COVID Bowl Round 1 - 2022 Wild Card Thread

Probably the most aerial offense in the playoffs

guuuuuyyyyyyyyys

Mitch Trubisky kneeling out the clock in the playoffs...never thought I'd see the day

SO HAPPY YOU GUYS

well that was a paddlin'

it does make one wonder how in the fuck the bills lost (9-6!) to jacksonville

dude the Bills have played like ass so many times this season. Our offensive line seems to have figured something out in the last three weeks.

Bills seem like they might be better than people think - all 11 of their wins were by double digits and all but one of their losses was by 7 or less. They have the best point differential in the league.

they are really talented on both sides of the ball, but the offense self destructed a bunch of times this season. Defense has been legit all year.

they kinda remind me of the Packers when they won it all in 2010, they feel untrustworthy but all the metrics really seem to like them. Pats had the 3rd best point differential, beating them by a zillion is no small deal

yeah guess it was just their day

Josh Allen says he was trying to throw the ball away on the first TD throw to Dawson Knox. He got up and started walking back to the huddle after the play with no idea what happened. Said he couldn’t figure out why people were celebrating and had to keep asking about the play.

— Alaina Getzenberg (@agetzenberg) January 16, 2022

Bills imo

never having played, I always wondered what it was like to be a QB, like, if you get hit or brought down as you throw, how soon do you know *exactly* what happened? obviously the crowd clues you in as to whether you scored/got a big gain as there are levels, but I always felt like I'd start jumping up and down and celebrating a TD and my WR buddies would come over and be like "slow your roll, we only got to the goal line".

Holy shit has this really never been done

The Buffalo Bills just had the NFL’s first ever perfect offensive game.

No punts. No picks. No fumbles lost. No field goals. All touchdowns on every single drive until the kneel downs.

And they did it against a top five defense.

— Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) January 16, 2022

:D

Eagles trying to make history in the exact opposite way right now

Eagles playing with pants fulla shit rn

yeah, this is…unfun

I wish Tom Brady would quit this tiresome charade of trolling me by continuing to play football. And look younger than he did 10 years ago…

feel like we may wait a good while before a 7 seed beats a 2 seed

there are only so many good teams each season

Don’t forget we also get the Steelers tonight

i have not

Damn Mufasa just died

— Jimmy Garoppolo (@JimmyG_10) January 21, 2013

lol Hulu recommended I watch this on Nickelodeon and it is surprisingly entertaining. they are talking about the benefits of eating broccoli now

Now they’re talking about which players believe in aliens

Dallas calling a perfect fake punt play, then forgetting to pull the punt team off and rushing the offense back resulting in a delay of game is peak McCarthy

Ok very curious what the 4th down boy thinks of this one

lmao what was that

https://c.tenor.com/6q96laezBbAAAAAC/dallas-cowboys-jimmy-johnson.gif

Looooooolllll!!! What the actual fuck?

Honestly I have always been curious how they would handle something like that. I wonder if there’s a rule for that anywhere

One thing I love about the NFL is how it allows so many bizarre, never-before-seen things to happen and there’s this running theme of them happening during the playoffs. Half the time against the Cowboys. Between this and Burrow throwing a TD after the whistle we’ve got 2 already

is this the worst offense ever to appear in a playoff game

first-half offensive yards: KC 302, PIT 44
yards per play: KC 7.6, PIT 1.6
passing yards: KC 231, PIT 13

KC -13 seems like such an obvious pick in retrospect, they've clearly packed it in

thank you to the Raiders for making this happen

thank you to the colts!

record for most passing TDs in a playoff game is 6. Mahomes currently has 6 with 14 minutes left to play

mahomes is fortunate in his choice of opposing team

they've spent the entire 4th quarter eulogizing Big Ben, it's making me nauseous

what a happy moment, to never have to watch ben roethlisberger play football again

even if he wasn't a rapist and (by all accounts) a deeply unpleasant person I can still say he was maybe the most boring HOF QB I've ever seen play, despite some fucking crazy statlines from time to time. the only nice thing I'll say is I do not wish upon him the crippling pain that he is likely to experience for the rest of his life. though if some network gives him an on-air job like they did Brees that may change

he's not bright/interesting enough to be a commentator, and there are way too many other people as or better qualified who aren't rapists

fwiw this is really good, for those who can read it

https://defector.com/what-ill-remember-about-ben-roethlisberger

fart off forever big ben, smell ya never

Cowboy fans crying about the end of the game not acknowledging how stupid it was to run the f'n ball at that point anyway.

DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED
DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED
DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED
DALLAS COWBOYS clap clap OVER RATED

McCarthy in not knowing hte rules shockah

fucking QB draw, and why didn't he just go down a second or two earlier, can he not throw the ball an extra five yards?

like any Cowboy woulda caught the mary.

actually don't think the QB draw was that bad a play - they probably figured one shot from 20 yards out was better than two from 40. of course that is contingent on not running the clock out. apparently they probably could've gotten it off had Dak handed the ball to the ref instead of his center but idk how aware of that he was gonna be in the moment

would've been an insane loss for SF had the Cowboys pulled it off somehow. Cowboys-esque, even

thing is though, he could have slid a second or two sooner, he had cleared the first down by a lot. he got greedy cos the middle of the field was open but like, give yourself up sooner.

the clock ran out because they didnt have enough time to make that play which imho makes it bad

even if he went down earlier its still cutting it way too close

oh well, no 1981/1988 rematch.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

lol Niners going out in a blaze of stupid

can't really quibble with either team winning. though obv I'll pull for the team that's never won over the Rams, but that Rams team that won was like 22 years ago

that was one of the weirdest looking game-ending plays I've ever seen

so after 50+ years of it never happening, two consecutive Super Bowls played on one of the team's home fields.

Life makes no sense

😀

Happy for Matty Stafford. Will he get a ring? Who knows. But he deserves to play in the Super Bowl at least once before he's done.

yeah after years of futility on the Lions I'm happy to see him have a go.

Bengals must have the worst offensive line to ever play in a Super Bowl

The full list of teams to make the Super Bowl with regular-season DVOA below 10% from highest to lowest:

2012 Ravens
1996 Pats
2000 Giants
1993 Bills
2001 Pats
2011 Giants
1987 Skins
2007 Giants
2021 Bengals
2003 Panthers
2008 Cardinals

— Aaron Schatz 🏈 (@FO_ASchatz) January 30, 2022

kinda wanted Handsome Jimmy to bungle his way into the Super Bowl but this is good too. Stafford deserves a chance and this team sold out so much to compete now, I like when that's rewarded

anyway Bengals O-line vs. Von Miller and Aaron Donald is gonna be fun

We did it! Wait I mean they did it

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) January 31, 2022

On the bright side, we have delayed the deification of Mahomes for a bit.

oh god Jimmy G is just Sanchez 2.0

The B.J. Hill interception pic.twitter.com/2ZVcSnJ1YT

— Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell) January 31, 2022

hahaha that's who he looks like! xxp

chiefs turned into the warriors so quickly, everyone is tired of how incredible they are

incredible is good and it's fun to watch. but that doesn't mean non- affiliated fans don't appreciate it when another team rises up and beats the incredible team. that's great fun for the non-affiliated fans, too.

Bengals are the first team to draft a QB at No.1 and be in the Super Bowl 2 years later

whoa

Oh wow, Brian Flores suing the NFL and NY Giants, alleging racism in hiring. Includes private texts from Bill Belichick https://t.co/4FVAlelLQU

— Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) February 1, 2022