Elden Ring: YOU DIED on a horse

Josh is always worried about the horse parts

Haha, I actually never worried about my horse (named My Horse) in RDR2 ever! Nor did I ever notice its gender or genitals, come to think of it. Maybe I should have paid closer attention?

Wait, there were horses in Breath of the Wild, weren't they? I don't think I ever used a horse, except the one or two times a fight required it.

yes there were horses, and yes we had a many post discussion about it

Shows what an impression they made. All I remember is that they offered me no benefit so I stabled them. Where they remain, virtually, to this very day.

https://blog.playstation.com/2022/01/28/an-interview-with-fromsoftwares-hidetaka-miyazki/

I have been keeping up and everything looks incredible, but the most important feature so far is that you can find tailor's tools and add a cape (and who knows what else?!) to your outfit.

this is gonna happen fairly soon and i'm genuinely a little nervous as i simply don't have time.

there might be a slight dip in unemployment in early march

so this is getting "greatest game ever" reviews!!! https://www.theguardian.com/games/2022/feb/23/elden-ring-review-an-unrivalled-masterpiece-of-design-and-inventiveness

Will this be worth playing on PS4?

I was wondering that, I've yet to make the upgrade. Given that DS3 makes my console wheeze like an asthmatic chain-smoker, it might be a stretch, though that game does itself run fine...

I think noisy PS4s are due to age and dirt/dust, not power. I have a slim I got ... whenever I got it. 2019? Anyway, mine barely makes a peep.

i'll be playing on ps4 for sure

i have an ancient one, loud as fuck. if it bites the dust while trying to run elden ring, i will consider it a fitting death

YOU DIED

...it's true, my ps4 is/was a horse. a loud, annoying horse!

Seems to be fine on PS4, there's just less grass on the ground. :)

Needless to say, I'm extremely excited. Going to start playing on Sunday, and I gave myself a late birthday gift of taking Monday off.

i washed out my largest poopsock and i've informed my loved ones that something is happening and i have to go away for a while

something poopsock-related

I’m one month into three months of paternity leave, PS5 plus Elden Ring arriving tomorrow - excited for my small baby to experience it’s first From game

Ha, nice. It's wild to me that my friend with a 8 month old has much more time to play video games than I do (because his free time is from when the baby goes to bed to whenever he decides to do so, whereas I spend time with my partner at night and we go to bed at the same time, weird huh).

all my gaming time is now playing switch games as my 4-year-old directs me, we have 831 moons in mario odyssey.

i put my lil baby xbox next next to my home office setup so i can sneak in some elden ringing on company time.

PSYCHED. Took Friday off for this bad boy.

Okay I've ordered it

reviewing almost as well as *checks notes* GTA 4

Listening to this and not watching, but hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdstSHeoNGA

The reviews are all exactly what I want to hear. I guess this is gonna be my weekend. I demand everybody liveblog!

Iron pineapple is my go to guy for enjoying from games, if he likes it that much I am all in

Glad to hear that it's a bit more forgiving in a sense cuz you can go off and grind when you get stuck, which is less of an option in the other games, and I am baaaaad at these

i watched the review above and minor quibble but this shit is not stunningly beautiful its grody as hell, looks like an amazing game tho

Yeah idk if “stunningly beautiful” is a thing I’d associate with From, but there are moments amidst the gnarly, gloomy grime that are pretty and/or awe inspiring.

That review in particular’s also limiting itself to the first two main areas of the game for spoilerage sake.

jeez these reviews are HYPE, i keep running into critics begging you to buy the game even if you don't like souls games
fextralife guy called it "skyrim but with online and good combat and no bugs and ingenious developments... definitely game of the year and possibly game of the decade" and ouch i guess i don't get to leave the house for awhile? lotta complaints about PC bugginess so i am hoping the ps5 investment was the right call.

why would you buy it if you dont like souls games, its still the exact same gameplay

maybe you like it now

the argument i'm hearing is that if you find it too hard, they have built checks and balances to allow for alternates to GIT GUD but the guys what GOT GUD already don't have to cop to them if they don't want to. also that if you hit a boss and don't want to fight a boss, there's so much else to do that you can just fuck off and not worry about it until you are overleveled. and a better spawn system. mostly that a lot of the flint that makes things souls like is greatly reduced, leaving you just with the fun stuff. We'll see.

The promise of a cross between "Dark Souls" and "Breath of the Wild" does indeed scare me into the prospect of isolated hermit-dom. I think I'm going to maintain my self-imposed limit of not getting this (or Horizon Zero West, and other next gen games) until I have a PS5, and I'm not getting a PS5 until it's easier to get a PS5.

I guess there’s no soapstone (or equivalent) message system in this? One thing I haven’t heard anything about, so I assume not.

Magic actually looks pretty fun this time out, I’ll probably play a hybrid class of some sort.

Oh and bows that look much more functional as part of the combat flow this time out. Looks like no shortage of viable options.

ohhhhhhhhh elden ring

There are still messages, I'm pretty sure (and the usual bloodstains, ghosts, summon signs, etc).

Pvp is a little different, fyi you can't be invaded unless you summon help first, or use a dried finger-type item to open the invader floodgates. Also 4 player max, with at least one slot reserved for invasions.

Magic actually looks pretty fun this time out,

I've never used magic in any Souls game, but magic in this game looks dope, and the game seems to encourage magic used as part of melee builds rather than as its own thing.

There's bus ads for this here and while I understand GRRM just did the backstory, having the pull quote be "this looks amazing - George R R Martin" and then "developed by Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R R Martin" underneath is still lol

lol, i love seeing the stuff he gets into instead of finishing those books

Well said forks, it sounds like it's easier in that there are a ton of approaches and you'll rarely if ever be in a "you need to beat this hard boss in order to progress" situation.

But if you don't like 3rd person action rpgs, then this still won't be your game, lol.

I never do magic either and I'm excited about all the ash of war/spell options, it seems like they want you to play around more with crazy build options and moves this time.

I'm pretty sure there must be traditional unskippable gatekeeper bosses to advance the story (as such), but it seems like maybe there are many different paths one can take to get there.

what is the penalty for death in this one?

you die irl iirc

looks like the same concept as in previous games, except no like "hallowing" type penalty on top of it.

Yeah you just lose your 'runes' (souls), nbd.