why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Just had my first meeting in the Metaverse.

Here’s the top 16 reasons I’ll never take a meeting any other way:

— Garrett Scott 🕳 (@thegarrettscott) January 7, 2022

#1: i am a cocker spaniel and am tired of explaining

https://www.garbageday.email/p/viral-content-optimized-to-piss-off

"There should be no illusions anymore about what Facebook is, as a platform. It’s just random bits of sensory information meant to make old people fight with each other."

lol forks

that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.

i’m sorry the what

College acquaintance who now teaches at a very prestigious divinity school and was recently profiled in the NY Times bc of her corporate spirituality consultant job posted some kind of flickering neon aurora-ish gif on FB today. Someone in the comments asks "What's this? Maybe I can't get my audio to work." She replies "Haha there's no sound, it's just meant to evoke the inner life of spirit," with a smiley face emoji.

Obviously if this person were less successful in life this would only be mildly annoying; it's the fact that she gets paid the big bucks for this sort of thing that fills me with rage.

https://i.ibb.co/20JW40n/274451171-10112872224645472-3541564788520862916-n.jpg

Well gee, by that metric I'm doing great. No one has offered me anything, so clearly my value is limitless.

https://i.ibb.co/YbdKJwB/FB-IMG-1645643373042.jpg

Oh my, let me put my readers on.

"they"

I see a doggie

Cat bottom right

now that social media is filled with memes telling people that are worried about rising gas costs to be thankful they don't live in a war zone, I wonder if they actually have any low-income friends or family whom a massive gasoline hike actually could threaten their ability to make ends meet. or ever had a colleague call out of work because they had no money to fill up their vehicle to get to work that day. or have ever had the ability to hold two different thoughts in their head at the same time.

but hey, if it makes people feel better to ration out sympathy based on a tiered system.

(I'm definitely not talking about myself here, and obviously there's a wide gulf between David Allen Coe fans who drive SUVs with MAGA bumper stickers and make six figures whinging about gas prices and people who are actually struggling, but lefties' penchant for zero sum messaging never ceases to amaze)

wow you're getting that from lefties? feels like a classic conservative argument to me, "be thankful proles, things are much worse behind the Iron Curtain"

Feels like an honorary Facebook post

20 books to read in your 20s

= thread = pic.twitter.com/LzkP9Y76Hg

— Art of Life 🦋 (@Art0fLife_) April 10, 2022

I made it about halfway through Atomic Habits earlier this year (at my therapist's suggestion) and it inspired me to make some small-but-important life changes that I have thus far been able to stick to.

There are obviously some egregious Jordan Peterson books in there and I'm unfamiliar with most of the rest.

If anyone is still reading any of those books 5 years from now I will be astonished. But there will be a whole new batch of warmed-over pop psychology and simple-minded self-motivational books by then, so no one will miss these.

Seneca is likely to make it another 5 years.

i like siddharta.

i have heard that sapiens is one of the least accurate pop science books.

12. Letters From A Stoic pic.twitter.com/jprmMCNkG6

— Art of Life 🦋 (@Art0fLife_) April 10, 2022

(never mind that last post, misunderstood bab's comment)

Fiction books and female writers are for after you've retired

don't get me started on the many deficiencies of stoicism as a moral philosophy

Yeah Sapiens was pretty bad but there are like ten worse things there

haha tuesdays with morrie at #19 killed me

Why are there 48 books in the first image... and a bunch of books on the list of 20 aren't even in that image...?

20 books that will allow you to happily adjust to a lifetime of wage slavery and pretending your life actually means anything because you have a job

https://i.ibb.co/y8F2CG2/Screenshot-20220508-191829.jpg

peter noone fights alone

guess he was in a band called hermits lol

two friends, one visiting georgia (the country) the other new orleans. both posting 6-10 photos a day without using albums. i wish the 'i have read this post' thing actually worked (and was cross browser)

turns out bread in georgia is very slightly different from bread in the uk, i know because i've seen pictures.

Sci-fi author Neal Asher here sticking it to the sheeple

Uhuh. pic.twitter.com/Tj4JismO4y

— Neal Asher (@nealasher) June 13, 2022

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FZLo5cqX0AMrnSG?format=jpg&name=small

https://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_lw7hsmVh9U1r2qaswo1_500.jpg

I never really thought of Bernard Cribbins as a philosopher.

No disrespect to to man like Bernard but I'd be at least highly amused to see the bunch of (possibly) former glue sniffers, truants and expert flobbers I mostly haven't seen since I wwas 14 given a shot.

that's one of the opening posts of the thread!
10 years, full circle

increasingly people are using Facebook stories. i get 5 seconds to read three sentences done as an image? what am i missing?

(videos are even worse because they don't auto-play and by the time I've clicked the button the 5 seconds is over)

(Facebook web mainly, via my phone)

FB stories are dumb and I only ever used them when I was banned because the system screwed up and still let me do them

Oh god that makes me even more glad to have stayed off FB. Is Meta turning it into another TikTok clone like they are with Instagram?

they've been available for a while but I've only ever seen one or two at a time. I've currently got 5 up there, all unwatched

oh, the one from Helen was actually 4...

You can pause a story on an iPhone/iPad by touching it and holding it. It took me years to realise this.

i hit reply, but it puts a transparent overlay on it, greying it out slightly, and brings up the keyboard obscuring the bottom half.

yeah, just clicking it does nothing, it has to be the reply box or the emojis next to it.

ugh

https://i.postimg.cc/DyhFryK9/Screenshot-20220928-081651.jpg

didn't say which generation to be fair

idea to start a pro-boomer, anti-zoomer meme page on Facebook, spend a year filling it with this shit, then suddenly start posting memes about 60s/70s music/films being boring and shit, use pure rage generated as an alternative energy source