least favorite thread titles

Ebay Fever!`

I keep wanting to rub that little mark off my phone screen.

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

Yeah the extremely wordy titles with multiple negatives and posed as questions make me IA.

I feel like if we had a word count of every thread named in this thread, the super long ones would probably be disproportionately represented relative to their absolute number on ILX, but then again, I could see it being a pretty even spread, IDK but someone should definitely not waste their time doing that: C or D?

Lol

So, Does Everyone Hate Cass McCombs?

Well played Doc.

oh that actually is a link to the actual thread lol

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 7:34 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

that thread title is tremendous, speaking as somebody doesn't gaf about santos (george)

tremendously labored

out of character amongst the laconic restraint of the average us pol thread title maybe

I really don’t think the creator of

Has there ever been one of those "who wants to play the drums?" moments in a concert where the guy just trainwrecks?

and

Find me (1) a Grateful Dead lyric (2) that could be a band name (3) but is not already taken by a jam band or dead tribute. Half credit if it's taken, but by a band that has nothing to do with the De

And ofc

Please please recommend me some non-embarrassing duets I can do with my female coworker at the office christmas party

has anything to say about anyone else’s thread titles.

lmao

mark s is an all-time thread titler of course

i like the title, it's the right amount of goofiness for a grifter so ridiculous, and it makes me hum the title