The 32 Major Characteristics of a Great Man

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very long arms, the buddha

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link

Hands reaching below the knees and Height and stretch of arms equal are surely contradictory

but the one in between will be getting all the press itt I reckon

imago, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:28 (two years ago) link

Ten-foot aura around him seems pretty useful these days

in the age of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link

Fleshy protuberance!

mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link

As someone with 33 teeth (an extra one on the bottom) I'm gonna go with 40 teeth.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link

Saliva that improves the taste of all food? Sign me up.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:49 (two years ago) link

Should probably be another poll of Great Men of ILX on which one they’d be most willing to give up.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:50 (two years ago) link

I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.

Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link

Voted webbed toes and fingers

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:14 (two years ago) link

Eyelashes like a royal bull

^underrated Billy Idol song

He has a topknot as if crowned with a royal flower garland.

is Gareth Bale a great man?

calzino, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link

He has a topknot as if crowned with a royal flower garland.
The sentimental fool don't see
Trying hard to recreate what had yet to be created

gotta be that ten-foot aura

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 22:44 (two years ago) link

but the one in between will be getting all the press itt I reckon

― imago, Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:28 AM (six hours ago)

as opposed to "tongue long and broad"? That sounds like something many people I know would find "great"

sarahell, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 00:48 (two years ago) link

feel like the 10-foot aura is more of a glow than a force field. defenses will compensate, perhaps with a box-and-one

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 06:23 (two years ago) link

voted aura

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:26 (two years ago) link

Area below armpits well-filled

I can't even picture what this is supposed to mean, unless it's like swollen lymph nodes or something

soref, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:45 (two years ago) link

‘full-sized heels’ is clearly a cribbage reference

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:50 (two years ago) link

forty teeth, imo

Clay, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 07:50 (two years ago) link

I agree 40 teeth, all nice and clean

jel--, Thursday, 6 January 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link

I agree 40 teeth, all nice and clean

jel--, Thursday, 6 January 2022 00:07 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link

great song tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSvW2rcJD_A

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 January 2022 00:10 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:01 (two years ago) link

wow i guess no one else is into lion-shaped bodies, kinda disappointed tbh

cowboy bopeep (cat), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:16 (two years ago) link

tho i grant that a stag thigh is hard to resist

cowboy bopeep (cat), Wednesday, 12 January 2022 00:19 (two years ago) link


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