Taylor Swift Album Poll

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The really important thing about this whole exchange is that it brought this fucking asshole out from under his rock:

Damon's right and I don't give a fuck.

Taylor's worst-selling album (before Spotify came along and made that not much of a thing at all) was the one she wrote herself to prove she could do it and that album was immediately followed by her bringing in Max Martin to prove ____?

— Tyler Mahan Coe (@TylerMahanCoe) January 25, 2022

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 01:33 (two years ago) link

who the fuck is this guy?

I replied b/c I'm bored.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 01:53 (two years ago) link

who the fuck is this guy?

He hosts that Cocaine & Rhinestones podcast about country music that music journalists all seem to love.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 02:00 (two years ago) link

Ugh, hate to see that. I like some of that show. Meanwhile, the president-elect of Chile is a Swiftie.

Here in Chile you have a huge group of supporters who knows that you write you own songs from the heart. Dont take seriously guys that need to insult or lie to get attention. Hugs from the south Taylor

— Gabriel Boric Font (@gabrielboric) January 25, 2022

lol Coe is an insufferable troll. The podcast rules though.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 02:11 (two years ago) link

Has Billie said anything? “Thanks but no thanks?”

A really interesting songwriter is Billie Eilish and her brother. (morrisp), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 02:12 (two years ago) link

Am I allowed to pick neither side in this?

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 09:36 (two years ago) link

you don't have to be a swift fan to admit albarn was just being wrong & dumb

ufo, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 09:46 (two years ago) link

Oh obviously. He's been an awful cunt for so long it's hard to say if he wasn't always one

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:05 (two years ago) link

taytay's popular-girl 'I used to like you, but WOW. YIKES. You are SO DONE HERE' act (which is also in all her music, and her extremely extensive stan-army twitter presence) manages to grate almost as much as albarn's clueless misogyny though

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:15 (two years ago) link

read the rest of the interview & it's very bad and seems to be almost begging for albarn to say something stupid like this "what did you think of the beatles documentary" "what did you think of boris johnson's lockdown parties" etc

ufo, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:19 (two years ago) link

xp I don’t really care for TS but this stupid post puts me firmly on her side

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:22 (two years ago) link

OTM x1000

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:39 (two years ago) link

Albarn always has always struck me as the worst kind of arrogant middle-class English bell end. It still mystifies me that anyone actually cares about his music or are interested in what he has to say. Has he ever actually been seen as a perceptive and interesting individual? Because I must have fucking missed it if the cunt ever said anything worth paying attention to.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:42 (two years ago) link

xp a thousand? thank you for attempting to simulate the stan army pile-on experience just for me

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:43 (two years ago) link

imagine this being your personality

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:58 (two years ago) link

Albarn always has always struck me as the worst kind of arrogant middle-class English bell end. It still mystifies me that anyone actually cares about his music or are interested in what he has to say. Has he ever actually been seen as a perceptive and interesting individual? Because I must have fucking missed it if the cunt ever said anything worth paying attention to.


He used to be good looking, I guess

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 10:59 (two years ago) link

well now he looks like an ugly college lecturer in full mid-life crisis!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:03 (two years ago) link

I'd be interested to hear more about systematic co-writing and if it's ever used to protect an artist's brand. I have no interest or opinion on the particulars in the case of Albarn-Swift and I'm happy to believe the people defending her (lol at Chile's president), but I've still occasionally wondered about this. The case at hand shows it is a sensitive subject, and people here seem to confirm the process is kept secretive and it's not easy to know for sure. Have we somehow gone back to a time when "songwriter" credits are more important than they were previously (50s-60s, 80-90s), when being a pure pop performer was accepted, but now the performer cannot be seen to be separated from the creative team? And co-writing is a convenient way to muddle everything and maintain the illusion? Or maybe not, and it's case by case and several pop stars don't claim any (or minimal) control over the creative process. It still seems like an ingredient of reputability and a marketing value for some though, despite all the discourse to the contrary since, what, 15-20 years that haven't really dispelled the myth of the artist-as-creator. Do we ever get out of that cycle.

Nabozo, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:06 (two years ago) link

he looks as if he worked at the college cafeteria serving warmed over pizza

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:06 (two years ago) link

what I do know is that if she had Antonoff, he had Coxon

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:09 (two years ago) link

Winners all round baby

Just came here to show Taylor solidarity and found @gabrielboric. Love that international socialist Swiftie power! 🌹✨

— Zarah Sultana MP (@zarahsultana) January 25, 2022

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:16 (two years ago) link

Ofc she takes it very seriously

My #SpotifyWrapped will come as a surprise to ✨absolutely no-one✨ pic.twitter.com/H3zWuoOkTu

— Zarah Sultana MP (@zarahsultana) December 2, 2021

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:24 (two years ago) link

look ok obv albarn is the baddie here, we're all acknowledging it, but if it's come to recognising the socialist success story that is taylor swift, something's gone a little awry perhaps

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:31 (two years ago) link

blaming a popstar for the wild and OTT behaviour of their fanbase is unfair, if people want to get caught up in stan culture then they're choosing to participate in that side of things, and as ugly as it is there's no reason to assume that a loud minority of online aggressive fans represent what actual listeners and "normal" fans are like

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:33 (two years ago) link

Maybe accusing someone of not performing the work she’s well documented of having done isn’t anything besides being an ignorant cunt and reaching for the slightest reason to defend Albarn in this light is deeply suspicious at best idk

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:35 (two years ago) link

people saying that her being a bit irritating, and that is on the same level as Albarn's attempts to discredit her agency via misogynistic tropes, is exactly why women have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously and have to be vocally defensive about their own work too.

