"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

it looks like our dazzling defence secretary (who the graun want to fuck) has been told to shut up by Ukraine over his incredibly stupid and unhelpful Munich '38 comment.

We love to laugh at US politicans and presidents for being fucking dimwits but we've got a bumper crop of our own at the moment.

the Guardian caled it, a true modern Metternich

This is the Ukrainian Captain Tom, ofc we are lapping it up

Amazing. Czech media reporting that Granny Valentyna's photo op was organized by the neo-Nazi Azov Battalion. Meaning a bonafide Nazi propaganda tool is the darling of the Angloid media elites. Truly the face of Ukrainian resistance.https://t.co/Gis690ivAK pic.twitter.com/hYVdnd2zBe

— Mark Ames (@MarkAmesExiled) February 14, 2022

It’s not even as though they’re right-wing elements aligned with the Ukrainian government, they’re right-wing elements opposed to it. idk who Ben Wallace, etc, think they’re helping with the ‘Munich 1938’ stuff other than the far-right No To Capitulation movement that has repeatedly threatened a coup against Zelenskiy.

Talking of dubious right-wing militias with a grudge against elected politicians…

NEW: Following a meeting of colleagues today, The Metropolitan Police Federation has declared it has no faith in London Mayor Sadiq Khan. See our full statement: https://t.co/2H001cCZRk pic.twitter.com/lDqOFxGfhw

— Metropolitan Police Federation (@MPFed) February 14, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYB-DVS27k

Is an expression of no faith distinct from an expression of no confidence? Seems an odd choice of words.

wondering how much racist shit they edited out before they released the statement

LOL stupid coppers, this is the most popular thing he's done since he's been mayor. Admittedly it's virtually the only thing he's done but...

It’s been a long time since they walked hand in hand and the moon was Muslim 😔

There's the Tommy Robinson painting as well. My favourite thing about that (apart from the girl reaching out) is that Tommy..... is standing pic.twitter.com/DyFlZaLP6G

— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 4, 2018

moving

Naming and shaming recreational drug users is a disgustingly vindictive policy idea to float. The only beneficiaries would be shithead trigger happy bosses and the kind of disapproving curtain-twitching fucks who make Mary Whitehouse look progressive. Some of these people might be guilty of having a good time, some might need help. If they'd consulted people who work for addiction services this would be a big no. Parliament is riven with booze and drugs ffs. The only naming and shaming I want to see is of corrupt hypocritical PLP scum in the pocket of property developers/big gambling/big booze/private healthcare etc etc

you need to apply for universal credit online or by phone. you need a phone to call the UC helpline if you need help filling in application. most utilities now also exclusively online. as are huge number of other services. how are we still having this conversation. https://t.co/S13oJiWwuL

— Ben Smoke (@bencsmoke) February 15, 2022

lol just posted the same on the Graun thread and having just got my son into the universal credit system I haven't a clue how people without smartphones or internet connections manage to do it.

even if they can get some internet access in a public library they will be likely to miss appointments and new online journal requests and end up getting sanctioned.

run calz

Richard Madeley - We have now learnt that Keir Starmer is getting death threats online... people calling for his execution

Andrew Pierce - Politicians get that all the time

Richard Madeley - Are getting death threats "that big a deal"

Andrew Pierce - No#GMB pic.twitter.com/Hcs6onFJ3D

— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) February 15, 2022

making death threats to Starmer is so passé and it's all coming from that anti-vaxxer rabble these days. Still let's egg the horrible little bastard for lying about his height again!

You've gone soft (boiled)!

he's just about done everything now that most people knew he was going to do, the optimum time to murder him was mid 2020, the damage is done now!

*most people* = about 75% of the shitposters I follow

although I can't remember anyone boldly predicting he'd withdraw the whip from his predecessor

Great news for the UK budget, we are dying out faster! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 pic.twitter.com/ROfHABH9up

— Max Fras (@maxfras) February 15, 2022

he made lunch and coffee at home instead of buying starbucks https://t.co/dcn1hId2wn

— joolsd (@joolsd) February 15, 2022

Lol

After Maxwell’s conviction, the BBC interviewed a man accused of the same crimes as Prince Andrew who tried to silence victims.

