, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:38 (one year ago) link
evan please put that on redbubble
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 June 2022 20:53 (one year ago) link
In every mouth there's a bakeryAnd every sugarcoatTakes me further from heaven
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/0o9cJQr.jpg
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link
I've taken this far enough topic, but those cutsey little - memes, folksy sayin's, quaint turns of phrase - whatever you want to call them... where it's just
Obvious set up for jokeThe "joke"another fiveor six linesabout how muchthe first two linescan describe you in real life
are so asinine and yet, apparently they're selling off the shelves like funnel cakes!
― pplains, Thursday, 16 June 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link