who in this bitch reads robert jordan? -- The Wheel of Time thread

Long fantasy series are very difficult to manage. As strong as I think The Malazan Book of the Fallen was, the tenth and final book was a disappointment. Jordan completely lost control of his narrative before he died. I couldn't even finish the ones he wrote.

xp who the fuck nominated this

nevermind the trollocs

oh yes

worst thing about this show is that now i'm almost done with book 4

you can stop at #6

then just read a wikipedia summary

Was wondering whether it was worth reading the entire series

I've just finished 3

it is, I know I'm repeating myself but the availability of the books rather than waiting years between each means that even the relative trudge from 7-11 (disputed) is worth yr time and it's not like there's no payoff- it delivers

I never read past book 7 or 8 back in the day. No idea if I’ll finish them this time.

checking in on readers' progress

mid book 5; starting to feel like a slog. i know (or remember) LoC was good but jfc the "men are like THIS and women are like THIS" really ramps up here. as well as endless scenes of traveling city to city.

I'm at almost the same spot. I finished book 4 last month, and I'm either stopping there or taking a very long break. I wanted to destroy my copy by the end. It was so fucking long, and yeah, the "UGH men! UGH women!" stuff was starting to dominate.

The first three books were enjoyable and felt like a fairly complete trilogy.

in fairness have ye not men/women?

pretty awful ime

women be channeling, amirite

never not at it

women tug at their braids and men fight tiger style or w/e

A perhaps relevant tweet or two

The SOUND OF DISGUST I made at realizing this prologue kicks off with Elaida uggfghhhhhhhh #TarValonOrBust #WheelOfTime pic.twitter.com/lf8IhYPXzE

— Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers) February 21, 2022

lol Jordan really was like "Oh you waited a year for your favs to come back, HOPE YOU LIKE READING ABOUT LADY ALTEIMA" #TarValonOrBust

— Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers) February 21, 2022

lol true, true

As a kid, I never picked up on the weird s&m/spanking/humiliation stuff tbh

im not sure that's necessarily there that much vs being a trope about yr boarding school experience or w/e

mid book 5; starting to feel like a slog. i know (or remember) LoC was good but jfc the "men are like THIS and women are like THIS" really ramps up here. as well as endless scenes of traveling city to city.

Urgh. Not started book 4 yet but book 3 seemed to be endless characters travelling without much actual plot advancement so thrilled to learn there's more to come.

lol if you're struggling now I'd get out while the going's good

secret of good fantasy games and books is that the travelling around is better than the intrigue, the battles and the good vs evil

It can be, but it depends on how well those aspects work together. In Tolkien, there’s a real sense of circumstances dictating where the characters have to go, and the geographical obstacles alone have a dramatic effect. He's also faster at moving his characters around than he’s given credit for. With Jordan on the other hand, it seems like he spends the first quarter of each volume establishing some new reasons to send his characters across the map somewhere. Then the traveling itself is a slow plod, or boat ride, or shortcut involving The Ways or something like that, and it’s hard not to feel that he’s just drawing it out because he wants to publish an 800-page volume.

It's not the worst stuff ever, just not enormously exciting.

def agree that its going to depend on a number of factors

for instance im v likely influenced by my own reading style of skipping paragraphs if nothing looks like happening

now this does mean i spend a lot of time later on presuming i should remember more names and events than i do bit this is v normal for me irl also so it helps me immersenif anything

Had to take a break after Winter's Heart, might pick back up again later this year when my "new to read" pile dwindles a little more.

While we all wait for whatever's next, a just-started thread on the costumes. (Natania's a good sort, she does these things for a variety of shows and movies and things.)

1 - Wheel, you know what time it is: it's #threadtalk. And, judging by my pun, you might have guessed we're talking #TheWheelOfTime series costuming.

What could be more appropriate than a world where magic *is* quite literally, thread. 🧵🪄

Let us go forth & adventure! pic.twitter.com/HYimEvXKSM

— Natania Barron (@NataniaBarron) March 15, 2022

Finished book 4 last week. First half was a real slog but picked up a bit in the second. Would echo all the eye rolling at Men! Women! though.

Just finished book 3 of The Witcher which was a breeze in comparison.

A little update

https://gizmodo.com/wheel-of-time-ayoola-smart-amazon-season-2-1848833256

During the show’s virtual JordanCon panel, the yearly celebration of Jordan’s many books, showrunner Rafe Judkins announced that Ayoola Smart would be joining the cast in a recurring role. She’ll be playing Aviendha, a character that Judkins called his personal favorite from the many in Jordan’s novels. Introduced in the third book, 1991's The Dragon Reborn, Aviendha is a Wise One, one of the three matriarchal leaders of the Aiel. Throughout the novels, she eventually becomes a main love interest of Rand al’Thor, played in the show by Joshua Stradowski. Judkins made the video in Morocco near where a fight scene involving Smart was being filmed, and he had nothing but praise for her portrayal of the character. “Start Googling her now!” Judkins teased. “This woman is gonna make you excited to see more of the world of the Aiel.”

Annnnd first peak of season two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua4SU8oKjx8

Anyone know if we're likely to see season 2 this year?

No, next.

started in on s1

i have no idea what to expect

lotta bathing iirc

gosh

anyone considering starting the tv series or awaiting season 2 for any reason other than rubbernecking the disaster should really be turning their attention to shadow and bone instead

streets ahead ito production quality, cast are all better than competent (and are imo the most attractive ensemble ever put on screen) and suprisingly little of the plot or individual lines jar (which shouldnt be such a high bar but this is a fantasy adaptation we are talking about here)

seriously though watch it just for the cast being so hot its actually outrageous

I liked shadow and bone a lot.

Shadow and Boning

Returns Sep 1st

'The Wheel of Time' season 2 is almost here! Check in with Moiraine and meet some new faces in these first-look photos. https://t.co/tat4YDhYtR

— Entertainment Weekly (@EW) May 24, 2023

ok i’m two hours into shadow and bone and i like it and cannot dispute deems’s statements but

a) she and him should live in a yurt and have two kids by now, not wonder if holding hands was for realsies at age 10. b) cannot tell what the magyars are saying or if i’m even supposed to understand what theyre saying. c) don’t care about the criminals or their storylines or whether they live or die, honestly. d) the really badass criminal dude is so cool i’m almost rooting for him, but inevitably he’s gonna catch cheekbones criminal and torture him before the latter breaks free and slaughters everyone

And we got first full trailer for the new season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-1OT1jxuQo

And we're back tomorrow!

jeez there's a whole bunch of them

I tried to read Lord of Chaos this summer, wound up deliberately spoiling myself on the ending to free myself of the need to finish it.

These books are not for me.

and that’s one of the better ones!

This is a series that most readers agree is not very good, but it remains very popular. It's kind of baffling.

most reader are, i think, frustrated but may not agree that it is not very good tbh

It's not very good.

Had no idea they'd recast Mat.

Reading about it seems to explain some of the changes in the later episodes of season one