Jesus Fucking Christ, Ricky Williams

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Maybe the best thing is that he seems to be setting realistic and wholesome goals in his own life: two more years as backup and then a life as in holistic medicine sounds much better than kung fu wandering weed icon or shrinking violet sportstar.

I'd love for him to have an inexplicable breakout season.

PLEASE SIT TIGHT WHILE WE MAKE NEW ARRANGEMENTS (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe the best thing is that he seems to be setting realistic and wholesome goals in his own life: two more years as backup and then a life as in holistic medicine sounds much better than kung fu wandering weed icon or shrinking violet sportstar.

Better than being shot by your mistress, amirite?

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 23 July 2009 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Who sets that as a goal?

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Thursday, 23 July 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

mcnair was all like, 'i think i can make this happen...'

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Thursday, 23 July 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

that's totally been the plot of at least two movies and probably a half-dozen eps of CSI et al.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 23 July 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

"these puncture wounds were produced by an extraordinarily fine needle, almost a filament, perhaps of the type used for acupuncture... and note how precisely the wounds are located at critical nexi in the victim's energetic meridians. dude's chi wouldn't have known what hit it."

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 July 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the comparison made to LT makes sense to me, cuz they both have a certain wounded quality to them. LT strikes me as a guy who'd love to just play golf and live in anonymity for the rest of his life - he doesn't want to be LT anymore, just lawrence.

ricky getting teams to buy into that holistic shit is probably a long shot, but getting players into it shouldnt be hard - athletes will try pretty much anything

the shitbirdification of america's youth (cankles), Friday, 24 July 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

<3

jØrdån (omar little), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Hell yeah.

We really need him AND Ronnie, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

people are surprised by his performance but i think the guy has been so rested (lol) over the past several years that it makes sense to me. plus i think he's just a natural.

jØrdån (omar little), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, yeah. Talent isn't the issue with Williams, and never has been.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Ricky definitely has not lost his burst, which with many great 32 year old backs that is long gone.

earlnash, Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link

the only issue with Williams was that Dave Wannstedt tried to kill him and the NFL can't handle a little weed

<3 <3 <3

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP1a2ieq5Us

jØrdån (omar little), Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd love for him to have an inexplicable breakout season.

― PLEASE SIT TIGHT WHILE WE MAKE NEW ARRANGEMENTS (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 22, 2009

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES???

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7631/rickywilliamsstudyin.gif

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

the only issue with Williams was that Dave Wannstedt tried to kill him

Many a promising career has been killed by the well-intentioned, but TERRIBLE, "Coach" Wannstedt.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 21 November 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i do believe in miracles!

fifteen minutes of iguana time famous (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Always loved his running style, hope to see him break out again. Thinking about Ricky always makes me think of Cecil the Diesel. He coulda been great if he wasn't such a fuckup.

He admits he broke into the home of a married woman that he knew from the gym, but said he only wanted to watch her sleep.

Fetchboy, Monday, 23 November 2009 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

six years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYsjAQG6LLs
seems like life worked out okay for ricky
wtf at SI trying to be VICE lite tho

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:12 (seven years ago) link

Kyle Turley at 16.43, seeming a lot more together now that he's smoking weed

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 15 July 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

Missed three seasons in his prime and still rushed for 10000 yards for his career.

earlnash, Saturday, 16 July 2016 02:50 (seven years ago) link

congrats SI for the shocking reveal that he's a pro-marijuana advocate and shitty father/husband

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 16 July 2016 03:49 (seven years ago) link


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