cursed images: let's get together and pin down the aesthetic!

this house is clean

I wonder if the tree ever looks at the winding road behind it and wonders how tall it could have grown if not for the fall

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJgpNPeX0AAwovJ?format=jpg&name=small

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e5/b5/92/e5b592ab9a2350f245a8f71ed579a7b7.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VFKV_3KO_LU/Tyu2luwFPWI/AAAAAAAAA74/OUHFRmxD2bI/s1600/Judge+Doom+-+roger+rabbit.jpg

Two-day-old zebrafish larvae, as seen through a scanning electron microscope pic.twitter.com/iLmmBju38b

— Rabih Alameddine (@rabihalameddine) January 24, 2022

rather light on the queasy sexiness I prefer in my cursed media, veering towards cute even, but the pockmark faces riding the line between kewpie doll/the scream curses it juuust enough

I feel like using an electron microscope to create cursed images is kind of cheating.

I think the image is appropriately cursed. Zebras and fish should not interbreed. It's unnatural.

https://c.tenor.com/vZvTmQHANnQAAAAC/stay-pressed-stay-puft-marshmallow.gif

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJoqpxWX0AMFZ-H?format=jpg&name=medium

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJkp0C9XEAMPSyN?format=jpg&name=large

Slide in a tomato tongue.

aw yeah that’s the stuff

It puts the dolphin in the glass
or it gets the hose, alas.

https://memolition.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/wtf_pics_01.jpg

total respect to Andy’s “this is fine” flood guy, who i very much feel, but i keep going back to the smiling dolphin. priapically rising from its glass of blood. licorice eyes. the taste of banana dripping with tomato juice. a proud hostess, who you must oblige for politeness’ sake, placing it before you. god, it’s terrible. A+++

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9f/64/98/9f6498183aca119a49530843dfca9e02.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/46/f5/61/46f561a19eb5c733d149114c2fde19f8.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b4/1a/c9/b41ac960d9a8cf751448ff6168f13917.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b3/47/e9/b347e93559f4734d81108f7dbb135657.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1a/8a/2d/1a8a2d15759cec60c2c7ee0ea38971e4.jpg

Top work as ever OL.

And oh look here comes MY lunch again!

would like to hear a collection of songs titled "street dildo shoppin'"

are you provided utensils with which to dispatch the smiling dolphin? are you supposed to use your hands? is using your hands forbidden? you shakily raise the glass to your lips. the dolphin smiles.

https://img.ifunny.co/images/ec02f8fc93b7dafed0bc6dbbcd3966320a66b61172dcd94437b2c75d479fe421_1.jpg

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MONTRESOR

That one's old, think I posted it four or five years ago on IG

http://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f47210d94716db3b465f13/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-05-2b.jpg

well, if his sock wasn't soaked in urine, it is now

i zoomed in on the aluminum eye hoping to catch an outline of the photographer but no dice

several more great ones in here:
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/the-humans-of-daniel-arnolds-new-york

including
http://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f46cc29fdd6bf5a011a510/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-04-2a.jpg
http://media.newyorker.com/photos/61f467f43d5d212615eb663a/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Fry-Arnold-03-1.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/99/41/a0/9941a02f413ffb390fb359a57d5897f4.jpg

feels like the punchline to a joke that i can't figure out

it does. raccoon on a trash can. $115. digiorno. must be delivery. no. it's...it's...

the raccoon has its claws on both a digiorno as well as exactly $115 in three crisp bills.

That's a badger!

Yeah, that's no raccoon

more like a cadger if it's charging $115 for a DiGiorno pizza

lol

karl did you really think that was a raccoon

... so the badger says "$115? For a pizza delivery?"
and the pizza delivery guy says "That's not delivery!"

needs some work

i did. i even did a quick image search for "raccoon"

do you see why i left the EPA? i was a fraud

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN PUT A BANANA IN TOMATO JUICE

I'd like to imagine you, emaciated and slack-jawed, sitting before the unrefreshed page and staring in disbelief at smiling dolphin death banana for the past week. That is the very response we're going for here, I believe.

i'm glad i could play a small part in this

a badger for karl
http://i.imgur.com/efCfgHv.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKspOCSagAADQgu?format=png&name=small

oh laugh it up all you like professor von funnyboy but i guarantee you this is 1000% some elder gods shit. this is the idol tongued by rapist frat boys that gets them into skull and bones. this is the thing in your childhood closet that made those wet suckling noises you were too scared to investigate. when you die and all illusion is torn from from the bare wire of your consciousness this, this abomination, this horror beyond conception is what will be staring back at you. really, i can’t praise it enough. thanks map!

now you're just encouraging me, bad idea, don't think i can ever top smiling dolphin. i got it from 70s dinner party twitter account btw.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKw0q-4XIAgxAy4?format=jpg&name=large

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Taxidermy dollhouse by Brooke Weston

Nononononononononononononono

Brooke Weston ... thank you