My challop is that the scene in it is really not as bad as everybody says — or, to immediately start walking this back lol, it is obv very badly handled & the gender dynamic is particularly awful, I get why it’s bewildering that it was published — I don’t tho agree with the notion that a scene like this in a book like this is inherently beyond the pale. Thematically and tonally it is not out of step with the rest of the book
― Nerd Ragequit (wins), Friday, 21 January 2022 11:53 (two years ago) link
This was an easy choice.
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 21 January 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link
IT by a country mile but these are all in their way O_o
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 22 January 2022 01:48 (two years ago) link
ok there was this terrible scene in this terrible book (not by steven king) where there’s a fully clothed lady, and she’s facing a life-size satanic crucifix statue with much hard one, and the statue toppled over onto the lady and took her virginity? it is possible that i am too innocent & sheltered but the geometry of this seems improbable, even with satan guiding the dong. this isn’t a thing, right? i don’t yet have access to enough life-size satanic crucifix statues to see for myself.
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Saturday, 22 January 2022 05:12 (two years ago) link
what is it?
― adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 22 January 2022 11:57 (two years ago) link
This thread was reminding me last night of some of the erotic moments of James Herbert, definitely a horror dude thing
― Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 January 2022 12:06 (two years ago) link
Feel like whatever the hell happens in "Dedication" ought to count in this poll.
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Saturday, 22 January 2022 15:39 (two years ago) link
I remember some very unfortunate masturbation content in The Talisman, but I couldnt say if it was a King chapter or a Peter Straub chapter.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Saturday, 22 January 2022 15:49 (two years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I9X10nSxqEk/TwZp0hazhBI/AAAAAAAAE9s/CwEnd-obERI/s1600/hell%2Bhouse%2Bwarner%2Bbooks.JPG
note the s.k. bad sex seal of approval
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Saturday, 22 January 2022 17:29 (two years ago) link
Write-in vote for my favourite King sex scene is when the mom in Pet Seminary edges the dad with a sponge in the bathtub, gives him the orgasm of his life, he sputters "where'd you learn to do that", she replies "girl scouts"
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 22 January 2022 21:14 (two years ago) link
*Sematary obv
Do they have to wear dog collars in a pet seminary?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 22 January 2022 21:20 (two years ago) link
Pet Seminary https://imgur.com/i0q80jV.jpg
― Nerd Ragequit (wins), Saturday, 22 January 2022 21:20 (two years ago) link
The CaticanThe Puppacyyuk yuk yuketc
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 22 January 2022 21:25 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 27 February 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 28 February 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
obv
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 28 February 2022 07:38 (two years ago) link
the burst cherry atop the sploogy cornucopia
― *hic* (cat), Monday, 28 February 2022 14:25 (two years ago) link