RIP Jair Bolsonaro

eat the gecko jair

The is jair bait at this stage

RIP shrimp

I've opened this thread three times today, and each time expected him to be dead for real.

"Started by Οὖτις"

^^^

Mostly Jair's home. He can pause Forrest Gump and go fold the laundry or heat up a burrito or stuff his butt full of shrimp while thinking about the Amazon delivery person.

I hear he ate so many shrimps he got iodine poisoning

Fuck I hate these threads and their false promises

will you fucking people stop reviving this thread? Dante punished those who raised false hopes in the hearts of men.

well the Jair store called

well I had sex with YOUR wife!

this man is condemned to live forever in an eternally-decaying body

Hours before meeting with dozens of ambassadors from different countries, Bolsonaro admitted to his supporters that he was not feeling well, that he had a fever and coughed a lot. pic.twitter.com/LaJqW4JC2G

— Nathália Urban (@UrbanNathalia) July 18, 2022

Fifth time's the charm. Sixth? Seventh?

my man looking good as hell

Brazil's lame duck President Jair Bolsonaro, who has only averaged about 25 minutes of work per day since becoming the first incumbent to ever lose a presidential election, has been rushed to the armed forces hospital in Brasília with abdominal pain. https://t.co/q5GBCflqDt

— BrianMier (@BrianMteleSUR) November 18, 2022

dealing with his loss by stress-eating shrimp

Yeah, Pepto-Bismol ain't gonna be enough for that dude

Classic photo.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c392109799c3011098b1d6f40001/thumbnail_36295.jpg

Brazil’s reclusive Bolsonaro has a skin infection, ‘cannot wear pants’ https://t.co/gRkXBSpBky

— Jeremy / anti-partisan (@Moderateleft) November 19, 2022

lol... check out this delicate hothouse flower. He'll have to spend the rest of his life in a plastic bubble.

Bolsanaro health conditions, ranked

— Gabrielle Bluestone (@g_bluestone) November 19, 2022

God I was hoping the RIP was real this time. That man must have cat DNA.

Generalissimo Francisco Bolsonaro

Brasputin

uhhhhh

In which Jair Bolsonaro takes a polygraph test live on air, says that he was sexually "initiated" by raping chickens, and decides in retrospect that it would've been "smarter ... [to] go after the calves, the donkeys ..." https://t.co/V1nVS7dRQb

— ★ (@corpseinorbit) December 4, 2022

who's chryon now

"so did he or did he not fuck the chicken" should be the way all UN talks close from now on

Jair getting into John Waters territory here.

Supposedly this is Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes. It does look like him, not sure how they are 100% clear on the ID

Jair Bolsonaro wandering around a Publix. pic.twitter.com/PKX3EJ1QgT

— Jonathan L. Krohn (@JonathanLKrohn) January 5, 2023

wide walker no more

Not him.

Part of the reason everyone thinks it is , is that he just fled here last week.

I am not convinced it's him but mostly because I do not want to run into this fucker

unfortunately it is, he's licking his wounds in a resort near Disney ha

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Encore+Resort+at+Reunion,+7635+Fairfax+Dr,+Reunion,+FL+34747/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x88dd7965ef63b81d:0xf77c9df73291efe3?utm_source=mstt_1&entry=gps&lucs=karto&g_ep=CAESCTExLjQ0LjkwNRgAIP___________wEqBWthcnRvQgJVUw%3D%3D

the resort has timed visits for his supporters (30 random dumbasses every day)

fucking Christ. now I have two of the worst fascists in my state

besides, no Floridian walks into Publix acting as if he's in the Louvre -- unless you happen to smell the fried chicken subs.

safely tucked up in his minion bed

maybe he can meet up with Dr Oz for a trip to Wegners

Jair Bolsonaro walking around one of my hometown Publixes

Can't be. He's wearing pants.

I just went to Publix. Everyone wearing pants (it's also 74 degrees in Miami, the equivalent of -12 in Billings).

fuck this piece of shit's legacy

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2023/jan/08/brazils-presidential-palace-and-supreme-court-stormed-by-pro-bolsonaro-supporters-live

saw that on reddit. folks claiming to be brazilian posting there that it's just as stupid as it looks-

This is completely pointless, congress in on recess until February 2nd, they're invading an empty building

speculation that they want to occupy the building well in advance of the incoming session. what a mess.

Yeah that's the big difference, Lula was already sworn in, buildings empty. Lot of parallels though

aren't brazilian police infamously harsh? this has the potential to get even more ugly.

br police is only harsh when you're protesting for education, transportation, and if you live in a favela. the difference in treatment is always striking but not surprising

well fuck

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/01/08/americas/brazil-bolsonaro-supporters-breach-congress/index.html

Fucking Bannon sponsored shit

this guy just loves to be in hospital

Bolsonaro has checked into a hospital in Florida with abdominal pain, reports @laurojardim , without citing sources. He has had numerous health problems since surviving a stabbing attack in 2018https://t.co/28eefSiSCQ

— Brian Winter (@BrazilBrian) January 9, 2023

motherfucker still hasnt learned to chew his shrimp

What he does in his private bathroom is his affair.