The is jair bait at this stage
― pandmac (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link
RIP shrimp
― jmm, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
I've opened this thread three times today, and each time expected him to be dead for real.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:39 (two years ago) link
"Started by Οὖτις"
^^^
― mark s, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
Mostly Jair's home. He can pause Forrest Gump and go fold the laundry or heat up a burrito or stuff his butt full of shrimp while thinking about the Amazon delivery person.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 January 2022 01:13 (two years ago) link
I hear he ate so many shrimps he got iodine poisoning
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 6 January 2022 02:51 (two years ago) link
Fuck I hate these threads and their false promises
― epistantophus, Thursday, 6 January 2022 02:53 (two years ago) link
will you fucking people stop reviving this thread? Dante punished those who raised false hopes in the hearts of men.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 January 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link
well the Jair store called
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 January 2022 03:00 (two years ago) link
well I had sex with YOUR wife!
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 January 2022 03:52 (two years ago) link
this man is condemned to live forever in an eternally-decaying body
Hours before meeting with dozens of ambassadors from different countries, Bolsonaro admitted to his supporters that he was not feeling well, that he had a fever and coughed a lot. pic.twitter.com/LaJqW4JC2G— Nathália Urban (@UrbanNathalia) July 18, 2022
― built like a kit malthouse (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 July 2022 20:01 (one year ago) link
Fifth time's the charm. Sixth? Seventh?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 July 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link
my man looking good as hell
Brazil's lame duck President Jair Bolsonaro, who has only averaged about 25 minutes of work per day since becoming the first incumbent to ever lose a presidential election, has been rushed to the armed forces hospital in Brasília with abdominal pain. https://t.co/q5GBCflqDt— BrianMier (@BrianMteleSUR) November 18, 2022
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 November 2022 22:25 (one year ago) link
dealing with his loss by stress-eating shrimp
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 18 November 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link
Yeah, Pepto-Bismol ain't gonna be enough for that dude
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 23:14 (one year ago) link
Classic photo.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 18 November 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c392109799c3011098b1d6f40001/thumbnail_36295.jpg
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Saturday, 19 November 2022 00:51 (one year ago) link
Brazil’s reclusive Bolsonaro has a skin infection, ‘cannot wear pants’ https://t.co/gRkXBSpBky— Jeremy / anti-partisan (@Moderateleft) November 19, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 19 November 2022 06:49 (one year ago) link
lol... check out this delicate hothouse flower. He'll have to spend the rest of his life in a plastic bubble.
― calzino, Saturday, 19 November 2022 08:05 (one year ago) link
Bolsanaro health conditions, ranked— Gabrielle Bluestone (@g_bluestone) November 19, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:38 (one year ago) link
God I was hoping the RIP was real this time. That man must have cat DNA.
― Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 20 November 2022 18:48 (one year ago) link
Generalissimo Francisco Bolsonaro
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 21 November 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link
Brasputin
― rob, Monday, 21 November 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link
uhhhhh
In which Jair Bolsonaro takes a polygraph test live on air, says that he was sexually "initiated" by raping chickens, and decides in retrospect that it would've been "smarter ... [to] go after the calves, the donkeys ..." https://t.co/V1nVS7dRQb— ★ (@corpseinorbit) December 4, 2022
― rick semper moranis (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 December 2022 16:43 (one year ago) link
who's chryon now
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 December 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link
"so did he or did he not fuck the chicken" should be the way all UN talks close from now on
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 December 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link
Jair getting into John Waters territory here.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 5 December 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link
Supposedly this is Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes. It does look like him, not sure how they are 100% clear on the ID
Jair Bolsonaro wandering around a Publix. pic.twitter.com/PKX3EJ1QgT— Jonathan L. Krohn (@JonathanLKrohn) January 5, 2023
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link
wide walker no more
― mark s, Friday, 6 January 2023 13:32 (one year ago) link
Not him.
― Aw naw, no' an Antonioni wan oan noo an' aw (Tom D.), Friday, 6 January 2023 13:33 (one year ago) link
Part of the reason everyone thinks it is , is that he just fled here last week.
I am not convinced it's him but mostly because I do not want to run into this fucker
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:09 (one year ago) link
unfortunately it is, he's licking his wounds in a resort near Disney ha
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Encore+Resort+at+Reunion,+7635+Fairfax+Dr,+Reunion,+FL+34747/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x88dd7965ef63b81d:0xf77c9df73291efe3?utm_source=mstt_1&entry=gps&lucs=karto&g_ep=CAESCTExLjQ0LjkwNRgAIP___________wEqBWthcnRvQgJVUw%3D%3D
the resort has timed visits for his supporters (30 random dumbasses every day)
― fpsa, Friday, 6 January 2023 14:13 (one year ago) link
fucking Christ. now I have two of the worst fascists in my state
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:20 (one year ago) link
besides, no Floridian walks into Publix acting as if he's in the Louvre -- unless you happen to smell the fried chicken subs.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link
safely tucked up in his minion bed
― mark s, Friday, 6 January 2023 14:28 (one year ago) link
maybe he can meet up with Dr Oz for a trip to Wegners
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Friday, 6 January 2023 14:46 (one year ago) link
Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes
Can't be. He's wearing pants.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 6 January 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link
I just went to Publix. Everyone wearing pants (it's also 74 degrees in Miami, the equivalent of -12 in Billings).
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 January 2023 19:10 (one year ago) link
fuck this piece of shit's legacy
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2023/jan/08/brazils-presidential-palace-and-supreme-court-stormed-by-pro-bolsonaro-supporters-live
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:32 (one year ago) link
saw that on reddit. folks claiming to be brazilian posting there that it's just as stupid as it looks-
This is completely pointless, congress in on recess until February 2nd, they're invading an empty building
speculation that they want to occupy the building well in advance of the incoming session. what a mess.
― i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:47 (one year ago) link
Yeah that's the big difference, Lula was already sworn in, buildings empty. Lot of parallels though
― paranormal bully romance (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:48 (one year ago) link
aren't brazilian police infamously harsh? this has the potential to get even more ugly.
― i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Sunday, 8 January 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link
br police is only harsh when you're protesting for education, transportation, and if you live in a favela. the difference in treatment is always striking but not surprising
― fpsa, Monday, 9 January 2023 02:16 (one year ago) link
well fuck
― sleeve, Monday, 9 January 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/08/americas/brazil-bolsonaro-supporters-breach-congress/index.html
― sleeve, Monday, 9 January 2023 03:40 (one year ago) link
Fucking Bannon sponsored shit
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 January 2023 05:12 (one year ago) link
this guy just loves to be in hospital
Bolsonaro has checked into a hospital in Florida with abdominal pain, reports @laurojardim , without citing sources. He has had numerous health problems since surviving a stabbing attack in 2018https://t.co/28eefSiSCQ— Brian Winter (@BrazilBrian) January 9, 2023
― mark s, Monday, 9 January 2023 17:10 (one year ago) link
motherfucker still hasnt learned to chew his shrimp
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:35 (one year ago) link
What he does in his private bathroom is his affair.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:38 (one year ago) link
He should have the decency to just die in his private bathroom.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 January 2023 17:43 (one year ago) link