"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

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Look, guns will make us powerful, rice will only make us, well ok it won't make us fat exactly. Unless we turn it into booze. Let's make sake and then exterminate the bourgeoisie

Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link

not had any sake for years, sounds like a plan.

calzino, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:59 (two years ago) link

Because I'm an ignorant simpleton and don't understand how business works I wonder lately whether this cost of living narrative actually encourages supermarkets et al to ramp up their prices under the cover of "soz it's not our fault"

Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:02 (two years ago) link

What will an interest rise do after it being so low for so fucking long?


Burn a lot of people with high mortgages on variable rates ie a lot of people who bought at the top in London-SE.

mardheamac (gyac), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link

Doesn't sound good for the Tories. Maybe these ppl will vote Lib Dem.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link

Sounds good for the progressive alliance

Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link

NEW: Bank of England Governor interview for #BBCNewsSix

Me: Are you trying to get into people’s heads & ask them not to ask for too high a pay rise?
Bailey: Broadly yes
Me: Really?
Bailey: we do need to see a moderation of wage rises… thats painfulhttps://t.co/eAsLUvuxQb

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) February 3, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link

If I had £495k salary I'd be simply too embarrassed to talk like that

calzino, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

Absolutely.

The thing is, the "vulgar Marxist" analysis is right. They want to crush the lower orders and reallocate the country's wealth to themselves and their mates. That's it.

— Lafargue (@Lafargue) February 3, 2022

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 3 February 2022 19:54 (two years ago) link

Savile providing some moral high ground pretext for the rats is it. Still love to see him floundering though

stet, Thursday, 3 February 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link

a tory scumbag who used to write for spiked as the resident BAME racism apologist, using this attack on fellow conservative Kieth as the pretext for her resignation is about as high as the moral ground get's in UK politics right now.

calzino, Thursday, 3 February 2022 20:25 (two years ago) link

Because I'm an ignorant simpleton and don't understand how business works I wonder lately whether this cost of living narrative actually encourages supermarkets et al to ramp up their prices under the cover of "soz it's not our fault"

have been suspicious lately that supermarkets seem to be constantly out of stock of the more affordable versions of things leaving only "luxury" versions left to buy and whether that's really due to stock issues or they just want to grind even more money out of us.

even the birds in the trees seemed to whisper "get fucked" (bovarism), Friday, 4 February 2022 08:23 (two years ago) link

think jack Monroe said as much, arguing inflation measures should track staple goods with special attention to supermarket own basic brands as these have a tendency to dwindle or outright disappear from shelves.

oscar bravo, Friday, 4 February 2022 08:28 (two years ago) link

lol

Alexander Stafford MP
@Alex_Stafford
10h
On Monday the Prime Minister promised to radically reform how Number 10 operates. It is clear that today he is keeping his word by having a wholesale clearout, to create a better more dynamic operation.

Stuart Anderson MP
@Stuart4WolvesSW
13h
On Monday @BorisJohnson promised MPs change. Tonight we see that change starting to happen and I welcome this quick action by the Prime Minster

Mark Jenkinson MP
@markjenkinsonmp
12h
No. 10 changes in full swing. As promised by @BorisJohnson earlier this week. https://twitter.com/guidofawkes/status/...

nashwan, Friday, 4 February 2022 09:24 (two years ago) link

That Stuart Anderson guy is popping up everywhere and is particularly repulsive.

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Friday, 4 February 2022 11:06 (two years ago) link

Former Labour mayor of Newham, Robin Wales, now on the board of a "for-profit social impact business" rubbing shoulders with Phil Hammond and Lynton Crosby.

https://www.municipalpartners.co.uk/the-team

Jimmying open the safe of public funds one contract at a time.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 February 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link

no mention of Southend West?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-60235797

"Sir David had been the area's MP since 1997 and the seat was not contested by Labour, the Liberal Democrats or the Greens.

Less than a quarter of the electorate turned out to vote, while there were twice as many spoiled ballot papers as there were votes for the second-placed candidate Jason Pilley, of the Psychedelic Movement."

koogs, Friday, 4 February 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link

https://jasonpilley.files.wordpress.com/2022/01/2022page2.jpg

Doesn't take long for the Psychedelic Movement manifesto to show its true colours here.

The White Hot Stamper With Issues (Matt #2), Friday, 4 February 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link

Jesus Christ that's something

Just say no, kids

Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 February 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link

yeah, fucking low-level letterboxes

koogs, Friday, 4 February 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

I've always said Jimmy Carr is a cunt and should be executed.

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:35 (two years ago) link

I genuinely hope he literally get's murdered

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

A Night With Calz

^^^would attend obv

imago, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link

I guarantee you it would only be occasionally mildly amusing at best and eventually quite exhaustingly boring. But hey I'm not a comedian!

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:57 (two years ago) link

the whoops from the crowd in that Carr clip are sickening, comedy audiences are the worst as well.

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link

I think it was the birthday or death anniversary of Jeremy Hardy the other day and thinking how about 99% of british comedy are complete cunts and he was so nice.

