Do you have weird alternative lyrics for songs that play in your head?

I'm a juggalo soldier
broader than broadway
keep keepin on
I don't care what they say

gee thanks noodle vague

Google Image Search is surprisingly disappointing for "juggalo soldier".

juggalo gals go round the outside round the outside round the outside

thanks to Mr. Hegelson:

I'm a Matt ... I'm a DC ... I'm a combination Matt DC.