That is a weak-ass name
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:15 (two years ago) link
It's so bad. Like they're gonna command much of anything.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:20 (two years ago) link
shoulda named themselves the Washington ELITES yuk yuk
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
Washington Swamp Things ffs
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
Washington Weasels
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
Washington Wizards
― ✖, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 19:38 (two years ago) link
nice
It's a good day to re-read this David Brooks NYTMag profile of Dan Snyder from 1999 which portrays Snyder as a breath of fresh air in stuffy DC; concludes "his influence on the Redskins has been unambiguously positive"; & predicts a Super Bowl w/i 5 years. https://t.co/Wrc3x0MTRB— Jason Zengerle (@zengerle) February 2, 2022
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link
The Hatecats
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:30 (two years ago) link
people are definitely going to call them the commies lol
http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/vintage/img/g/hJEAAOSwxjRgtU9m/s-l1600/Vintage-COMMANDER-SALAMANDER-Pin-Button-1980-s-DC-.jpg
― Дарья (daria-g), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link
maybe they let ian svnonius name the team after all
― Дарья (daria-g), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:54 (two years ago) link
and i know the commander salamander ref was already covered but man.. i miss a lot of places from that era of dc
― Дарья (daria-g), Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:58 (two years ago) link
local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team this commander thing though might be the new winnerso stupid. washington officers washington chairpersonswashington adjutants
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 February 2022 02:55 (two years ago) link
washington adjutantsThe adjutant is an awesome bird and offers great mascot/logo possibilities
― covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 3 February 2022 03:04 (two years ago) link
Snyder is described as a vulgar, grasping, uppity yuppie from hell -- a cut-rate George Steinbrenner or a Trump wannabe.
― symsymsym, Thursday, 3 February 2022 03:21 (two years ago) link
what a stupid stupid article
The Washington Importnat Guys
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 10:52 (two years ago) link
Was time to resurrect washington bullets name so we could sing sandinista in mortified unfunny irony, right?
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Thursday, 3 February 2022 13:05 (two years ago) link
Washington EDH
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 3 February 2022 13:37 (two years ago) link
The Washington Hardcocks
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 13:42 (two years ago) link
The Washington Worshers
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link
^^^this!
― peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:06 (two years ago) link
The Washington Posts
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:12 (two years ago) link
The Washington Western Pennsylvanians
(based on the demographics of my coworkers)
― peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:13 (two years ago) link
Washington Sex Scandals
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:21 (two years ago) link
The Washington Bubbles
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 14:29 (two years ago) link
senators is one of the funniest names for a team, a classic, they shoulve just gone with that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link
local girls softball team is the Troubadours which i thought was an alltime dumb name for a sports team
aww I kinda like it
"Senators" is a solid name too
idk the best team names are non-threatening and dumb. the worst ones are the ones that try to appear macho. animals + alliteration are always good - "Seattle Seahawks" is one of the best. idk if "Commanders" is worse than Browns, Bills, or Patriots, but it does have a very Arena Football feel to it, if I were an announcer I'd struggle to say it
― frogbs, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link
also lmao that this is dropping right as the NFL is embroiled in another racism scandal
browns is great cmon
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link
and the bills! buffalo bill! it’s brilliantlike naming your team the oakland annies or something
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (two years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:43 (two years ago) link
Chicago Sitting Bulls
― he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
the boston stranglers
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
there should be a football team called The Ice
like Miami has The Heat
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link
it is weird there isn't a hockey team called the ice
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link
The Miami Floe
― peace, man, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:25 (two years ago) link
On a Bills tip they should've gone with the Washington Irvings
― Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link
the georges
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 February 2022 17:32 (two years ago) link
Commanders has a NJ Generals vibe. dbag owner should sell to you know, to show how that shit is really done. It would be nice.
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Thursday, 3 February 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link
lol okay
The blue dot is about 2 blocks from the US Capitol. The red dot is Dumfries VA, where @john_keim reports the Commanders have spent $100M on new land for a possible stadium. pic.twitter.com/RmoLTwgLEg— JP Finlay (@JPFinlayNBCS) May 23, 2022
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link
Works for me.
― peace, man, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:15 (one year ago) link
I would rather them move to NFL Europe.
I'm aware the league doesn't exist anymore.
still want it to happen.
― Abe Kayfabe (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:25 (one year ago) link
The Washington Ombudsmen.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
putting a stadium in dumfries (or even woodbridge) would create astounding traffic jams
assuming that anyone can afford what they'll charge for licenses/tix
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
Yeah but traffic around dc is a real piece of cake, it’s always fun to drive
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 May 2022 20:51 (one year ago) link
Yeah that’s nuts I95 south of DC is a parking lot even on weekends, although maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:45 (one year ago) link
The Washington Roadblocks
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:51 (one year ago) link
maybe they could put a VRE station at the stadium
won't happen unless snyder gets a cut that would make up for lost parking revenue. and people will still drive because they wanna tailgate
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 May 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link
I have a feeling the Governor is just gonna shovel money to Snyder anyway might as well get a train station out of the deal.
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:08 (one year ago) link
The Washington Curiosity Slowdown
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 22:34 (one year ago) link