A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

but they probably give you a special membership card you can show off to your friends*

*Amazon delivery people

I once downloaded the app since they bragged about having some sort of secret menu on there.

It was crazy.

Secret menu. Achievements you could unlock. And then there were the discounts.

I was earning a free taco with each order, but the catch was that the freebie expired in 48 hours. Like hell was I going to go to Taco Bell even once a month, especially not three times a week.

They know what they're doing over there. Someone will show up.

there's a section labeled "challenges" that challenges me to purchase a $2 burrito and get 50% off any $2 burrito on my next order.

do i need to convince the cashier to give me that 50% off on my next $2 burrito order? is that the challenge? i don't want to get anybody into trouble.

mega challenge: do this at the drivethru at 1:30am with the line wrapped around the block

challenge: give us your money

Taco Scrum: give us your money, weekly

JEL!!!!! hello!!

Hi Dere Tracer!!

We might look back on the box of stuff era with nostalgia

https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23204950/bmw-subscriptions-microtransactions-heated-seats-feature

AssaaS

Oh wow. You can actually pay money to make your car's engine sound louder.

https://www.bmw.co.uk/en/shop/ls/dp/ISS_Offer_gb

An essentials kit full of food, shelter and love.

"The rise and fall of Birchbox, the once-buzzy startup valued at nearly $500 million that frustrated customers are now saying has vanished"
https://www.businessinsider.com/birchbox-rise-fall-company-history-2023-3

Not surprised, I rarely received my box of birch from them, usually they sent pine, occasionally it would just be a lump of MDF

Have we gone past Peak Box Of Crap? Feel like it ended with lockdowns.