Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

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o wow

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Helpful "London" t-shirt there.

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look out! grunge rockers are going to destroy those trees!

waht

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One of my biggest pet peeves in the cartoon world is when folks "shade" their dark-skinned characters with straight, solid lines like that.

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from your day? note that the character is portrayed as being between her mid 30s to mid 40s, making "her day" the Reagan era.

Also, same line of reasoning we've heard elsewhere: if we just let the generals FIGHT the war, if we just let our soldiers loose and not worry about all this collateral damage or destroyed infrastructure, why, we'd have them licked by christmas! I mean, hell, massive brutality worked so well in the philippines!

that comic vietnam sucks

she just can't keep her hands off her belly can seh

preggers boobs are this season's peeking thong

DBD is so completely and utterly frustrating because I see the words, and I'm proficient in English... but in this case, the words are completely devoid of any kind of meaning. If pressed, I could not re-state Muir's point in any one of his strips. (other than the generalized "HAHA Lib'ruls SUCK" bullshit)

At least with the fucking duck I feel like we're speaking the same language.

yeah I kinda feel that way too - the narratives are so disconnected and buried in layers of "ironic" commentary that I don't even know who's who or what they're getting at.

Shinseki is famous for his remarks to the U.S. Senate Armed Services committee before the war in Iraq in which he said "something in the order of several hundred thousand soldiers" would probably be required for post-war Iraq. Donald Rumsfeld and Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz publicly disagreed with his estimate.

fightin to win

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If nothing else, at least in these guys lazy attacks, the point of the attacked concept is getting across, i.e. they actually understand what a "carbon footprint" is, even if they attack anyone talking about it or the very idea of caring about it.

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Wait, are they attacking "celebrities" or "bands"?

I confess that while flipping past the Live Earth footage I too was thinking "I wonder how much energy this thing is wasting"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_earth#Carbon_footprint

but in general I have really negative feelings about celebrity-cause events, seeing as how I can't think of a single one that's ever produced anything worthwhile (exception: maybe MAYBE the RATM-Zapatista-Chiapas concert). They function more as barometers of what cause is popular with media-types at the moment than as vehicles for political action.

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This reads like it was written by DJ Martian

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uh huh.

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Okay, some questions:

1. Who is saying Live Earth failed, and by what criteria?
2. Why would global warming "destroy the musical tastes of our listeners"?
3. Why would the failure of global warming to do so entail the failure of Live Earth?
4. Just generally wtf?

1. it was not promoted well
2. global warming prompted this concert, which if it were popular, would prove that americans have no taste, because the acts were presumably no good
3. see above

(notice how the cartoon concedes that global warming IS destroying the earth.. small steps, people... if the price is gore being ridiculed into an early grave i'll take it)

Okay, thanks, I suppose that makes some kind of sense!

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two things:

1) hillary derangement syndrome in full effect
2) you remember all those stories about how Clinton staffers trashed the WH and stole all the Ws off the keyboards, y'know, the shit that never actually happened?

not really batshit, i just like John McCain in his funny hat:

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meanwhile, back to the batshit:

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tho the cartoon is technically correct, in that the weather and climate are two different things.

also, we have this one:

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which is some serious lazy-ass shit, in terms of having no idea what the hubbub is about...

ARE THOSE SIGNS FIGHTING BACK GIANT SPERM?

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(same joke, coupla months later)

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ha ha, this is so true. that's gotta be why there are multiple daily suicide bombings in Indonesia.

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???

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woah, what the hell

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the China one makes sense - they're poisoning him, cuz products made in China are poisonous geddit lolz

(altho why the box sez "IMPORTED" um, I can't explain that)

I'm trying to figure out Moon toon. The NEA, damn latte drinkers, have a base on the moon from which they shout their (non) positions on issues at an Earth that has seemingly been plowed or raked, presumably by illegal immigrants. Or possibly that suitcase is a bomb left by a terrorist group also called NEA to wreak havoc upon Lunar dwellers.

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uhm, that's a joke, son? Thank God there are partisans in foxholes. Oh, and didjaknow that the media can surrender?

Also, we're occupying an urban country and fighting several different groups of insurgents in several different cities. It's a good thing that Iraqi cities apparently have plenty of earthworks and foxholes like it's fucking Bastogne.

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Wow, that's some next level shit!

we have discovered a new low...

!!!wowow!!!wow

judas goat wtf

i can't wrap my head around that one no matter how many times i read it

i guess he is just not satisfied with the failure of palestinians to slaughter their own gays and he thinks israel should do it. wtf

Their unnuterable shittiness is enhanced by the crappy clip art stylings.

Walk right up the shoot, go through the door and see the bummer waiting at the top

(chute even)

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i guess they're pro-gay anti-islam? http://www.omdurman.org/leaflets/gays.html

the only thing I can figure is that they're saying gays are left-wing hence not neocon hence anti-Israel hence unwittingly supporting militant Islamists who kill gays. right? right??

maybe I should see for myself and google "gays" "Palestinians" !

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Public domain cartoon, may be copied freely

That last one looks like the best game of The Sims EVAR.