you're home for the holidays: irritating relatives, enforced sing-alongs, and furtive nips of liquour when bringing out the trash

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tis the season for the numbing comforts of brown liquor

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link

Can’t really drink much anymore so…emotional eating?

Heatmiserlou (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link

Today we have all generally been reading or napping or both. But cocktails later.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 December 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

pictures!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 December 2021 22:34 (two years ago) link

have moved in to coffee, in keep with brown beverages

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 December 2021 00:15 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

already dreading christmas at home, first time in 3 years, as my cousin and her brattish kids will be visiting down under way. she's also dictated that we go out for christmas lunch and i've just seen the vegetarian option is

"Meatless Farm Plant Based Festive Chicken Roast (v)(ve)"

koogs, Sunday, 13 November 2022 17:03 (one year ago) link

(from down under way)

koogs, Sunday, 13 November 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

Meatless Farm Plant Based Festive Chicken Roast (v)(ve)

I didn't know Sigur Rós had a new album out

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 13 November 2022 18:44 (one year ago) link

Itchy Roooooooooast

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 November 2022 18:57 (one year ago) link

https://www.discogs.com/artist/505-VVm

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 13 November 2022 20:43 (one year ago) link

(turns out Meatless Farm is the brand name)

work christmas menu just been sent around and the vegetarian option in that is "Shicken". which i can't help but read as "shit chicken"

koogs, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

i am home. they are watching the (frankly racist) Australian border control programmes on TV.

koogs, Friday, 23 December 2022 17:25 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

dad counting the "English" players in the Liverpool vs Arsenal lineup

koogs, Sunday, 24 December 2023 05:21 (four months ago) link

Sitcom text one of my folks sent me today: "Just a heads up... I have a feeling your spouse got you a very nice Xmas present"

oh... cool I have basically zero days to possibly trash my gift decision!

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 24 December 2023 05:39 (four months ago) link


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