Last (x) Movies you are going to Avoid

http://www.impawards.com/2022/morbius_xlg.html

that was supposed to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morbius_(film)

letterboxd thread just reminded me of "C'mon C'mon," starring Joaquin Phoenix as a Nice Black-and-White Dad.

― I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino),

this is exactly what it is

except he's a nice B&W unc.

Really wanna see House of Gooch tbh

Here, found it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBv3_0j0y_4

Elvis

Baz Luhrmann is a tacky vulgarian and should never be allowed to make a film ever again.

Bardo

(Walter Chaw: “Bardo is Jay Sherman’s 8 1/2, and knowing it doesn’t excuse it.”)

Despite being wuite capable of impure thoughts about Daisy Edgar-Jones, you could not pay me to see WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING

*quite

That movie title makes me think of some sort of swamp Disney singing animal thing, or Ghost World’s parody Miramax-style art film “The Flower that Drank the Moon”

I thought that was the new Scorsese movie.

is it just me or is The Fabelmans a deeply embarrassing looking film?

It's called THE FABLEMANS

*FABELMANS

The Moviesons

so you're agreeing with me

*i'm not a fabelmans, i'm a fable, maaaaaaaan*

Yeah it looks stupid as shit

The O’Silverscreensons

MOM: "You go ahead and make those movies!"
DAD: "There's more to life than movies!"
LIL STEVIE: "Movies: The Movie"
THE ACADEMY: "Give that man 1000 Golden Moviemans, hereafter known as Oscar Fabelmans"

I’m pretty sure I’ll avoid it but I do want to hear from someone who’s seen All Jacked Up And Full of Worms.

I want to see the bit of The Fabelmans where he finally meets John Ford and it's David Lynch, but YouTube will probably sort me out for that if I wait a few months.

Morbius would have defended this, miss him.

Something about the Violent Night premise is intensely irritating to me.

Yeah, that looks like garbage.

gleefully smug transgressive action movies kinda wearying to me in general, maybe moreso these days. santa claus as a skilled wildcard killer foiling the bad guys' plans almost too dumb to be real. the die hard in a chimney premise almost feels like a simpsons parody.

I’ll possibly end up seeing it anyway, but The Whale looks miserable.

hard hard avoid from me

Babylon, AMPAS indifference willing

avatar, obvs

I still can’t believe I saw the last one

Bardo, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths

The theatrical version of The Whale is an incredibly moving piece of theatre. No idea how the film version will shake out but I'm going to give it a try.

Violent Night ruled. It's a bit weird in that its core, it's really a traditional family Christmas movie, but then eventually bad guys get decapitated.

It's more like Miracle on 34th Street with Santa ruthlessly killing bad guys to protect a little girl from harm.

Pretty sure The Whale.

seconded

Enys Men, Tar, The Banshees of Inisherin

Aftersun looks kinda lame tbh.

It's terrific.

It gets the Alfred B+ by me

Aftersun rules

Despite my reservations, Frankie Corio gives the best youth performance I've seen in a very long time

it's a heartwarming, wistful memories of dad movie isn't it? I've seen people praising it but I've not felt very tempted to watch it as yet.

Wistful, sure. Dunno about heartwarming.

Saw a poster for Tar after coming out of a re-screening of Roman Holiday (Wyler, 1953). I can see the value of wanting things like this: light script (with stuff beneath if you wanted to go there), beautiful leads with chemistry, the right length of 90 minutes so no overstaying.

Films are absolutely all too long these days. Or rather, they spend too much time in the 2 1/2, 3 hour zone. Give me 80 min or give ne 4 hours.

Very few films justify the length of over two hours.

And the most repetitive but truthful comment is to say that x film was great but 20 mins too long.

It's become especially noticeable since 2020, as if COVID killed editors.

It's weird because something frivolous, fun, but also nicely made and played, that doesn't speak to anything contemporary and 'short' would be just the ticket after 2/3 years of no cinema.

(I am not looking too closely so I'm sure those things are about, but what dominates attention -- and is sadly on my radar -- is stuff like Tar rn)