Worst sex scene in a Stephen King book

My challop is that the scene in it is really not as bad as everybody says — or, to immediately start walking this back lol, it is obv very badly handled & the gender dynamic is particularly awful, I get why it’s bewildering that it was published — I don’t tho agree with the notion that a scene like this in a book like this is inherently beyond the pale. Thematically and tonally it is not out of step with the rest of the book

This was an easy choice.

IT by a country mile but these are all in their way O_o

ok there was this terrible scene in this terrible book (not by steven king) where there’s a fully clothed lady, and she’s facing a life-size satanic crucifix statue with much hard one, and the statue toppled over onto the lady and took her virginity? it is possible that i am too innocent & sheltered but the geometry of this seems improbable, even with satan guiding the dong. this isn’t a thing, right? i don’t yet have access to enough life-size satanic crucifix statues to see for myself.

what is it?

This thread was reminding me last night of some of the erotic moments of James Herbert, definitely a horror dude thing

Feel like whatever the hell happens in "Dedication" ought to count in this poll.

I remember some very unfortunate masturbation content in The Talisman, but I couldnt say if it was a King chapter or a Peter Straub chapter.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-I9X10nSxqEk/TwZp0hazhBI/AAAAAAAAE9s/CwEnd-obERI/s1600/hell%2Bhouse%2Bwarner%2Bbooks.JPG

note the s.k. bad sex seal of approval

Write-in vote for my favourite King sex scene is when the mom in Pet Seminary edges the dad with a sponge in the bathtub, gives him the orgasm of his life, he sputters "where'd you learn to do that", she replies "girl scouts"

*Sematary obv

Do they have to wear dog collars in a pet seminary?

Pet Seminary

https://imgur.com/i0q80jV.jpg

The Catican
The Puppacy
yuk yuk yuk
etc

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obv

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