autoreplace for washington r******s

people are definitely going to call them the commies lol

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/vintage/img/g/hJEAAOSwxjRgtU9m/s-l1600/Vintage-COMMANDER-SALAMANDER-Pin-Button-1980-s-DC-.jpg

maybe they let ian svnonius name the team after all

and i know the commander salamander ref was already covered but man.. i miss a lot of places from that era of dc

local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team

this commander thing though might be the new winner

so stupid.

washington officers
washington chairpersons
washington adjutants

washington adjutants

The adjutant is an awesome bird and offers great mascot/logo possibilities

Snyder is described as a vulgar, grasping, uppity yuppie from hell -- a cut-rate George Steinbrenner or a Trump wannabe.

what a stupid stupid article

The Washington Importnat Guys

Was time to resurrect washington bullets name so we could sing sandinista in mortified unfunny irony, right?

Washington EDH

The Washington Hardcocks

The Washington Worshers

^^^this!

The Washington Posts

The Washington Western Pennsylvanians

(based on the demographics of my coworkers)

Washington Sex Scandals

The Washington Bubbles

senators is one of the funniest names for a team, a classic, they shoulve just gone with that

local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team

aww I kinda like it

"Senators" is a solid name too

idk the best team names are non-threatening and dumb. the worst ones are the ones that try to appear macho. animals + alliteration are always good - "Seattle Seahawks" is one of the best. idk if "Commanders" is worse than Browns, Bills, or Patriots, but it does have a very Arena Football feel to it, if I were an announcer I'd struggle to say it

also lmao that this is dropping right as the NFL is embroiled in another racism scandal

browns is great cmon

and the bills! buffalo bill! it’s brilliant

like naming your team the oakland annies or something

lol

Chicago Sitting Bulls

the boston stranglers

there should be a football team called The Ice

like Miami has The Heat

it is weird there isn't a hockey team called the ice

The Miami Floe

On a Bills tip they should've gone with the Washington Irvings

the georges

Commanders has a NJ Generals vibe. dbag owner should sell to you know, to show how that shit is really done. It would be nice.

lol okay

The blue dot is about 2 blocks from the US Capitol. The red dot is Dumfries VA, where @john_keim reports the Commanders have spent $100M on new land for a possible stadium. pic.twitter.com/RmoLTwgLEg

— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) May 23, 2022

Works for me.

I would rather them move to NFL Europe.

I'm aware the league doesn't exist anymore.

still want it to happen.

The Washington Ombudsmen.

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

assuming that anyone can afford what they'll charge for licenses/tix

Yeah but traffic around dc is a real piece of cake, it’s always fun to drive

Yeah that’s nuts I95 south of DC is a parking lot even on weekends, although maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium.

The Washington Roadblocks

maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium

won't happen unless snyder gets a cut that would make up for lost parking revenue. and people will still drive because they wanna tailgate

I have a feeling the Governor is just gonna shovel money to Snyder anyway might as well get a train station out of the deal.

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The Washington Curiosity Slowdown

putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams

Lol at "create."

At minimum, it would exacerbate the existing ones.

Which could be - in the long term - a good thing. At this point I do not give a fuck. Make the whole enterprise utterly untenable. Teach the fan base an expensive and unpleasant lesson. Make it suck, for everyone forever. Maybe then people will rethink how it could be done differently.

oh narrator voice where art thou

Do they really need a fxxxing new stadium?

Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
Billionaires gotta swindle
Cancers gotta multiply

this is a pretty remarkable report, produced by one of the NFL's partners no less, discussing how daniel snyder is one of the truly preeminent assholes in america

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34778123/washington-commanders-owner-dan-snyder-claims-dirt-nfl-owners-roger-goodell

The whole thing is pretty curious considering how the whole Gruden thing happened and the leak that Sheffter was pretty much on speed dial with Allen and the league office as a mouthpiece. Add in the whole debacle in Mississippi with Favre and really the whole mafia line is probably not far from the truth.

NFL world is just a microcosm of the sleazy world of American corporate and political governance.

American hero: steals from the poor to give to the rich
American villain: kneels during some idiot song

dan snyder seems nice