otm
― kinder, Thursday, 2 December 2021 18:32 (two years ago) link
Lmao why does this happen so much https://t.co/inyNBIK3WN pic.twitter.com/lOpIxgEYED— Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) December 2, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link
they'll be obstructing the RSPCA next eh
― imago, Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:32 (two years ago) link
as a side-note i like seagulls a lot, also this is actual criminal behaviour as well as repellent cruelty aiui
― imago, Thursday, 2 December 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link
The two weeks in late spring where gulls divebomb everyone walking down the street, especially those of us walking dogs, under the guise of protecting nests full of eggs/chicks/fledglings, give me serious murder feelings.
― the thin blue lying (suzy), Thursday, 2 December 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link
Bomb Squad called to A&E where patient turns up with WWII shell lodged in his rectum https://t.co/hwlfm0hR9O— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) December 3, 2021
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 3 December 2021 10:30 (two years ago) link
'What did you do during the war, Grandad?'
― Sam Weller, Friday, 3 December 2021 10:56 (two years ago) link
it must be difficult keeping a straight face when they reel out that old "slipped and fell on it" story
― calzino, Friday, 3 December 2021 11:01 (two years ago) link
"I was only doing my patriotic duty".
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 3 December 2021 12:43 (two years ago) link
One for the bum squad to deal with.
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 3 December 2021 13:34 (two years ago) link
"I jumped on it to save my squad!..."
― nickn, Friday, 3 December 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link
Took one for the team
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 December 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link
https://www.retailtimes.co.uk/kelloggs-to-launch-mince-pie-flavoured-cereal-mince-pie-wheats/
― .xlsm (P. Flick), Monday, 6 December 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link
do they have fish and chips flavoured crisps in other countries as well?
― oscar bravo, Monday, 6 December 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link
yeah, nazi germany iirc!
― calzino, Monday, 6 December 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
Queen and corgis 'risk wolf or bear encounter under Chris Packham’s rewild call'https://t.co/ZsHwByYI0r pic.twitter.com/VV8wlByrsf— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) December 7, 2021
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 11:48 (two years ago) link
I'd advise her not to run if she sees a wild bear, stand your ground ma'am and face it down with your arms outstretched!
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 12:18 (two years ago) link
does the queen shit herself in the woods?
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 13:22 (two years ago) link
surely she has someone to do that for her
― o shit the sheriff (NickB), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 13:24 (two years ago) link
t was reported in 2015 that the Queen stopped breeding corgis so as not to leave any behind when she died.[4] Her final corgi, Willow, died in April of 2018. Two dorgis*, Vulcan and Candy, survived.[1] Vulcan died of 'old age' in 2020.[5] The Queen's only remaining dorgi was Candy, before it was joined by another dorgi pup named Fergus and a pure-bred corgi called Muick in 2021.[6] Fergus died in the same year.[7] In June 2021, she was gifted a new corgi by her family.[8]
several sinister red flags in this paragraph imo
*dorgis are dachshund-corgi crossbreeds before you ask
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 13:56 (two years ago) link
Fergus and Vulcan got did in Blondi style with a cyanide pill obv
― calzino, Tuesday, 7 December 2021 14:31 (two years ago) link
Where there's Muick there's brass.
― When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link
Lol @ this thread
I’ve stood by my father through a lot of things, but stealing the entire visual and culinary identity of one of Britain’s most beloved restaurants is deeply unethical. JD Wetherspoons was not founded on these principles. pic.twitter.com/HlAnk6NZr5— Clive Martin (@thugclive) December 8, 2021
― glumdalclitch, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link
Shakespearean, in the sense that I hope all the main characters die
― let's make lunch and listen to five finger death punch (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link
Sorry, I need explanation
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link
it's like an irl UK Succession but with a major pub chain run by a total cunt and seemingly the apple didn't fall that far from the tree etc...
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link
I've been to a Wetherspoons or two, I just don't know who they're stealing from
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link
Nando’s presumably
― coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link
yep it's a Nando's ripoff
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link
cheeky
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link
When are aldi going to apologise for stealing the visual and culinary identity of britains most beloved park bench pisshead beverages https://i2-prod.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article13799719.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/taurus.jpg
― coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link
https://cdn.bandmix.ca/bandmix_ca/media/28/28718/171225-p.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 December 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/Lz8poT7ZqB— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) December 14, 2021
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 10:10 (two years ago) link
canute updated
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 10:12 (two years ago) link
just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING pic.twitter.com/bJhyJj4JoK— Louisa Davies (@LouisaD__) December 17, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 17 December 2021 12:27 (two years ago) link
Can't help feeling this guy belongs here (Chew, not Whitty):
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/21/man-accused-of-chris-whitty-assault-contests-charges-in-dressing-gown
― moe tucker depping for mike portnoy (desk recording) (Matt #2), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
ha was going to post that!
― kinder, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 09:46 (two years ago) link
he's one of them deplorable idiots that goes into adult life still using the school playground bully rulebook, but all the same that was pretty damn funny!
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 10:37 (two years ago) link
LadBaby criticising The Kunts for not being positive enough about the government in their no.5 hit single ‘Boris Johnson Is STILL A Fucking C**t’ is where the discourse is tonight.
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link
if you want to experience the most powerful british vibes possible i invite you to read about the guy on trial for harassing chris whitty in a park pic.twitter.com/x4WCYSkrhL— milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards) December 22, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
Captain Sir Tom Moore's family find forgotten mystery Christmas present from him to open this year https://t.co/cOr53nkZ9Q— ITV News (@itvnews) December 22, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link
Didn't Happen of the Year
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link
it's a human skull that he brought back from Burma as a trophy
― calzino, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 21:32 (two years ago) link
lol
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 22:21 (two years ago) link
I'm gunna drink 15 Boddingtons today.A thread:— Rob Copland (@Robertdcopland) December 26, 2021
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 26 December 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link
the hero we need
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 December 2021 19:44 (two years ago) link
a four-pack of them small gold label special beer cans will roughly do the same job!
― calzino, Sunday, 26 December 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link
shorter thread tho
― Khafre's clown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link
Some great stuff here. Especially the Wetherspoon ripping off Nando
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 26 December 2021 21:15 (two years ago) link
I remember seeing Cobra from Gladiator near West Harrow tube station twenty years ago But a whole Pizza Express full of people don’t remember an actual Prince walking in— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) January 1, 2022
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 1 January 2022 18:53 (two years ago) link