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"Quaker Steak & Lube" what

Basketball ain’t the main thing down there right now https://t.co/HPTlQRYrgs

— The Anonymous Nobody (@el_budget) February 1, 2022

b2b gold quotes from our special boys

James Harden: "At this point, you can't touch nobody defensively. Or it'll be two free throws."

— Matt Brooks (@MattBrooksNBA) February 2, 2022

Kyrie says he thinks about the fact that the Nets’ big three hasn’t been together much “daily.” He’s hopeful that the pieces will come together at the right time later in the season for his team.

— Nick Friedell (@NickFriedell) February 2, 2022

Mark Cuban on Wharton School of Business student webinar:

Mark Cuban on a recent Wharton School video session.

Student asks about the Seth Curry trade to the Sixers. pic.twitter.com/m3hrjOQ2ON

— Crossing Broad (@CrossingBroad) February 1, 2022

Bro what’s wrong wit you😂😂😂 @gtrentjr https://t.co/9Ueco3KQsc

— Anfernee Simons (@AnferneeSimons) February 1, 2022

https://www.insider.com/gorillas-afraid-of-shaq-miami-zoo-ron-magill-2022-2

"True story," Shaq said. "I've been to every zoo in the world, and every time I go to the gorilla section, they look at me like, 'Hey man, where your fur at?' For real. For real. That's how they look at me. They also look at me like, 'What am I doing in here and you out there?' And they always go crazy when they see me."

'What am I doing in here and you out there?'

gorillas otm

lmao

fighting a gorilla sounds like something shaq would think he could actually do

Why am I just now seeing this for the first time LMAOOOOOOOOOO
pic.twitter.com/Ihlgxt1T0R

— BGN (@BullsGotNext) February 8, 2022

High as hell courtside to watch Embiid and Book with a garbage bag full of popcorn. Living the fuckin dream https://t.co/2Ew8xTJSZS

— ✨🦦America Is Musty🦦✨ (@DragonflyJonez) February 9, 2022

My man.

lmao

Dude is COOKED hah

Cameron Payne came on @LateNightLakers twitter spaces and started talking CRAZY about the Lakers 👀👀👀

(Via @the6foot5) pic.twitter.com/aosDS8g7eM

— Piñata Farms 🪅 (@pinatafarms) February 10, 2022

this is a recorded space haaa

oh uhhh "we respect the lakers"

we respect everyone

twitter is perfect no notes pic.twitter.com/oz5d6iqv3D

— claire de lune (@ClaireMPLS) February 10, 2022

haa

Ben Simmons Game 7 of the ECF:pic.twitter.com/2G1fbVAeV5

— BGN (@BGN_5) February 11, 2022

lmao good stuff

nash and patty

omg, that shot of Patty Mills.

xp

Russell Westbrook said he felt discomfort in his back against Milwaukee, and adds that part of the issue is that he's not accustomed "to sitting down for long stretches".

— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) February 11, 2022

lmao

*Chefs kiss*

i dont doubt that russ spends all his spare time at home pacing around

hah i love that russ has hated the media his whole career and now its only the media who have time for him

PAUL REED AU DUNK CONTEST 😤😤😤pic.twitter.com/gtNb92xil2

— TrashTalk (@TrashTalk_fr) February 12, 2022

in the replies they’re talking about how many steps he took and i think it might actually be six

its actually only one after the gather tho

The way he almost accidentally kills that guy and then just jumps up jogs away 'cause he knows he screwed up.

lol Spottie i hear you but his 'gather' was like a quarter of the floor!

long strides are not illegal!

thats just his crab dribble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMh8j2nKf8I

he's a good sport!

#Cavs head coach J.B. Bickerstaff said that Jarrett Allen was unable to pause Pokemon Legends: Arceus so that’s what led to a quick conversation about him being named to the All-Star team.

Allen seemed to appreciate the message and went back to playing.

— Evan Dammarell (@AmNotEvan) February 15, 2022

lmao

my man

THATS NOT AN AIR GUITAR 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/H8zSSVdyKI

— JT (@RealJtHolmes) February 16, 2022

lmao nice

why are so many retired players complete dumbasses?

Tracy McGrady says Giannis Antetokounmpo would’ve ‘struggled’ in his era

“If you can’t shoot, it’s gonna be hard. And Giannis’ game is predicated on coming downhill. ... It would have been tough for him to be who he is today, back then.” https://t.co/RCaMfyd5eu

— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) February 17, 2022

Because they’re haters

aging is tough on the ego

obvs theyre all super competitive guys and whatnot but it would be refreshing to see one of them admit that players are just flat out better now

thats just how cumulative improvement works

i think iverson has been generous with his praise. cant really think of too many others...