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:38 (two years ago) link

I don't know anything about Taylor Swift's online fanbase and don't care, Albarn was always a git but now he's outed himself as just another grumpy rockist old git.

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:40 (two years ago) link

never claimed for a second that albarn wasn't in the wrong, or that his statements weren't both idiotic and misogynistic (not to mention an old cliche), but there's also no doubt that swift knows exactly how powerful she is and how to wield that power for greatest personal gain - the idea that she's ignorant of what her stan army is like is surely fanciful. i am not defending albarn at all here though (hence 'awful cunt')

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:45 (two years ago) link

Have we somehow gone back to a time when "songwriter" credits are more important than they were previously (50s-60s, 80-90s), when being a pure pop performer was accepted, but now the performer cannot be seen to be separated from the creative team? And co-writing is a convenient way to muddle everything and maintain the illusion? Or maybe not, and it's case by case and several pop stars don't claim any (or minimal) control over the creative process.

it's very case-by-case. there are pop acts who are very hands on with the songwriting and/or production even if they work with co-writers & producers. there are pop acts who seem to have a more curatorial role, selecting beats and providing guidance for arrangements and usually having co-writers help flesh out their lyrics. there are pop acts who don't really pretend to be too creatively involved but are now contractually insisting on writing credits (this is a trend that only really took off last decade). it doesn't seem like we really see the older, most 'manufactured' model of pop act too much anymore, where there's not really any illusion of creative involvement at all. most acts that used to fit into that box have managed to move into one of the others as their careers have progressed.

ufo, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:47 (two years ago) link

never claimed for a second that albarn wasn't in the wrong, or that his statements weren't both idiotic and misogynistic (not to mention an old cliche), but there's also no doubt that swift knows exactly how powerful she is and how to wield that power for greatest personal gain - the idea that she's ignorant of what her stan army is like is surely fanciful. i am not defending albarn at all here though (hence 'awful cunt')

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 11:55 (two years ago) link

Not only that, but what he suggested - that the musicians created the music, and she comes along afterwards and listens to it and makes some lyrics - is how the last Blur album was made.

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 12:21 (two years ago) link

I think the issue here is that statements like Albarn's are not "old cliches" but widely accepted biases

The fact that Albarn would casually make such an aside as if he expects an "amirite" kinda response is super-indicative of how normalized this line of thought really is

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:09 (two years ago) link

As someone said on Twitter, a dude whose greatest contribution to pop music lyric writing is the phrase "woo-hoo" really should shut the fuck up.

But as a sometime music journalist, I have a broader question: Why do music journalists ask musicians to offer lightning-round one-liner opinions on other musicians? Does that ever end well, for anyone involved?

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:49 (two years ago) link

I think getting it to end badly is the point.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:52 (two years ago) link

i assume it ends well for the publications reaping the clicks

Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:52 (two years ago) link

they just want to get them to say something that will get clicks. the whole interview was dire

ufo, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:53 (two years ago) link

It's more a mystery to me why any experienced musician (or famous whomever) would take the bait. I always assumed it was taken for granted that you don't shit-talk your peers, because you never know when you'll be seated next to them at some awards ceremony or whatever. Unless you are famous for shit-talking, like Noel Gallagher, whose shit-talking (including my favorite Swift cheap-shot, which came maybe five years ago or so, so advantage Oasis on that front, Albarn) is much more entertaining than his songwriting.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 13:56 (two years ago) link

Swift is a bizarre choice to argue Albarn’s “point” - like he wanted to say Britney Spears or Katy Perry but they’re not that currently relevant and he struggled to think of another woman making pop music.

As a not-fan “writes a lot of her own songs” is one of like three things I know about Taylor Swift.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 18:59 (two years ago) link

He didn't put her forth as an example; he was responding to the interviewer's example. He was talking about his experience with songwriting that holds up in a solo piano arrangement vs songs (incl his own) that get across more on "sound and attitude" in the context of contemporary pop/rock arrangements and production. The interviewer offered Swift as a counterargument.

The sensual shock (Sund4r), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 19:09 (two years ago) link

Yeah, but he responded "she doesn't write her own songs," which goes directly to milo's point

Gimme little drink / From your Dunkin cup (morrisp), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

I still don't think he was struggling to think of a woman making pop music and picked Taylor Swift as opposed to just having an obviously inaccurate knee-jerk reaction to the example given by the interviewer.

The sensual shock (Sund4r), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 19:17 (two years ago) link

(one he apologized for within 90 minutes of her response)

The sensual shock (Sund4r), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 19:18 (two years ago) link

Albarn is very talented but has been a jerk in interviews for 30 years.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 19:19 (two years ago) link

Maybe this should have been a poll as to which is the more talented songwriter

Indexed, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link

Personally I wouldn't consider him talented... just famous.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 22:42 (two years ago) link

I think if Damon Albarn was in a Who's The More Talented Songwriter? poll with anyone I wouldn't vote for him. Even Eric Clapton.

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 23:00 (two years ago) link

I think about 99% of his songwriting is embarrassingly awful tbh, but I haven't heard any of imago's deep cuts yet - only really the hits!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 23:13 (two years ago) link

honestly I think Coxon was extremely responsible for Blur being any good, but Albarn's written some decent songs, even if I'm much more a Suede guy these days

imago, Tuesday, 25 January 2022 23:20 (two years ago) link

I enjoyed The Good, The Bad and The Queen mostly because it was really fucking good to hear Paul Simonon playing bass again.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 25 January 2022 23:42 (two years ago) link


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