your terrible ideas

the players are pieces of office furniture

I'm sitting on a Haworth chair right now ("Lively") and I played Monopoly with my child and spouse this afternoon

always wanted to form a doowop group that sang nothing but insults

hahaha

i hope it would be the bass singer who delivers the best/worst punchlines every time, in a thunderingly low octave

or the same insults again, but now in a spoken-word section, invariably beginning with "darling," "dearest one" etc.

The Invectones ...

lol

Yip yip yip yip

Boom boom boom

Get a life

Sha na na na

Actually I kinda did that once. I sang that song with a quintet once for choir senior year and my best friend Joe was in it and he'd just got fired from Steak n Shake that day.

We were warming up by performing in front of our classmates and I started it

Yip yip yip yip
Yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum
Mum mum
Joe got fired

Sha da da da
Sha da da da da

Tesco (or whatever supermarket) should do a Spotify unwrapped style end of year round up where it dissects your shopping habits in a condescending tone: "2021 was all about the Value Beans"; "That month where you tried to go vegan. Didn't last long did it? Don't worry, we won't tell anyone!"; "You sure eat a lot of chorizo for a family of *consults inordinately detailed customer dossier* one person" etc

always wanted to form a doowop group that sang nothing but insults

― hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Saturday, December 18, 2021 3:03 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

How can I get this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-n5vG2SjJY

Amazing

a twitter bot called "mickey dees lover" that follows "random restaurant" (a twitter bot created by ilx user ice craem) with the sole purpose of replying to every mcdonald's posted with "i'm lovin it"

John Wilson style doc shot in Main St., USA at disneyland.

DayQuil Cheetos

Holy liver toxicity, batman!

Butcher Block Desks -- maximize your WFH environment by not only eating but also preparing food while you work.

Meta-Wordle: decipher the steps in other people's Wordle solutions.

this has been on my mind, but there are too many alternatives for each step.

bugs me that we don't see the guesses, there must be a way of sharing those as well, maybe html boxes containing the text with foreground and background colours set the same

a Dracula cabaret where the undead sings mostly 80s pop songs, along with his sidekick.

I'm actually beginning writing it today for next year, for me and my friend.

need song suggestions (not of the 'ironic' variety, just what would be humorous/cool for Dracula to sing)

so far I have "Sussudio" on the list

I Vant You to Vant Me

lol that's a good one

"Sex As a Weapon"

"I've Got You Under My Skin," "Night and Day"

"Bela Lugosi is Dead"

Roy Ayers - Everybody *hates* the sunshine

a game show where contestants are locked into different extreme environments, and they have to successfully guess someone's charades-style word or phrase five times before they are let out. each successful guess pays for someone's knee replacement surgery. the game show is called Guess Them a Knee.

Roy Ayers - Everybody *hates* the sunshine

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Monday, 17 January 2022 23:24 (yesterday) link

I lol'd at this

https://nypost.com/2022/01/19/oscar-mayers-new-bologna-face-mask-new-5-skincare-mask

we let Joe Rogan keep his podcast, and the increasingly terrible guests
but! we find out what topic he can’t get enough of — I’m going with “ancient aliens constructed the pyramids, stonehenge, did a bunch of other shit” — and we add a sidekick to the show who brings up something new related to this topic whenever a guest starts talking

eventually he wants the guest to only talk about this topic, not whatever they planned to, because he’s like a dog chasing a squirrel when it comes to ancient aliens. the guests hate this

a MacGruber-like makeover of Dick Tracy. In the cold open, Dick sees Breathless Mahoney perform in a nightclub. The entire movie is Dick attempting to convince the audience that they've been grifted because Breathless Mahoney cannot sing. Many appeals to Little Face actually having a little face in proportion to his head, etc.

Avenged Sevenfold/Ben Folds Five mashup: Avenged Benfolds

Princess Crimson, a rock band of pre-teen girls doing Disney songs Robert Fripp style.

that idea has driven a big sparkly tarkus thru the dividing line between terrible ideas and the best ideas, and has defeated all others to become the greatest idea the world has ever known, kudos 2 u 🌈

Dr Dre invents a spinning top with bluetooth audio capabilities, extreme low end, and calls it the "Dre-del"

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54093d0ae4b085cd0746fb4f/1418422367680-GWTTG09T3JORO1CUABJ8/Dr.+Dre+Hay.JPG

A horror story where someone digs up a golf course and then the land becomes haunted by golf

Native Americans dig up a golf course

xp or someone puts a rounders pitch in a cornfield and it becomes haunted by ghosts playing rounders

I just like the idea of "the spirit of golf" haunting the land. I'm not sure what this looks like

Yeah I like it

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/10/29/12/37/golf-2899641_1280.jpg

there's a whole neighborhood here built on a golf course project abandoned due to world war. The streets run in every angle, and there are no sidewalks.

this is all the plot of The Legend of Bagger Vance iirc

er, xpost. although maybe there was a deleted town-planning scene

wtf, how is this a film?

this reminds me of the time i was tripping and spent a long time trying to find the hidden meaning in a dartboard

The plot is loosely based on the Hindu sacred text the Bhagavad Gita

wtf

let us all take heart from this tale of a mystical golf angel and be reminded that there is no idea too terrible for hollywood, amen

Warner Bros. is in prep for “Barbie,” starring Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and directed by Greta Gerwig, who co-wrote the screenplay with partner Noah Baumbach. They’re also at script stage on a Hot Wheels film. In July, Netflix will shoot the anticipated remount of “Masters of the Universe,” with Kyle Allen starring as the buff, blonde He-Man. Universal Pictures is at work on a horror franchise based on Magic 8 Ball with Blumhouse, and the studio is bringing Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots to life with Vin Diesel. At Paramount, Tom Hanks will embody his childhood favorite Major Matt Mason, the astronaut action figure, with “A Beautiful Mind” screenwriter Akiva Goldsman, and MGM will put forth Polly Pocket with writer-director Lena Dunham and star Lily Collins.

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/mattel-films-robbie-brenner-barbie-he-man-1235166459/
― rob, Saturday, January 29, 2022 9:03 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Polly Pocket with writer-director Lena Dunham

That's... just... wow