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i feel like one of these merits a sub-poll:

no one to fuck with my mind

- there is no one he can fuck, in a physical way
- there is no one he can fuck mentally, with his mind
- he doesn't have anyone there who will fuck with his mind, in a figurative way
- he doesn't have anyone there who will fuck with his mind, in a mental sex kind of way

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link

Voted alooooo-whoaone looooOOOOOOOOwhoawhoaoooone alooowhoaoone alooowhoaluhwhoaooone.

I predict a landslide.

How is he getting rain on his desert island, though?

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:40 (two years ago) link

I thought "no one to fuck" would be the obvious answer, but it was a true unexpected LOL when he hits "....and the RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN" so going with that.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 31 January 2022 18:43 (two years ago) link

the edit on the climax really sets it over the edge

Spottie, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link

i feel like one of these merits a sub-poll:

no one to fuck with my mind

- there is no one he can fuck, in a physical way
- there is no one he can fuck mentally, with his mind
- he doesn't have anyone there who will fuck with his mind, in a figurative way
- he doesn't have anyone there who will fuck with his mind, in a mental sex kind of way

― Karl Malone, Monday, January 31, 2022 11:39 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think its clearly 1 and 3 but not sure he's smart enough to figure out what he did there.

Spottie, Monday, 31 January 2022 18:56 (two years ago) link

the edit on the climax really sets it over the edge

it does. i wonder if that's in the original or if it's a catatonic edit? either way, it leaves a lasting image

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link

i thought it was rage, not rain, but either is great obviously

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

thank you to spottie for creating this poll

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

man, that argument that plays out during the long alooooooones, where she slaps him.
some intense footage throughout, you can see why he was driven to this

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:42 (two years ago) link

i thought it was rage, not rain, but either is great obviously

yeah, i don't know! he doesn't do either, he just goes raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy-eeah-yeah!

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:44 (two years ago) link

i'm assuming that he's going for the exact rhyme opportunity, pain/rain, but it's true that it would be more fitting for the song if it went to rage, because he's been feeling a lot

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:45 (two years ago) link

i can't help but like this soul patch country guy in spite of everything

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 19:46 (two years ago) link

i feel like its clearly "rain" just cos it rhymes yeah

Spottie, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:47 (two years ago) link

many fans are saying that the reason they broke up is because of the way he was leaning on her in that one scene, just before she disappears (another clue)

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link

he was "leaning on her" for support, and he depended on her, but that's what made her leave.

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link

i just watched it again and focused only on his hands... highly recommended

Spottie, Monday, 31 January 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link

Substitute this for Colin Newman’s “Alone” in Silence of the Lambs.

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 31 January 2022 19:52 (two years ago) link

i thought it was rage, not rain, but either is great obviously

Ditto!

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

it's definitely 'rain'. which is much more poetic, good choice.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

soul patch country guy looks to be groping his way toward reinventing country music from the ground up, first by deconstructing it into all its constituent parts, then stitching them back together again exactly the same way as they were originally, except for the massive blood loss and trauma they suffered in the process.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 31 January 2022 19:55 (two years ago) link

I think my favourite bit is the head swivel during the OOOoowhoOOO section of alooowhowhoalOOOoowhoOOOOOOOOOooooooone.

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link

I didn't think of him as country, I thought he was like Staind recorded at home.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:02 (two years ago) link

to me he's the next scott stapp

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:03 (two years ago) link

yaaaaaaaaaaah-yeaahuhhh with his girl running off with the blood is a solid deep cut

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link

during the slapping scene, who is that sitting on the couch to the right?

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:06 (two years ago) link

doesn't matter i guess, just a regular party scene

Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:07 (two years ago) link

haha, "he stood up, time to make my move!"

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 20:09 (two years ago) link

each detail confirms that this guy is feeling super alone

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 20:09 (two years ago) link

I'll need some citations for that claim.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link

I didn't think of him as country, I thought he was like Staind recorded at home.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, January 31, 2022 1:02 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yah i get no country vibes from this guy. hes clearly a late 90s/early 00s rural stapp/staind type of lad.

Spottie, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:12 (two years ago) link

during the slapping scene, who is that sitting on the couch to the right?

― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:06 (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

doesn't matter i guess, just a regular party scene

― Karl Malone, Monday, 31 January 2022 20:07 (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So not gonna happen.

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Monday, 31 January 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link

the part where theres an echoey cause you left me here, a pause, and then what is clearly supposed to be the crescendo but the weak lil drum machine just comes back in like normal lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 31 January 2022 21:56 (two years ago) link

that's how you earn a key change

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 31 January 2022 22:09 (two years ago) link

Oh goddamn it

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 01:47 (two years ago) link

ive listened to this too many times now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:13 (two years ago) link

it holds up

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:19 (two years ago) link

we need to find the full video

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:37 (two years ago) link

you'd think a search for "no one to fuck" and "with my mind" would lead you to it, but it doesn't

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link

i am saving the audio, at least, and will refer to it on my mixtapes as

alone (no one to fuck with my mind)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:42 (two years ago) link

got it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-egyS2Jrwo4

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link

only 6000 views, somehow

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:47 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/JrdmVMC.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link

ahh lmao yes thank you

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:53 (two years ago) link

trapped and buried beneath the sand
standing in a field beneath the pouring rain
there's no easy way to deal with the pain
oh the pain
oh the pain
and the raaaaaaaaaain, whoaayeaah

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:53 (two years ago) link

the crazy flashing on the "RAAAAAAIN!" is in the original, no editing needed by catatonic youths

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:54 (two years ago) link

really enjoyed them toasting champagne on two huge leather chairs

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:54 (two years ago) link

live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljlHxrYVBPQ

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:54 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Hi2JIZv.png

https://i.imgur.com/OgEeMI3.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IPo0Q7C.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link

lol, 3:04 into the live cut: https://i.imgur.com/mSPvD3x.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:00 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/o3RnCG7.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:01 (two years ago) link

2 refills later

https://i.imgur.com/JrdmVMC.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:04 (two years ago) link

thread delivers

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:06 (two years ago) link

OMG, it's nearly 5 minutes long.

