Shit Noddy teams on Quest: EFL and beyond 21/22

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Wayne Rooney's Derby are gonna do this, aren't they

imago, Saturday, 15 January 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link

tbf on him adversity seems to have turned him into a real manager.

calzino, Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:21 (two years ago) link

also tbf on him he's not fucking Gary Neville

calzino, Saturday, 15 January 2022 19:24 (two years ago) link

prefers old ladies lol

Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 18 January 2022 11:36 (two years ago) link

https://www.mfc.co.uk/news/club-statement-derby-county

it seems Derby are deep in the shit and their inability to find a new owner is further complicated by Steve Gibson still going for £45m compensation for them depriving the Prem of everyone's fave away trip by cheating P+S rules and finishing ahead of them in a playoff spot. Oh yeah and Wycombe were tragically relegated to L1 because of their FFP breaking shenanigans as well.. lol!

calzino, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 15:24 (two years ago) link

There was that time in the prem when West Ham coughed up £20m to the relegated Blades over the Tevez business. But Middlesbrough's claim seems pretty dodgy to me. And as for Wycombe, when you get into the playoffs via the duckworth lewis method then don't complain when shit happens.

calzino, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 22:07 (two years ago) link

boing boing

Buchiko and The Man (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link

Afobe lol you beauty

Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 January 2022 17:25 (two years ago) link

Sunderland getting hit for six as well ..heh! And Reading with a top four wage-bill looking doomed. Fulham dropping points at home - some decent results. We might not make the playoffs but aren't doing too shabbily considering our budget is a Peterborough level budget again these days.

calzino, Saturday, 29 January 2022 18:29 (two years ago) link

four penalties scored by Oxford's Brannagan against the Gills today

calzino, Saturday, 29 January 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link

Pint of carlsberg at Millwall (@MillwallFC)

💷 £5.59 pic.twitter.com/uHM4NLEOpR

— Footy Bevs (@FootyBevs) January 29, 2022

🍺🍺🍺

calzino, Saturday, 29 January 2022 20:51 (two years ago) link

Tino Anjorin is joining us on rest of season loan from Chelsea, we've had a lot of good use from their best youth players in recent times. If he's anywhere near as good as Levi Colwell has been this season then it's a bit of a coup for us. Especially as Southampton were also in for him.

calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 16:17 (two years ago) link

The mighty Bradford City selling their club captain Niall Canavan to Barrow for an undisclosed fee is not making me laugh as much as it would have done 20 years ago.

calzino, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link

I am pleased to see we have loaned some lad from Huddersfield to replace the guy we loaned from Barrow (he got injured after 1.25 matches, scored once) to replace our main striker who got injured. Maybe they'll all be back and scoring for fun come the end of the season.

Statistically speaking, though, this chap from Huddersfield is due a nasty injury some time in the next three games.

Tim, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:20 (two years ago) link

rescued from his Walsall hell!

calzino, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 22:03 (two years ago) link

Which featured a 10 minute cameo against us a couple of weeks ago, which no-one seems able to remember. (Apparently they were playing him on the wing and neither he nor Hudders wanted that - he’ll certainly be played at centre forward for Exeter.

Tim, Tuesday, 1 February 2022 23:45 (two years ago) link

we seem to have the best crop of youth players in our entire history, this is the first time I've seen multiple players out on L1/L2 loans who are consistently getting rave reviews.

calzino, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 07:04 (two years ago) link

Phillips suffered a 2 year layoff due to a degenerative knee issue which had him bed-ridden for 3 months. The club just tied him down to his first long-term contract so they obviously rate him. The Walsall loan showed he's over his injuries and up to the rigour of regular football and 5 goals isn't a bad return when they were deploying on either side rather than as a CF.

calzino, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 07:17 (two years ago) link

Sounds hopeful! Hope his pins hold up.

Tim, Wednesday, 2 February 2022 07:54 (two years ago) link

the dozy studs up tackle on LoB and red for Stearman after 2 mins made the game so much harder, it was such a grind.

calzino, Thursday, 3 February 2022 09:42 (two years ago) link

Charlton v Hudds Town 1981 on ITV 4 rn!

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:24 (two years ago) link

Cowling, Stanton, Robins - reet set of ugly bassas!

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:28 (two years ago) link

Kindon!!!

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:31 (two years ago) link

https://www.castrust.org/wp-content/uploads/ColinPowellsticker.jpg

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:33 (two years ago) link

ITV4 absolutely the best channel on tv right now

Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 5 February 2022 12:16 (two years ago) link

In the first half Naby Sarr was narrowly deprived of scoring the FA cup own goal of the weekend by the post. He just can't help himself!