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:13 (two years ago) link

I've always said Jimmy Carr is a cunt and should be executed.

Like to think you just posted this randomly and haven't seen the news.

nashwan, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:15 (two years ago) link

well at least now I can argue for justifiable homicide!

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:20 (two years ago) link

Sean Lock as well, another who was quite funny and not a tory prick who was taken early by cancer. All the worst ones will outlive us all.

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link

even Jerry Sadowitz couldn't make it funny saying the genocide of european roma was a positive. There is no fucker in the world who can make that funny, yet these simps laughed and some whooped.

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:31 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKxqeNUWYAIMPn_?format=jpg&name=medium

this was posted by George Aylett. Pointing out that Pamela Anderson had a much better position of what was going on in 2018 re: Brexit than the shadow brexit minister Kieth Stauner.

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 19:46 (two years ago) link

Various Twitter people suggesting that the correct form of restorative justice for Jimmy Carr would be to get lamped by Tyson Fury. Fair IMO.

the thin blue lying (suzy), Friday, 4 February 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link

as long as Tyson is allowed to put some nuts and bolts in his gloves!

calzino, Friday, 4 February 2022 20:53 (two years ago) link

The defence of Carr seems to boil down to “calm down, it was a joke” but what was the joke? As far as I can tell there was no irony and it’s just a man saying the systemic slaughter of an ethnic group was good because they’re bad and the audience lapping it up in agreement

— Darren Richman (@darrenrichman) February 4, 2022

don't give these fuckers any money, just download illegal torrents if you are addicted to watching garbage.

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 08:46 (two years ago) link

Great how the calls for Netflix to pull this will 100% not result in that happening but will give Jimmy Carr plenty of opportunity to go on TV shows to cry about cancel culture.

Not that I think the calls shouldn't be made, it's just.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:46 (two years ago) link

not seen any response to this from any of his high profile "committed anti-racist" chums yet. It will take some gold medal winning bullshit at the sophistry olympics to argue that this was acceptable or even comedy, seeing as it was objectively unfunny.

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 12:00 (two years ago) link

lol went on Baddiel's twitter fully expecting him to not give a toss about a demographic that truly "doesn't count" when it comes to most ppl's anti-racism and fair dos, he calls Carr's joke indefensible.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 5 February 2022 12:03 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKyi2CNWYAENQJV?format=jpg&name=medium

not shocked to discover he has previous anti-GRT form

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 12:08 (two years ago) link

Channel 4 have another let's gawp at the travelling community series coming up, none of these cunts give a fuck.

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 February 2022 12:39 (two years ago) link

idk, I think this one might have crossed a line. There’s a potential issue of criminal liability as well. I’d be surprised if Netflix left it as-is.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 February 2022 12:51 (two years ago) link

Impressed by Pamela Anderson, overall.

the pinefox, Saturday, 5 February 2022 12:56 (two years ago) link

Are we talking about the Trojan horse affair podcast anywhere?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 5 February 2022 17:17 (two years ago) link

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article12817873.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Jeremy-Corbyn-busted-checking-out-Pamela-Anderson-on-live-TV.jpg

xp

probably not one of the most flattering pictures of Jeremy!

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

evidently also impressed by pamela anderson, overall

mark s, Saturday, 5 February 2022 21:25 (two years ago) link

Looking forward to a war with China

We completely reject any questions over sovereignty of the Falklands.

The Falklands are part of the British family and we will defend their right to self determination.

China must respect the Falklands' sovereignty 🇬🇧🇫🇰

— Liz Truss (@trussliz) February 6, 2022

xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 February 2022 12:15 (two years ago) link

It’s all theatre for now but interesting to see where Labour’s new line that the government is Soft On China And Russia leads.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 7 February 2022 12:52 (two years ago) link

Will his appointment be an act of political “Harri-kiri” or “Harri-Krishna”?
@Dominic2306 clearly thinks the former. But some around the PM hope the new faces in No.10 can spread peace and love with MPs, and the public.

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) February 7, 2022

Please ban all lobby journalists

glumdalclitch, Monday, 7 February 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link

"Wil MPS be saying "Good-o" for Guto, or will they still be saying "Hari-ap and G(ut)o" to the Prime Minister?"

glumdalclitch, Monday, 7 February 2022 14:07 (two years ago) link

"I walked in, I gave him a salute and said ‘Prime Minister, Guto Harri reporting for duty’ and he stood up from behind his desk and started to salute but then said ‘What am I doing, I should take the knee for you."....

jesus, what a nauseating cunt he is

calzino, Monday, 7 February 2022 15:31 (two years ago) link

"I then asked ‘Are you going to survive Boris?’ And he said in his deep voice, slowly and with purpose, whilst singing a little as he finished his sentence ‘I Will Survive’.
" he answered, ‘I’ve got all my love to give’, so we had a little blast of Gloria Gaynor!".. says Harri

calzino, Monday, 7 February 2022 15:32 (two years ago) link


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