Now it’s suggesting that campaigning for sex trafficking victims could be a route back to public life for Prince Andrew.pic.twitter.com/QPpTXJHTzn

— Nadia Whittome MP (@NadiaWhittomeMP) February 15, 2022

you definitely want somebody with “hands on” experience

Really looking forward to this years lengthy celebration of the monarchy being completely undimmed by this official confirmation of what evil degenerate fucks they are

I personally think if prince Andrew is going to pursue that campaigning path going forwards route to making everyone forget he's a paedophile, there is nobody in uk parliamentary politics more suited in helping him achieve this goal than sIR kIETH rODNEY sTAUNER aka the nonce defender!

you definitely want somebody with “hands on” experience

Unfortunately I posted the Jerry Sadowitz clip about the 1987 Cleveland child abuse case where he says "I say we send in an expert, Jimmy Savile!" in another thread last week.

Sadowitz has been frequently everything Frankie Boyle secretly wishes he was but isn't because he's a talentless compromising establishment melt in wolves clothing

And not funny.

Less of the Wolves stuff please

I'm probably bad but I did laugh quite a bit at The People vs Jerry Sadowitz at the time, but was probably high on one thing or another back then!

that heroin addiction thread took me back to me joyful memories of gouching, watching shit tv and hiding in a cupboard while my brother attempted an intervention on me. And watching The People vs. Jerry Sadowitz high as fuck and still managing to laugh! But I've been around long enough now to know that doesn't mean he was good!

you do have to sort of tip your cap to the pure generosity of a man who will pay money to a woman he’s never met and then crusade on behalf of the victims of the crime she accused him of.

Dr Shipman commending the bravery of his patients

as expected the bbc asking the most pertinent questions like: will he be attending the Duke of Edinburgh's memorial mass? My immediate thought as well after witnessing a royal paedophile buy their way out of trouble.

Duke of Edinburgh's memorial mass? Don't let them know in Larkhall.

another fine mass he's gotten himself into

pic.twitter.com/13IWi87BcW

— Lafargue (@Lafargue) February 15, 2022

Report on #r4today about huge increase in people unable to pay energy bills, relying on food banks and more price rises & inflation coming.
So clear we never should have allowed the government to cut £20 from Universal Credit. I’m still reeling at how little that harmed them.

— Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere) February 16, 2022

this is incredible, and given the extremely established links between the care system and prostitution, it is probably one of the most effective ways to actually reduce prostitution that I've ever seen. https://t.co/mEWce4yUqZ

— molly smith (@pastachips) February 16, 2022

"The outspoken party boss, who grew up on a Stockport council estate, lashed bleeding-heart liberals in her party for not being tough enough on crime.” 😐 https://t.co/Kod2M766dP

— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) February 17, 2022

‘Shoot terrorists first and ask questions later’ is quite the line when Cressida Dick is still in the news.

She so kills spiders

2023: angela rayner putting out a hit on the dark web because she can't get the limited release shoes she wanted https://t.co/D19PXxHuCG

— PolProf Wariotifo (@wariotifo) February 17, 2022

she also sends nasty letters of complaint on House of Commons headed paper when she doesn't get her star wars shoes!

she is so openly racist and authoritarian these days I feel like a total simp for ever thinking she might be good. On the day Kieth says he'll end fire and rehire which is a fine pledge to make when your party practises it on their own staff.

lolo the REMAINIACS podcast has rebranded as OH GOD, WHAT NOW?

it seems every episode is about Downing Street office parties, good they've found something new to say oh gosh, what now? about

i insist that a brave ilxor listens to some eps of GOLLY WHAT WHAT? and reports back

(not me, i have some self-respect)

If it serves as an inducement, they have Marie Le Conte and Alex Andreou as guests on the latest episode, which appears to be the third consecutive hour they’ve done on the Downing Street parties.