Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

hi everyone, just want to point out she "went public" by filing a 160 page motion to compel Trump and family to be deposed. This was not a standalone twitter outburst. If you want a slightly more detailed version, go to the link below, but the filing itself is public, so this isn't some weird announcement just to appease angry people on twitter

https://ag.ny.gov/press-release/2022/attorney-general-james-takes-action-force-donald-j-trump-donald-trump-jr-and

For those who have given up hope that there will ever be any real consequences for those vermin, at least turning on the kitchen light and making them scurry around a bit (and have their assistants' assistants' interns stay up late shredding things) might be seen as slightly better than nothing? I don't know and won't pretend to know.

The biggest fucking dud in American history.

https://c.tenor.com/M4njES4jiw4AAAAC/leon-airplane-the-movie.gif

real question is gonna be whether or not any of this is gonna be finished before he gets installed as president for life

I fully expect it to be clear that they’re all guilty, but it will be election season so there’s some sort of justice Dept policy that the person is completely above the law until the great people of the USA vote for the criminal or not. They will.

And then anyone involved in investigating him will be the first sentenced to death in his new kangaroo court.

turning on the kitchen light and making them scurry around a bit

fyi I adore this analogy

it will be election season so there’s some sort of justice Dept policy that the person is completely above the law until the great people of the USA vote for the criminal or not.

I would imagine something like this has already been floated by McConnell, and Manchin and Sinema agree.

lol yeah of course! we can't allow our justice dept to sway an election in any way

Donald Trump has only $93 million in cash left, according to Forbes. His properties are all indebted.

The Trumps could potentially owe $100 to $300 million or more in back taxes, restitution, and penalties — and that’s just in the NY AG civil case alone.

— Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) January 27, 2022

until 2021 he had as much money as deutsche bank wanted him to have

He can run again and raise a lot of campaign cash, then lose and have control of what's left over.

I hope he spends his final days penniless and in total obscurity.

As much as I would love to see it, he'll never be completely broke. There are enough morons out there who adore the shit out of him that, even if he were reduced to utter penury, they'd throw money at him just to own the libs.

Not enough to make him "wealthy" again, but I fear he'll always grift enough to stay afloat and be a constant presence.

A debilitating stroke would end that.

And then someone could wheel him in front of a TV playing Obama's 2012 roast of him on an endless loop.

best way to give him a stroke is just one of us follow him around with an airhorn that we blow at erratic, inconsistent times each day

let's not think of giving trump a stroke right now, these are intense times for all of us

Hahaha

$93 million in cash is actually a lot of money

Not if you have $738 million in debt.

they're just going to "find another trump"

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 1, 2022

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Lads Who Lunch

Friend, I've decided to do/
Something I rarely do/
in the hope that you'll join me

good yacht rock lyrics

I don't seek them out, but his various missives and declarations, while horrifying, are also kind of hilarious. Very birthday gift stationary "From the Desk of" energy.

"I've decided to do something I RARELY DO in the hope that you'll join me for lunch." Poll options:

[] use stairs
[] drink water
[] speak with Barron

Wipe
Chew
Think before speaking
Exercise

Shake Hands?

Eat a salad?

Pretend to be Klunk from "Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines" ?

Here’s a note that was sent to Mar-a-Lago club members this week, advertising the former president as disc jockey. pic.twitter.com/shfLBPOPU1

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 4, 2022

DJ Dr. Donnie Covid

WTF songs would he play? Lee Greenwood and "YMCA"?

Brimful of bangers from prez 45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

JFC... is that "heart of glass" underneath all that dreck?

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro

that video is still one of my picks for 20 Revolting Things That Happened

why are you all memorializing him? is my question

this thread should be deep in the ilx graveyard

deep-sixing has been tried with mixed results: Flush this question out

This is less "memorializing" and more 'look at this dumb sad asshole' (who still has a good shot at ruining what's left of this country).

it's still about accepting and by extension valorizing him

I'll save the valorization for after his straight-fire DJ set at Coachella.

DJT-Kicks

Strangely he is really into Helado Negro

Take Helado's name out of your mouth!

JUST NOW: "Staff in WH residence would periodically find the toilet clogged. The engineer would have to come and fix it. What the engineer would find would be wads of clumped up wet, printed paper." @maggieNYT on concerns of Trump flushing documents.pic.twitter.com/dertOPEXYm

— John Berman (@JohnBerman) February 10, 2022