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Came in here to say Equanimeous St. Brown and discovered he'd already been here in 2015 as a high school recruit, impressive work, people

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 3 January 2022 04:35 (two years ago) link

Also impressive that you checked for previous postings!

nickn, Monday, 3 January 2022 04:48 (two years ago) link

We should put the abiliity to do that on the zing request list.

(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Razor (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 January 2022 14:39 (two years ago) link

"In 2005, Pre-Paid and its founding CEO, the late Harland Stonecipher, were forced to pay $9.9 million for defrauding a customer in Mississippi."

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 10 January 2022 14:37 (two years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_J._Meigs_Jr.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 13 January 2022 00:56 (two years ago) link

Equanimeous St. Brown (full name Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown apparently) faced off for the first time in the NFL against his younger brother Amon-Ra Julian Heru J. St. Brown. The younger St. Brown caught a long pass to keep a Lions drive alive in the late going as his team upset Equanimeous's Green Bay Packers.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 13 January 2022 01:09 (two years ago) link

> full name Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J. St. Brown apparently

Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep John St. Brown is his full name! I had to track it down because that J. was killing me.

the plant based god (bendy), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:31 (two years ago) link

NFL always a rich vein for these. seek the Key and Peele college bowl sketch if you haven't seen it

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 18 January 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link

Sir Crispin Tickell

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 27 January 2022 05:21 (two years ago) link

Edmund Manydeeds III

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 1 February 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

Razor Shines

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 February 2022 05:30 (two years ago) link

For some reason Nottingham Forest have a bumper crop of these at the moment:

Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence
Philip Aksel Frigast Zinckernagel
Thomas Gaëtan Bong

... last but not least...

Joe Lolley

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 February 2022 23:20 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Today came across a Ms Fantasy Pedler

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 February 2022 03:01 (two years ago) link

Combination of name and hometown: Amanda B0tt0ms of Cheektowaga NY

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 26 February 2022 13:33 (two years ago) link

4my J0nkers

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 3 March 2022 13:38 (two years ago) link

J3w Ra3

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 15:36 (two years ago) link

wow

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 March 2022 18:35 (two years ago) link

in my class today.

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 18:55 (two years ago) link

Dwayne Dicks, CEO & Founder at Dwayne's Delectable Cuisine

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 23:01 (two years ago) link

I hope when he introduces himself there's a pause before the last word - "I'm Dwayne Dicks, of Dwayne's Delectable...Cuisine"

joygoat, Thursday, 24 March 2022 13:20 (two years ago) link

Zipporah Batshaw, married name Zipporah Batshaw Wiseman, law professor and wife of documentarian Frederick Wiseman. She passed away last year. I know Zipporah is a Biblical name, still amazing though.

Josefa, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 17:00 (two years ago) link

Saw someone in Google results today with last name Dickwish.

jmm, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 18:21 (two years ago) link

....first name, Igotta ?

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link

I think it must come from this German name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diekwisch

jmm, Thursday, 31 March 2022 15:23 (two years ago) link

Brumbpo Tungus saw heaven when he was 4 years old. pic.twitter.com/6F5DJak3rk

— Max Beasley (@maxbeasleyyy) March 31, 2022

Karl Malone, Friday, 1 April 2022 15:17 (two years ago) link

Not a real name, but that kid’s actual name is almost as good: Colton Burpo.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 1 April 2022 16:04 (two years ago) link

"In 2015, Alex Malarkey – a boy with a similar story to Colton Burpo's – publicly recanted his own story and book"

jmm, Friday, 1 April 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link

"Christian Poos (born 5 November 1977) is a Luxembourgian cyclist. His sporting career began with Velo Club SaF Zeisseng."

the coming of prince kajagoogoo (doo rag), Thursday, 7 April 2022 09:02 (two years ago) link

Esa-Pekka Salonen, the Finnish conductor. I love saying his name.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 7 April 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link

His contemporary and partial namesake Jukka-Pekka Saraste has a good one too.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 7 April 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link

"Cal Clutterbuck is a Canadian professional ice hockey right winger"

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 April 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

General Charles Bonesteel

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 22 April 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link

Idit Shner

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 22 April 2022 23:44 (two years ago) link

John Wayne Newton

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 April 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Ch3rry Crushmore

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link

Gordon Bunshaft

I have loved the name Gordon Bunshaft for 20+ years and I hereby enshrine it in this thread.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 26 May 2022 05:45 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

i know him. he's a great writer :)

Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 June 2022 09:14 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

There's a woman where I work called Yoko Rigby. No sign of Eleanor Ono though.

Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 15:51 (one year ago) link

Did we do this one? Elizabeth Wrigley-Field?

https://pop.umn.edu/people/elizabeth-wrigley-field

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 22:23 (one year ago) link

wow that is top tier

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Tuesday, 28 June 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link

The next supreme court election is April 2023, when rightwing Justice Patience Roggensack's seat is on the ballot

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 3 July 2022 02:15 (one year ago) link

What I discovered today when reading Sofia Coppola's wiki (this guy is her husband):

Thomas Pablo Croquet (born 21 November 1976), known as Thomas Mars, is a French musician and the lead singer of the French indie pop band Phoenix.
Shouldn't have changed his name!

dow, Sunday, 3 July 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Brent Leggs

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link

 former Ohio Secretary of State candidate Terpsehore Maras

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 15:12 (one year ago) link

Hillous Buel "Bew" Butrum, American country music guitar player and member of Hank Williams' Drifting Cowboys

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

Now there’s a name. pic.twitter.com/BteJvfOBVA

— Neil (@_Enanem_) July 19, 2022

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

Just remembered this then-girl I met in a hostel in Madrid in 2005, didn't spend much time with her, but her name just stuck with me, turns out she is now a doctor, hooray!

https://www.oandg.com.au/team/dr-victoria-snowball

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 July 2022 21:57 (one year ago) link

Arthur Lee Drinkard Warrick (Dionne Warwick’s mom)

Meme for an Imaginary Western (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 23 July 2022 14:51 (one year ago) link


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