very long arms, the buddha
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link
Hands reaching below the knees and Height and stretch of arms equal are surely contradictory
but the one in between will be getting all the press itt I reckon
― imago, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link
Ten-foot aura around him seems pretty useful these days
― in the age of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
https://media.wired.com/photos/5a7e4ffd3ed8be6d304d1857/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/gifbulanbek.gif
― imago, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
Fleshy protuberance!
― mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link
As someone with 33 teeth (an extra one on the bottom) I'm gonna go with 40 teeth.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link
Saliva that improves the taste of all food? Sign me up.
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link
Should probably be another poll of Great Men of ILX on which one they’d be most willing to give up.
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:50 (two years ago) link
I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link
Voted webbed toes and fingers
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link
Eyelashes like a royal bull
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link
^underrated Billy Idol song
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:14 (two years ago) link
He has a topknot as if crowned with a royal flower garland.
is Gareth Bale a great man?
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
He has a topknot as if crowned with a royal flower garland.The sentimental fool don't seeTrying hard to recreate what had yet to be created
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link
gotta be that ten-foot aura
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link
https://secure.img1-fg.wfcdn.com/im/51551321/resize-h350%5Ecompr-r85/5199/51996699/Stag+with+Suit+and+Cane+Alayah+Figurine.jpg
"Thighs like a royal stag"
that me
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 23:05 (two years ago) link
― imago, Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:28 AM (six hours ago)
as opposed to "tongue long and broad"? That sounds like something many people I know would find "great"
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 00:48 (two years ago) link
feel like the 10-foot aura is more of a glow than a force field. defenses will compensate, perhaps with a box-and-one
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 06:23 (two years ago) link
voted aura
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:26 (two years ago) link
Area below armpits well-filled
I can't even picture what this is supposed to mean, unless it's like swollen lymph nodes or something
― soref, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:45 (two years ago) link
‘full-sized heels’ is clearly a cribbage reference
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:50 (two years ago) link
forty teeth, imo
― Clay, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:50 (two years ago) link
I agree 40 teeth, all nice and clean
― jel--, Thursday, 6 January 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
great song tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSvW2rcJD_A
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 00:10 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link
wow i guess no one else is into lion-shaped bodies, kinda disappointed tbh
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link
tho i grant that a stag thigh is hard to resist
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:19 (two years ago) link