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 16:05 (two years ago) link

waghorn missing a one on one for us with his first touch is very on point

still in hope tho

nxd, Saturday, 5 February 2022 17:10 (two years ago) link

ah well never mind. Win a couple of those games in hand + your lot are still in the chase.

calzino, Saturday, 5 February 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link

Forest looking like the prem side against Leicester rn!

calzino, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:34 (two years ago) link

Steve Cooper’s commitment to the one facial expression, even as Forest take a three-nil lead over Leicester, is superb.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:35 (two years ago) link

they couldn't buy a goal against us a few weeks back and his facial expression was pretty much the same!

calzino, Sunday, 6 February 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link

gosh imagine doing Arsenal and Leicester in very good style and then getting knocked out by little old Hudds in the 5th round.

calzino, Sunday, 6 February 2022 18:20 (two years ago) link

Been enjoying Steve Cooper's expression a lot lately in my local

Reader, I buried him (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 February 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link

I didn't rate him at Swansea but he seems to have developed into a much better manager at Forest. He did show his other big toothy school photograph smile expression at f/t tbf on him!

calzino, Sunday, 6 February 2022 18:58 (two years ago) link

fuck me, a bit of genuine cup magic. well done Boreham Wood.

calzino, Sunday, 6 February 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link

Apparently the FL's bastion of goodness and morality had a set-to with our lot the other day. Admittedly after we sung some MK Dons songs at them. Excellent show all round

imago, Monday, 7 February 2022 10:27 (two years ago) link

I'm so happy that Phillips scored the winner on his debut against the chickens! On Radio Leeds most the talk was about Matt Daly who we've loaned to Bradford and scored 8 from midfield whilst at Hartlepool. But no, it was Kieran's day today!

calzino, Saturday, 12 February 2022 20:50 (two years ago) link

It was a fun game, bit nervy at the end mind. I think I counted six separate songs piling abuse onto puffa-coated panto villain. Derek Adams. Bradford had the off chance but were mostly woeful. Fifth time we’ve played them this season, they haven’t beaten us once. “Derek Adams, it’s happening again”.

I’ve nothing against Bradford City but if you’re going to attract these big crowds by making the season tickets 50p each , it’s not going to do you much good if they all just main and grumble.

Tim, Sunday, 13 February 2022 01:10 (two years ago) link

Moan and grumble, that says.

Adams said this about Exeter in August.

5 games against them this season and we haven't beaten them once. 💀 #bcafc pic.twitter.com/UIOLGrLgvO

— ßen (@BCAFCBH) February 12, 2022

Tim, Sunday, 13 February 2022 01:25 (two years ago) link

they seem more obsessed with their big-club status (fans, owner and local bbc team) than even those Wednesdayites are. On RL yesterday one of their commentary team was talking about how Daly might be initially a little fazed by their absolutely huuuge crowds after previously playing at a club as small as t'monkey hangers. I mean obviously cheap tickets is a good thing, but consistently giving it large about how maaassive your club is gets very tedious. hah! one of their fans was commenting that we had banks of empty seats against the blades yesterday, like yes you do get banks of empty seats on 12.30 sky tv games if you aren't Man Utd!

calzino, Sunday, 13 February 2022 08:27 (two years ago) link

Brett Huxtable, in case you are wondering. I haven’t seen the Crawley footage but Yemsy’s words ring true.

ENJOY IT POOLS FANS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/1W0DUWrA9U

— Jakeee (@Jakerich18) February 12, 2022

Tim, Sunday, 13 February 2022 11:06 (two years ago) link

Big Brett Huxtable eh? Already seen that clip. Yems, as has been established, is the Last Gaffer

imago, Sunday, 13 February 2022 11:08 (two years ago) link

From North Devon apparently; sadly that doesn’t equate to his being disqualified from reffing our games.

Tim, Sunday, 13 February 2022 15:28 (two years ago) link

Derek "Cheer up Derek Adams" Adams has been given the heave-ho by Bradford. Poor fellow.

Tim, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 15:06 (two years ago) link

Grant McCann might be in next, a very jolly fellow in comparison to Adams, perhaps!

calzino, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link

Benito Carbone has applied for the Bradford City job.

The 50-year-old Italian – most recently assistant coach for the Azerbaijan national team – has told the club he is interested in replacing Derek Adams.

lol them days when he was being paid 40 grand a week and living rent free in a spare mansion Geoffrey Richmond owned must seem like it was all a dream to some older Bradford City fans.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link

another one of my beefs with Bradford is that during their short lived prem era they were putting season ticket adverts in parts of the Heavy Woollen District that were always split between Hudds/Leeds. They thought they were bigger than NATO.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link

it was fun listening to the sky commentary spend the first half hour of the match wanking over and raving about how unstoppable Fulham are while we made them look quite stoppable and took a 2-0 lead. One of them a soft penalty, but perhaps a bit of payback to that cheating thug Mitrovic. If we had an ordinary keeper this probably would have been a draw at best. But even the Fulham commentary guy was saying that Nicholls is probably the best keeper in the championship he's seen by miles. Not bad for a freebie who couldn't even get a game at MK Franchise last season.

calzino, Saturday, 19 February 2022 16:11 (two years ago) link


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