I'm Only Happy When It's Gay // LGBTTQQIAAP+ // Fall 2021

honestly boobs are pretty rad

Steve Martin in Roxanne: "If I were a woman, I'd play with my breasts all day."

i would look really good with boobs

only had mine for a few years and I loooooooooooove them so much

i would look like a helga tbh. my inner woman is a ponytailed, bespectacled horse girl.

I would look like a Slavic prostitute, based on my experiences in drag.

I wish I had the guts to refer to myself as an aging dickgirl in public, because that's the image of my perfect self. (But there's a non-zero possibility of my ending up as a gay man at the end of my gender journey.)

as a confirmed aging dickgirl myself, fkn go for it

honestly boobs are pretty rad

aka "the bisexual credo"

only had mine for a few years and I loooooooooooove them so much

― nicole, Thursday, January 20, 2022 5:50 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

💙💛💚💙💜🤍

i would look like a helga tbh. my inner woman is a ponytailed, bespectacled horse girl.

― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, January 20, 2022 6:01 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hear you, I've been told if I were a woman I'd be too obnoxious. TBH I kind of took it as a compliment

I would look like a Slavic prostitute, based on my experiences in drag.

― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, January 20, 2022 6:23 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean, this is so sexy

Christine, Nicole and DJP, it's so nice to see you here.
so I got laid the other night. it was nice, you know the younger boys like to crawl up on my shoulder when we sleep. it does wonders for my heart. it's going to be a few months before I can enjoy this again, I have a few... commitments coming up that will render me a bit removed from my usual self. a spring of self-discovery.
in any event, I have noticed that hibernation has turned the gay male community into absolute dogs. people are literally throwing their clothes off and I don't think Omicron is helping. evolution only goes so far TBH.

I wish that were the case here, or, rather, gays here are like, "Omicron? Ooh! Teach me that position!!!

lollo
but if I recall correctly you haven't been entirely alone so clearly you've found some loopholes

Some holes, at any rate...

honey, I've been hole-free since early December

For holes lang syne, my dear, for holes lang syne.....

listen give me a break I've been going to bed at 5:00 and getting up at 9:00
now let me ask you something, there's this gorgeous man with deep soulful eyes who looks like a lone punk wolf. he says hi to me sometimes but it's just never going to happen. how do I reconcile this psychologically. it just feels too cruel to be true.

it was nice, you know the younger boys like to crawl up on my shoulder when we sleep.

sure sex is great but have you ever had someone fall asleep with their head on your chest?

it's worth learning to sleep on my back for

i have to turn over, waking him up about ten minutes into it. but i mean it's good for that amount of time.

it's beyond
he was like a lil puppy

speaking of, ya'll adjacent to any of that, yknow, puppy play?

i have to admit i'm curious

you know. I'm very curious
i mean i just find it adorable and very Jeff Koons

I think it's cute but we have two dogs so no.

lollll fair!

felt that way too, in the abstract, but then I encountered a couple insanely hot ppl who were into it and realized in that moment I would 100% hold a leash for the right person

tbf there is precious little I wouldn’t do if someone I was sufficiently attracted to was turned on by it. service switch, innit

any of y'all going out, as in, hitting bars and such?

I would 100% hold a leash for the right person

love

Alfred i'm not but i have very special circumstances at the moment

just came down with the Omicron and jesus Goddamn christ this is the worst sore throat i have EVER. HAD. i cannot bloody eat

surm are you feeling any better?

i just received a targeted ad on facebook from The Gay Beards for BetterHelp :|

lol wtf does that mean
i meannnnnnnN! I'm gonna tell you something that s*** felt like daggers were stabbing me in my mouth. repeatedly. all day long.
i finally started to be able to eat something besides soup and ice cream last night
gonna pick out a good horror movie tonight and eat something fucking delicious. been watching the final destination series
maps how are you kitty?

i'm doing swell, thanks. wfh and gyming a lot, surrounded by mormons, just livin life.

also we got married, still so excited you guys haha

it was literally two instagram beard bears talking about how great betterhelp was for finding a therapist. and the title was The Gay Beards for BetterHelp.

like, i really never thought that the dumb appearance-based gay subcultural identity i've been slotted into would be crossed with my mental health issues, but it definitely feels good to know that the sky's the limit with weird and repulsive social media marketing.

aww congrats map!! <3

glad to hear you're healing surm. am currently beset with (non-covid) illness myself but on the mend, self-medicating with claire denis and douglas sirk films

Congrats map! Welcome to the club!

Thanks folks. Hope you feel better soon dr.

Congrats map!

so happy for you map! <3

feel better surm! <3

Congrats, map!

Awww...So happy for you both, map.

Congrats map.

Theo quit his job, which was great, and while I was worried that we were going to drive each other crazy, we're actually doing great being around each other more. :-)

that sounds great.

you guys are sweet, thank you.

o snap! Look at this happy lot!
makes my heart warm.
congratulations doll 🤍
ted that's great. always an important adjustment.
I'm tryna get one more good time up in this bachelor pad
b4 a wacky 2 months we'll see those that goes

Congratulations map!!!

congrats map, best wishes

now that my porn tumblr finally got deleted all i'm left with is perving on a video ad for wrestling singlets that shows up in my fb feed from time to time.

i need a vast and constantly refreshed store of trashy and retro porn jpgs in my life.

I just purchased two issues of a very scarce vintage porn mag by the great Meal Roberts, who was around the time as all the studio physique people but mostly took photos of boy next door, California types. More on him here:
https://www.anothermanmag.com/life-culture/11093/mel-roberts-the-20th-century-queer-photographer-targeted-by-the-lapd

All that I'll say is that my friend was selling them and gave them to me for a song-- one of them is worth twice what he asked.

Obviously, I meant Mel Roberts and my phone autocorrected. Apologies.