COVID Bowl Round 1 - 2022 Wild Card Thread

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yeah guess it was just their day

Josh Allen says he was trying to throw the ball away on the first TD throw to Dawson Knox. He got up and started walking back to the huddle after the play with no idea what happened. Said he couldn’t figure out why people were celebrating and had to keep asking about the play.

— Alaina Getzenberg (@agetzenberg) January 16, 2022

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 05:00 (two years ago) link

Bills imo

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 15:43 (two years ago) link

never having played, I always wondered what it was like to be a QB, like, if you get hit or brought down as you throw, how soon do you know *exactly* what happened? obviously the crowd clues you in as to whether you scored/got a big gain as there are levels, but I always felt like I'd start jumping up and down and celebrating a TD and my WR buddies would come over and be like "slow your roll, we only got to the goal line".

Holy shit has this really never been done

The Buffalo Bills just had the NFL’s first ever perfect offensive game.

No punts. No picks. No fumbles lost. No field goals. All touchdowns on every single drive until the kneel downs.

And they did it against a top five defense.

— Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) January 16, 2022

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

:D

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link

Eagles trying to make history in the exact opposite way right now

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link

Eagles playing with pants fulla shit rn

yeah, this is…unfun

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link

I wish Tom Brady would quit this tiresome charade of trolling me by continuing to play football. And look younger than he did 10 years ago…

horseshoe, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link

feel like we may wait a good while before a 7 seed beats a 2 seed

there are only so many good teams each season

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:19 (two years ago) link

Don’t forget we also get the Steelers tonight

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link

i have not

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 20:45 (two years ago) link

Damn Mufasa just died

— Jimmy Garoppolo (@JimmyG_10) January 21, 2013

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 January 2022 21:58 (two years ago) link

lol Hulu recommended I watch this on Nickelodeon and it is surprisingly entertaining. they are talking about the benefits of eating broccoli now

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link

Now they’re talking about which players believe in aliens

frogbs, Sunday, 16 January 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link

Dallas calling a perfect fake punt play, then forgetting to pull the punt team off and rushing the offense back resulting in a delay of game is peak McCarthy

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 00:02 (two years ago) link

Ok very curious what the 4th down boy thinks of this one

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 00:52 (two years ago) link

lmao what was that

lag∞n, Monday, 17 January 2022 00:59 (two years ago) link

Looooooolllll!!! What the actual fuck?

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 17 January 2022 01:02 (two years ago) link

Honestly I have always been curious how they would handle something like that. I wonder if there’s a rule for that anywhere

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 01:04 (two years ago) link

One thing I love about the NFL is how it allows so many bizarre, never-before-seen things to happen and there’s this running theme of them happening during the playoffs. Half the time against the Cowboys. Between this and Burrow throwing a TD after the whistle we’ve got 2 already

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 01:42 (two years ago) link

is this the worst offense ever to appear in a playoff game

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2022 02:36 (two years ago) link

first-half offensive yards: KC 302, PIT 44
yards per play: KC 7.6, PIT 1.6
passing yards: KC 231, PIT 13

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2022 02:48 (two years ago) link

KC -13 seems like such an obvious pick in retrospect, they've clearly packed it in

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 03:08 (two years ago) link

thank you to the Raiders for making this happen

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 03:14 (two years ago) link

thank you to the colts!

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2022 03:16 (two years ago) link

record for most passing TDs in a playoff game is 6. Mahomes currently has 6 with 14 minutes left to play

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 03:38 (two years ago) link

mahomes is fortunate in his choice of opposing team

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 17 January 2022 03:40 (two years ago) link

they've spent the entire 4th quarter eulogizing Big Ben, it's making me nauseous

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 04:14 (two years ago) link

what a happy moment, to never have to watch ben roethlisberger play football again

call all destroyer, Monday, 17 January 2022 04:16 (two years ago) link

even if he wasn't a rapist and (by all accounts) a deeply unpleasant person I can still say he was maybe the most boring HOF QB I've ever seen play, despite some fucking crazy statlines from time to time. the only nice thing I'll say is I do not wish upon him the crippling pain that he is likely to experience for the rest of his life. though if some network gives him an on-air job like they did Brees that may change

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 04:20 (two years ago) link

he's not bright/interesting enough to be a commentator, and there are way too many other people as or better qualified who aren't rapists

fwiw this is really good, for those who can read it

https://defector.com/what-ill-remember-about-ben-roethlisberger

mookieproof, Monday, 17 January 2022 04:27 (two years ago) link

fart off forever big ben, smell ya never

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Monday, 17 January 2022 04:29 (two years ago) link

Cowboy fans crying about the end of the game not acknowledging how stupid it was to run the f'n ball at that point anyway.

DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED
DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED
DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED
DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED

earlnash, Monday, 17 January 2022 15:06 (two years ago) link

McCarthy in not knowing hte rules shockah

fucking QB draw, and why didn't he just go down a second or two earlier, can he not throw the ball an extra five yards?

like any Cowboy woulda caught the mary.

actually don't think the QB draw was that bad a play - they probably figured one shot from 20 yards out was better than two from 40. of course that is contingent on not running the clock out. apparently they probably could've gotten it off had Dak handed the ball to the ref instead of his center but idk how aware of that he was gonna be in the moment

would've been an insane loss for SF had the Cowboys pulled it off somehow. Cowboys-esque, even

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 15:38 (two years ago) link

thing is though, he could have slid a second or two sooner, he had cleared the first down by a lot. he got greedy cos the middle of the field was open but like, give yourself up sooner.

the clock ran out because they didnt have enough time to make that play which imho makes it bad

lag∞n, Monday, 17 January 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link

even if he went down earlier its still cutting it way too close

lag∞n, Monday, 17 January 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link

which is why teams throw to the sidelines in these situations, its a known quantity

lag∞n, Monday, 17 January 2022 15:41 (two years ago) link

well yeah, I still don't think they should have run it

but, y'know, Cowboys

I mean, there's also the factor of running one play with one second left from thirty yards out means that basically the 49ers can rush two people and drop back 9, which is very very low on the probability scale for conversion (of course it's happened, rather thrillingly, but people tend to remember those miracle plays rather than the unsuccessful counterparts, which happen 100 times as frequently).

your odds aren't insanely greater with two plays within ten seconds, but the defense at least has to protect the sideline routes and can't wholly commit to keeping you out of the end zone.

the Cowboys' last play was crazy but not as relevant to the outcome as their 14 penalties

Brad C., Monday, 17 January 2022 16:10 (two years ago) link

^^^ this.

they've spent the entire 4th quarter eulogizing Big Ben, it's making me nauseous

Yeah the whole "Requiem for a Heavyweight" vibe would almost make a more cynical me think that the Raiders/Chargers ending was prearranged, just to get Ben into the playoffs one last time for this express purpose.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 17 January 2022 16:12 (two years ago) link

well ties are extremely rare - there's almost never more than one in a given NFL season - which is what almost made Chargers-Raiders so awesome. people suspected there may be some collusion, especially if it went into OT, but instead it involved a fucking insane comeback in which Herbert converted like half the 4th-and-longs of the entire NFL season, plus two scores in overtime. and even still the Raiders ruined it for everyone

worst part of it had to be that Big Ben "word cloud" they stuck up there in the 4th quarter. I can think of a couple words they missed!!

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 16:52 (two years ago) link

it's funny how it was talked about like an elephant in the room, "omg, will they COLLUDE to tie!", when in European football, teams have done that in tournament play quite often.

there was one infamous match I don't remember where one team realized they would do better to lose the match and started trying to score on their own goal, and the other team started defending to stop them.

and yes people should probably stop talking about what Dallas should have done on the final drive, they had 32 seconds and no timeouts & needed a touchdown, that is an insanely tall order for even the best NFL offense. the fact that they got so close is a minor miracle though the 49ers kinda let it happen knowing all they had to do was defend the end zone. they made a zillion other mistakes which affected their WP% more & it sucks because I really wanted to see McCarthy's return to Green Bay. and if I'm being real honest I'm actually starting to feel a little bad for Cowboys fans.

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link

xp well it's a bit different in a sport where offensive and defensive units are completely separate and teams generally score more than once per game

tbh I'm just a fan of sports drama and if the Raiders had knelt it down despite being in FG range it would've been really funny to see Steelers fans go berserk. would've easily been one of the all-time funniest outcomes in any NFL game.

frogbs, Monday, 17 January 2022 17:10 (two years ago) link

Bengals must have the worst offensive line to ever play in a Super Bowl

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 January 2022 02:55 (two years ago) link

The full list of teams to make the Super Bowl with regular-season DVOA below 10% from highest to lowest:

2012 Ravens
1996 Pats
2000 Giants
1993 Bills
2001 Pats
2011 Giants
1987 Skins
2007 Giants
2021 Bengals
2003 Panthers
2008 Cardinals

— Aaron Schatz 🏈 (@FO_ASchatz) January 30, 2022

roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Monday, 31 January 2022 03:10 (two years ago) link

kinda wanted Handsome Jimmy to bungle his way into the Super Bowl but this is good too. Stafford deserves a chance and this team sold out so much to compete now, I like when that's rewarded

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:16 (two years ago) link

anyway Bengals O-line vs. Von Miller and Aaron Donald is gonna be fun

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:17 (two years ago) link

We did it! Wait I mean they did it

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 31, 2022

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 31 January 2022 03:39 (two years ago) link

On the bright side, we have delayed the deification of Mahomes for a bit.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 31 January 2022 03:44 (two years ago) link

oh god Jimmy G is just Sanchez 2.0

The B.J. Hill interception pic.twitter.com/2ZVcSnJ1YT

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) January 31, 2022

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:48 (two years ago) link

hahaha that's who he looks like! xxp

symsymsym, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:51 (two years ago) link

chiefs turned into the warriors so quickly, everyone is tired of how incredible they are

symsymsym, Monday, 31 January 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link

incredible is good and it's fun to watch. but that doesn't mean non- affiliated fans don't appreciate it when another team rises up and beats the incredible team. that's great fun for the non-affiliated fans, too.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 31 January 2022 04:03 (two years ago) link

Bengals are the first team to draft a QB at No.1 and be in the Super Bowl 2 years later

frogbs, Monday, 31 January 2022 04:08 (two years ago) link

whoa

Oh wow, Brian Flores suing the NFL and NY Giants, alleging racism in hiring. Includes private texts from Bill Belichick https://t.co/4FVAlelLQU

— Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) February 1, 2022

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 21:17 (two years ago) link


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