alfred: theyβre in lakeland. we spent last night in ybor city bcz we had an early flight out of tampa. ate outside in a cloud of cigar smoke then popped over to a gay bar for a nightcap.
― donna rouge, Thursday, 30 December 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link
oh weird my entire mom's side of my family is from lakeland
hi y'all
― clouds, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link
!!!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link
hi alfred i live in fl now
― clouds, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link
practically a golden girls episode up in here
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link
Thank you for being my fiends!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 December 2021 23:12 (two years ago) link
clouds!!! so good to see u pop back up π how's it been?winter thread? any themes of note?
― surm, Sunday, 2 January 2022 23:38 (two years ago) link
;_; at the explicit Golden Girls ref just a day before Betty Whiteβs passing
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Monday, 3 January 2022 00:04 (two years ago) link
o fuck yes. 100 years old and what a goddamn gift to the world.
― surm, Monday, 3 January 2022 01:00 (two years ago) link
i want to make a motion that we just do a single rolling thread with the next one.
we had four days in a row of a full social calendar over the weekend, including dinner with one couple and a hook-up with another. it was really nice.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 10 January 2022 17:24 (two years ago) link
agree with map
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Monday, 10 January 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link
sweet suggestsh and sorry for the delayI'll think of namesin the meantime regail me please
― surm, Friday, 14 January 2022 23:20 (two years ago) link
hiii
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 14 January 2022 23:22 (two years ago) link
shall i tell the story of our couples hook-up?
it was ok, not as hot as i thought it would be, based on hooking up with these guys like 5 years ago.
very excited to be getting out to the desert this weekend, even though it's cold, because clean air and quiet.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 14 January 2022 23:31 (two years ago) link
I rejected a hookup with a known commodity on Wednesday b/c I wasn't sure of his COVID status.
How are y'all dealing with it? He's a good fellow whose job requires, he says, weekly tests, but I got nervous being in my apartment potentially inhaling his delicious mephitic fumes.
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 January 2022 23:37 (two years ago) link
omg wtf is a known commodity like a journalist yes mappy
― surm, Saturday, 15 January 2022 02:01 (two years ago) link
Uh, we had a wild time last night
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 January 2022 03:04 (two years ago) link
uh oh yoso that's the the drill huh just allude to the timebut share no details
― surm, Saturday, 15 January 2022 04:42 (two years ago) link
lol, it involved some barleywine, dancing, and something similar to these
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 January 2022 23:49 (two years ago) link
Okay now _I_ want details
― castanuts (DJP), Saturday, 15 January 2022 23:56 (two years ago) link
Seconded
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 January 2022 01:39 (two years ago) link
We had been smoking weed and casually making dinner a few weeks before Xmas and T asked me, "what if I had big breasts," and I said, "probably kind of hot," and then he got a deal on a pair from some Chinese retailer that caters to Asian drag queens.
Anyway, we just had some fun with them.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:10 (two years ago) link
egg foo fun!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 January 2022 03:23 (two years ago) link
lolol
― surm, Sunday, 16 January 2022 13:53 (two years ago) link
what a riveting life don't we think
― surm, Thursday, 20 January 2022 15:14 (two years ago) link
honestly boobs are pretty rad
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 20 January 2022 15:25 (two years ago) link
Steve Martin in Roxanne: "If I were a woman, I'd play with my breasts all day."
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 January 2022 15:31 (two years ago) link
i would look really good with boobs
― surm, Thursday, 20 January 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link
only had mine for a few years and I loooooooooooove them so much
― nicole, Thursday, 20 January 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link
i would look like a helga tbh. my inner woman is a ponytailed, bespectacled horse girl.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 20 January 2022 18:01 (two years ago) link
I would look like a Slavic prostitute, based on my experiences in drag.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 January 2022 18:23 (two years ago) link
I wish I had the guts to refer to myself as an aging dickgirl in public, because that's the image of my perfect self. (But there's a non-zero possibility of my ending up as a gay man at the end of my gender journey.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 20 January 2022 18:37 (two years ago) link
as a confirmed aging dickgirl myself, fkn go for it
― nicole, Thursday, 20 January 2022 19:33 (two years ago) link
aka "the bisexual credo"
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 20 January 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link
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― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:23 (two years ago) link
β Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, January 20, 2022 6:01 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
I hear you, I've been told if I were a woman I'd be too obnoxious. TBH I kind of took it as a compliment
― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:24 (two years ago) link
β we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, January 20, 2022 6:23 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
I mean, this is so sexy
― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:25 (two years ago) link
Christine, Nicole and DJP, it's so nice to see you here. so I got laid the other night. it was nice, you know the younger boys like to crawl up on my shoulder when we sleep. it does wonders for my heart. it's going to be a few months before I can enjoy this again, I have a few... commitments coming up that will render me a bit removed from my usual self. a spring of self-discovery.in any event, I have noticed that hibernation has turned the gay male community into absolute dogs. people are literally throwing their clothes off and I don't think Omicron is helping. evolution only goes so far TBH.
― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:30 (two years ago) link
I wish that were the case here, or, rather, gays here are like, "Omicron? Ooh! Teach me that position!!!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:36 (two years ago) link
lollobut if I recall correctly you haven't been entirely alone so clearly you've found some loopholes
― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:41 (two years ago) link
Some holes, at any rate...
― Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:42 (two years ago) link
honey, I've been hole-free since early December
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:43 (two years ago) link
For holes lang syne, my dear, for holes lang syne.....
― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 13:58 (two years ago) link
listen give me a break I've been going to bed at 5:00 and getting up at 9:00now let me ask you something, there's this gorgeous man with deep soulful eyes who looks like a lone punk wolf. he says hi to me sometimes but it's just never going to happen. how do I reconcile this psychologically. it just feels too cruel to be true.
― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 14:16 (two years ago) link
it was nice, you know the younger boys like to crawl up on my shoulder when we sleep.
sure sex is great but have you ever had someone fall asleep with their head on your chest?
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 27 January 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link
it's worth learning to sleep on my back for
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 January 2022 15:00 (two years ago) link
i have to turn over, waking him up about ten minutes into it. but i mean it's good for that amount of time.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 27 January 2022 15:10 (two years ago) link
it's beyondhe was like a lil puppy
― surm, Thursday, 27 January 2022 15:25 (two years ago) link
speaking of, ya'll adjacent to any of that, yknow, puppy play?
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 27 January 2022 16:57 (two years ago) link
i have to admit i'm curious