PATO
― imago, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:11 (two years ago) link
...ehh whatever, I can't even be mad. The only thing I'm genuinely furious about is that Foakes and our two legspinners have flown back to England already
― imago, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:12 (two years ago) link
dismal.
― toby, Sunday, 26 December 2021 05:07 (two years ago) link
Just fly them back now and spare us any further embarrassment.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 December 2021 10:54 (two years ago) link
Statement from @englandcricket The England team and management are currently at the team hotel awaiting results of RFT COVID tests following a positive test in the team’s family group.#BBCCricket #Ashes— Test Match Special (@bbctms) December 26, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 December 2021 23:41 (two years ago) link
Aye, right.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 December 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link
Good of England to raise our hopes and then get to 22/4.
― toby, Monday, 27 December 2021 07:27 (two years ago) link
PSA: don't cheer for the wrong team when you're in India https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-india-59702427
― StanM, Monday, 27 December 2021 07:41 (two years ago) link
the world's shyest, humblest bloke has just taken a six-fer against england in 21 balls
― imago, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link
much more of this and he'll be holding forth like mcgrath
Truly pathetic.
― toby, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link
pretty decent career strike rate for Scott Boland imo
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 05:24 (two years ago) link
Here are the lowest scores of a side winning by an innings.
http://www.howstat.com/cricket/Statistics/Matches/MatchMargins3.asp
First time it's happened in test cricket since 1986 and Pakistan were facing prime WI bowling.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 08:27 (two years ago) link
Sorry just looking at the top 10, which this slots into.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 28 December 2021 08:38 (two years ago) link
You've got to hand it to England, when they fail they fail big.
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link
Scott Boland's 6/7 but it's set to Lou Reed's 'Perfect Day' #Ashes pic.twitter.com/bnR970oUqw— Tony Shalhoub Memes (@maximumcuddles) December 28, 2021
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 09:34 (two years ago) link
Which Lou Reed song could accompany the England batting performance, I wonder, "Temporary Thing"?
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 December 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link
Could have done with this a few tests ago.
― toby, Friday, 14 January 2022 05:16 (two years ago) link
Finding it really difficult to listen to Test Match Special right now because Alex Hartley sounds exactly like an annoying precocious 10 year old schoolboy.
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 January 2022 10:56 (two years ago) link
Great to see a lol england collapse take place in the Apple Isle at last!
― Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 January 2022 11:08 (two years ago) link
lol at Holder not realising he’d taken four wickets in four balls for about thirty seconds.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 30 January 2022 23:32 (two years ago) link
Cricket lovely cricketIn Barbados Jason Holder in four balls did take four wickets<parp parp pa-pa-pa parp parp>
― Allegra do Povo (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 31 January 2022 09:16 (two years ago) link
Feeling better now SV?
― imago, Saturday, 26 March 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link
NZ 45 for 7
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 12:52 (one year ago) link
... and yet, LOL England.
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 June 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link
I love the 3 day game, real cricket
― hello duckness my old friend (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 June 2022 11:12 (one year ago) link
battle of the most lol nations in test cricket right now (England is eternal lol of course)
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Friday, 3 June 2022 11:13 (one year ago) link
something to this new era eh
― imago, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 15:45 (one year ago) link
When Root went cheaply it looked like old England were back but Bairstow absolutely brutal at the crease.
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 16:25 (one year ago) link
Lolz
https://i.imgur.com/vAizkTA.gif
― groovypanda, Thursday, 23 June 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link
Lol, tremendous 1990s England batsman getting out against Australia after a brave defensive innings which raised hopes of avoiding defeat energy to that one
― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 June 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link
that is no longer England's energy
― imago, Friday, 24 June 2022 17:36 (one year ago) link
Great to see.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 10:55 (one year ago) link
Ridiculous stuff.
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:02 (one year ago) link
Yeah that was incredible
Amazing transformation in this team
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link
This last month has been extraordinary. Four run chases over 270, all completed with total abandon and hours to spare.
― Michael Jones, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:07 (one year ago) link
So easy to get carried away on Twitter, but this is literally rewriting the way this sport is played as we watch.— Peter Miller (@TheCricketGeek) July 5, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:56 (one year ago) link
So great to get one over Kohli after his antics too. Just a perfect test match really.
― Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 11:58 (one year ago) link
as an ex-cricket follower I'm curious, what makes this a literal game changing occurrence and not just a very good performance by two players?
― dear confusion the catastrophe waitress (ledge), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 12:38 (one year ago) link
The run rates.
― Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 July 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link
https://t.co/zrJJbSGF3g pic.twitter.com/TkIstKyChL— Abi Slade (@abi_slade) July 5, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 5 July 2022 13:47 (one year ago) link
Lol
Police have shut down a fake Indian Premier League built to fool Russian gamblers. Labourers paid to pretend to be pro cricketers, games streamed online, crowd noises downloaded and played over the top. Got to the quarter finals before they were caught.https://t.co/2KPkhrap1q— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) July 11, 2022
― groovypanda, Monday, 11 July 2022 15:48 (one year ago) link
That's so awesome.
― jmm, Monday, 11 July 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link
LOL. So much for bazzball.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Friday, 19 August 2022 14:49 (one year ago) link
https://img1.hscicdn.com/image/upload/f_auto,t_ds_w_1280,q_70/lsci/db/PICTURES/CMS/346700/346798.4.jpg
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 30 September 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link
this has really boiled the piss of Yorkshire CCC fans, so obv it was good not bad to some extent
― calzino, Friday, 30 September 2022 16:27 (one year ago) link
i wonder if the words 'you don't even LIKE cricket' were uttered in the SV/gyac household this morning
― imago, Friday, 21 October 2022 08:14 (one year ago) link
Simmons surely toast, but this isn't on him. what a bunch of self-interested wasters. they'll go back to their T20 domestic carousel and play like gods
this is going to be such a lol tournament, I can feel it
looking forward to attending a rained out Aus vs NZ match tomorrow
― Keep the Aspidistra TikToking (King Boy Pato), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:08 (one year ago) link
― barry sito (gyac), Friday, 21 October 2022 10:09 (one year ago) link