As someone with 33 teeth (an extra one on the bottom) I'm gonna go with 40 teeth.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link
Saliva that improves the taste of all food? Sign me up.
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link
Should probably be another poll of Great Men of ILX on which one they’d be most willing to give up.
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:50 (two years ago) link
I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link
Voted webbed toes and fingers
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link
Eyelashes like a royal bull
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link
^underrated Billy Idol song
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
He has a topknot as if crowned with a royal flower garland.
is Gareth Bale a great man?
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
He has a topknot as if crowned with a royal flower garland.The sentimental fool don't seeTrying hard to recreate what had yet to be created
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link
gotta be that ten-foot aura
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link
https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/51551321/resize-h350%5Ecompr-r85/5199/51996699/Stag+with+Suit+and+Cane+Alayah+Figurine.jpg
"Thighs like a royal stag"
that me
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 23:05 (two years ago) link
but the one in between will be getting all the press itt I reckon
― imago, Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:28 AM (six hours ago)
as opposed to "tongue long and broad"? That sounds like something many people I know would find "great"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 00:48 (two years ago) link
feel like the 10-foot aura is more of a glow than a force field. defenses will compensate, perhaps with a box-and-one
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 06:23 (two years ago) link
voted aura
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:26 (two years ago) link
Area below armpits well-filled
I can't even picture what this is supposed to mean, unless it's like swollen lymph nodes or something
― soref, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:45 (two years ago) link
‘full-sized heels’ is clearly a cribbage reference
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:50 (two years ago) link
forty teeth, imo
― Clay, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:50 (two years ago) link
I agree 40 teeth, all nice and clean
― jel--, Thursday, 6 January 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
great song tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSvW2rcJD_A
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 00:10 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
wow i guess no one else is into lion-shaped bodies, kinda disappointed tbh
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link
tho i grant that a stag thigh is hard to resist
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:19 (two years ago) link