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link

i feel like one of these merits a sub-poll:

no one to fuck with my mind

- there is no one he can fuck, in a physical way
- there is no one he can fuck mentally, with his mind
- he doesn't have anyone there who will fuck with his mind, in a figurative way
- he doesn't have anyone there who will fuck with his mind, in a mental sex kind of way

There's a fifth option, that he AND his mind have a double-dating situation where they EACH pick up a girl.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:09 (two years ago) link

i'm giving a pass to anyone who wants to call this song "a vibe"

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 16:52 (two years ago) link

many are speculating that the flashing strobes on "the rain" are an allusion to LIGHTNING striking

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link

The full-length version of the song comes off more pensive and less dramatic, maybe because it wanders aimlessly.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:05 (two years ago) link

omg the eye zoom in/out on the og video lmaooooo

Spottie, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:05 (two years ago) link

even more creepy hand action, just what i needed today lol

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:07 (two years ago) link

https://j.gifs.com/MZWN0R.gif

Spottie, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

very nice

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:15 (two years ago) link

i can't stop looking at that

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:17 (two years ago) link

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=77&threadid=123

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, January 31, 2022 6:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3dxdIn3rc

Spottie, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 23:14 (two years ago) link

oh fuck

lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 23:58 (two years ago) link

For some reason, I don't recognize that Chicago tune.. no trombones I guess

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 23:58 (two years ago) link

the other guy dressed up as chris cornell and hes just wearing an eddie vedder shirt lmao

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:00 (two years ago) link

lmao yes. honestly i love those couple dudes in the crowd being all pumped for it. v wholesome.

Spottie, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 00:08 (two years ago) link

This is the new Liam Gallagher tune right

calstars, Sunday, 6 February 2022 15:44 (two years ago) link

this is gonna turn into a "so gonna happen" style podcast, isn't it

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 03:12 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link

And we have a tie!

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 00:39 (two years ago) link

77 strikes again

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 04:06 (two years ago) link

solid tie there.

and two of the alones alone at the bottom with 0 votes.

Spottie, Wednesday, 16 February 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

alooowhowhoalOOOoowhoOOOOOOOOOooooooone was robbed. Sometimes I just don't understand this board.

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Thursday, 4 August 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link

i just watched it at least ten more times due to the bump lmao

Spottie, Thursday, 4 August 2022 20:19 (one year ago) link

same

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 20:26 (one year ago) link

i watched all the different versions and edits and cuts of them, to go for the total rewatch

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 August 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link

that homeboy with the bandana, hanging with his girl.. man, I wouldn't mess around with that dude

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 August 2022 20:37 (one year ago) link

the pain......and the rain oh yeahhh yeahhow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 August 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/k4wadGb.png

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 November 2022 23:46 (one year ago) link

i think i subconsciously saw the thread before i really saw it cause the song popped into my head then a minute later i was like oh hey the thread for the song

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:04 (one year ago) link

a yeeaaaaaaaah yeaaaaaahhhrrrr

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:05 (one year ago) link

i lost track of it, yesterday. i couldn't find it on here, and then my googles were coming up empty. i kept searching for stuff like "pain and the rain"+"creed guy" and "catatonicyouths"...it was harder than it should have been

then out of nowhere i remembered "no one to fuck...with my mind" and i immediately found it. some trivia for Alone-heads is that there's one other song where "no one to fuck with my mind" comes up, and it's a song by the Electrocutes called Doombuggy that's actually pretty good. will be looking forward to the third instance of "no one to fuck with my mind" to see which direction it tilts!

https://j.gifs.com/MZWN0R.gif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:10 (one year ago) link

something about the way her makeup is there makes it look like when one paints an eye on their closed eyelid

lag∞n, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/LrAzJRr.gif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link

samesies

cephalopod conflict resolution (cat), Sunday, 13 November 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

this one resonates because it's also how i feel at the lake

https://i.imgur.com/nf8sQVv.gif

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link

I keep thinking this is about the Colin Newman song

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:01 (one year ago) link

i feel like a lot of this guy's unhappiness could be averted if he just stopped disappearing his girlfriend

cephalopod conflict resolution (cat), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

or if he pulled himself inside out thru his eye, thus re-transforming into her

cephalopod conflict resolution (cat), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:05 (one year ago) link

I see I said nearly the same thing 10 months ago, but in my defense I totally forgot about this song.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link

i have never forgotten this song for even one second

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:10 (one year ago) link

i feel like a lot of this guy's unhappiness could be averted if he just stopped disappearing his girlfriend

what's he doing out there all alone in the rain?

he's burying his dead girlfriends. some say he keeps the shovels in his pockets and that's why he keeps putting his hands in there

Karl Malone, Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

His Superhero power is that he can make girls disappear by touching them

calstars, Sunday, 13 November 2022 21:47 (one year ago) link


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