The 2021-2022 Non-Fungible Hot Stove Thread (Presented by Monkeyjizz)

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I made the mistake of undertaking a league build in ootp that has gotten so daunting, I’m scarred to open it again

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 February 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link

i'd like to think that they wouldn't go ahead and charge people during a lockout, but if you have mlb.tv you might want to stop it from automatically renewing on march 1: https://www.mlb.com/account/subscriptions

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 23:34 (two years ago) link

i'd like to think that they wouldn't go ahead and charge people during a lockout

aha! ahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 01:10 (two years ago) link

good call, i canceled that shit

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 01:50 (two years ago) link

thank you for this reminder, you have done the lord's work today mookie

snarl self own (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 03:03 (two years ago) link

this is probably the only way to nudge mlb into resolving this. i'd imagine not a lot of money comes in over spring training, but if they see a bunch of people unsubscribing it might spur a little action.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 03:07 (two years ago) link

Jeter: not a true Marlin

Andy K, Monday, 28 February 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link

". . . the vision for the future of the franchise is different than the one I signed up to lead."

they must be bringing back the sculpture

mookieproof, Monday, 28 February 2022 16:23 (two years ago) link

I’m new here @LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/6ICuCH7aBc

— Joey Gallo (@JoeyGallo24) February 28, 2022

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 03:26 (two years ago) link

i'm extremely used to players being younger than me but it's still weird to think that joey gallo graduated high school 6 years later than me

, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 04:36 (two years ago) link

kwang-hyun kim is going back to KBO, signing with his old team (the Incheon-based SSG Landers, formerly the Wyverns) for 4 years, $12.3M.

that turns out to be the record contract guarantee in KBO, at 15.1 billion won

That’s not to say Kim “settled” for a return to Korea. His deal is worth 15.1 billion won, not coincidentally topping 15 billion won deals for Sung-bum Na and Dae-ho Lee that had previously been the largest guarantees in KBO history. Setting that record is presumably a point of pride for Kim, and he’d not have garnered a four-year guarantee had he remained in MLB. However, big league teams may have been willing to offer more than the roughly $3.075MM in average annual salary he’ll make on this deal had it been a typical offseason. A few other players have made the jump from MLB to foreign pro leagues this winter, but Kim would probably have garnered the most interest of that group had teams been able to keep in contact with his reps over the past few months.

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2022/03/kwang-hyun-kim-signs-four-year-deal-with-kbos-ssg-landers.html

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 16:05 (two years ago) link

here we go

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link

Yeah, the next few days are going to be bonkers

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:16 (two years ago) link

yup, this gonna be fun!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:26 (two years ago) link

It’s 7 o’clock. Why haven’t dozens of free agents signed yet?!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2022 23:59 (two years ago) link

Carlos Correa will be buying Amazon within a few days.

clemenza, Friday, 11 March 2022 01:40 (two years ago) link

Please don't go to the Yanks, Freddie.

Everybody Loves Ramen (WmC), Friday, 11 March 2022 03:47 (two years ago) link

Keep hearing about Toronto as a possibility for him...would love that, if real.

clemenza, Friday, 11 March 2022 03:53 (two years ago) link

It would be great and all - but makes like zero sense.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 March 2022 04:04 (two years ago) link

For him, you mean? Toronto would obviously have to pay out, which is why it won't happen, but theoretically, if they were willing, it would make sense for the Jays, no?

clemenza, Friday, 11 March 2022 04:15 (two years ago) link

but why? they need a 3b (or failing that 2b) and a backend starter. Vlad's already at first, i don't see him going back to 3rd and neither of them are appropriate for DH.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 March 2022 04:55 (two years ago) link

fuck the handedness haters; let freddie play third

mookieproof, Friday, 11 March 2022 05:05 (two years ago) link

god i'm so glad the season will start soon. spring training is going to rule

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 05:15 (two years ago) link

some teams are literally starting tomorrow, no?!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 March 2022 05:23 (two years ago) link

i think official be there or die date is sunday, but players can report as early as tomorrow. so i'm already looking forward to pitchers and catchers tossing the ball and someone being in the best shape of their career. god i love this stuff

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 05:25 (two years ago) link

if wainwright and molina stay healthy, they will set the record for most battery-mate pitcher/catcher games, this year. i think they need around 22 or so

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 05:25 (two years ago) link

passing lolich and freehan, i think, at the top

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 05:26 (two years ago) link

honestly, i did think there was going to be an absolute rush of transactions, starting..pretty much anytime? weird

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 16:16 (two years ago) link

The Cardinals have agreed to a two-year contract with free-agent righty Drew VerHagen, tweets Mark Feinsand of MLB.com. VerHagen, who spent the past two seasons pitching in Japan, will be guaranteed $2.5MM in 2022 and $3MM in 2023.

uh, ok! let's do this

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 17:16 (two years ago) link

IT BEGINS

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 March 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link

carlos rodon to the giants, 2 years/$44m

mookieproof, Friday, 11 March 2022 21:29 (two years ago) link

Welcome to San Francisco Carlos, two years is fine and can be very good

Bee OK, Saturday, 12 March 2022 03:02 (two years ago) link

bold move for a guy with his injury history, but that's what money is for. glad rodon is getting paid

also kershaw re-signed with the dodgers for 1yr/$17m

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 March 2022 04:44 (two years ago) link

Kinda glad Kershaw is back with los Dodgers

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 March 2022 05:05 (two years ago) link

very much so

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 05:13 (two years ago) link

andrelton simmons to the cubs 1 yr/$4m

dodgers have supposedly made a big offer to freddie f

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 March 2022 07:12 (two years ago) link

I guess that means the Cubs aren’t in on Correa?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 March 2022 14:09 (two years ago) link

oh, i think they very much still are

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 March 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link

simmons is all glove no bat so they could conceivably have both

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 March 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

Kikuchi to the Jays at three years $36 mil. A year more than I would have expected, but in keeping with the extra year the jays typically have to throw in.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link

Source confirms: Yankees acquiring 3B Josh Donaldson, SS Isiah Kiner-Falefa and Ben Rortvedt for Gary Sánchez and Gio Urshela. First: @JeffPassan.

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) March 14, 2022

mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2022 02:52 (two years ago) link

interesting

nelson cruz to the nationals

mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2022 02:59 (two years ago) link

that Donaldson deal is a weird one.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 March 2022 03:50 (two years ago) link

Yeah it doesnt make a great deal of sense

MINN isnt even eating salary

did both teams just get worse?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 March 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link

yanks seriously upgrade their defense at short but idk who’s gonna catch and relying on 36yo josh donaldson to stay healthy for two years seems iffy. sounds like they’re going to bring back rizzo too, that’s a lot of older gentlemen

mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2022 05:06 (two years ago) link

Kershaw accepted less money than the qualifying offer he turned down a few months ago. In a way the Dodgers did him a favour because if he's healthy and pitches well this year, he'll have a better chance of getting a multi-year deal with no strings attached (since he can't be given a QO again).

Cruz's deal is historic -- first DH to jump to the NL!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 14 March 2022 09:47 (two years ago) link

supposedly kershaw only considered the dodgers and rangers, and chose the former because he felt they had a better chance of winning another WS

that calculus doesn't seem likely to change during what remains of his career

mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2022 10:22 (two years ago) link


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