Real England

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFO2RV5XsAUMQD6?format=jpg&name=900x900

real horror

Caught beneath a landslide?

someone has unkindly suggested that it might be enough to drive you into "I am just going outside and may be some time" desperation, but these people knew what kind of horror they were walking into!

Let's see you swagger now.

A mix of the Austro-Italian front and the Shackleton expedition with the swagger of Little House on the Prarie

As it's a pub, at least they'll have plenty of cigarettes and alcohol.

Just opened my mum's phone and this has cracked me. pic.twitter.com/hT78CUBWqq

— Shaunta Claus (@ThatPacmanDude) November 29, 2021

XP The plot of the horror movie version of this story would involve the growing suspicion (and eventual terrifying confirmation) that it was not in fact a tribute act but Oasis themselves.

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Massive lols at mum's phone.

Snowasis, obv

Nothing too shocking here.

Some of our Facebook followers found it hilarious when 27 people drowned in the Channel last week.
We confronted them to find out why.https://t.co/KdgWZZs9QW

— Ian Carter (@iancarterIM) December 1, 2021

Heinz is releasing a Terry’s Chocolate Orange-flavoured mayonnaise https://t.co/QW2QCBbKUS

— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) December 1, 2021

let people drink the orange liquid from the bulbous sarcophagus

Why hyphens are a good thing. https://t.co/3Au7fuaFSb

— David Firn (@davidfirn) December 2, 2021

otm

Lmao why does this happen so much https://t.co/inyNBIK3WN pic.twitter.com/lOpIxgEYED

— Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) December 2, 2021

they'll be obstructing the RSPCA next eh

as a side-note i like seagulls a lot, also this is actual criminal behaviour as well as repellent cruelty aiui

The two weeks in late spring where gulls divebomb everyone walking down the street, especially those of us walking dogs, under the guise of protecting nests full of eggs/chicks/fledglings, give me serious murder feelings.

Bomb Squad called to A&E where patient turns up with WWII shell lodged in his rectum https://t.co/hwlfm0hR9O

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) December 3, 2021

'What did you do during the war, Grandad?'

it must be difficult keeping a straight face when they reel out that old "slipped and fell on it" story

"I was only doing my patriotic duty".

One for the bum squad to deal with.

"I jumped on it to save my squad!..."

Took one for the team

https://www.retailtimes.co.uk/kelloggs-to-launch-mince-pie-flavoured-cereal-mince-pie-wheats/

do they have fish and chips flavoured crisps in other countries as well?

yeah, nazi germany iirc!

Queen and corgis 'risk wolf or bear encounter under Chris Packham’s rewild call'https://t.co/ZsHwByYI0r pic.twitter.com/VV8wlByrsf

— The Mirror (@DailyMirror) December 7, 2021

I'd advise her not to run if she sees a wild bear, stand your ground ma'am and face it down with your arms outstretched!

does the queen shit herself in the woods?

surely she has someone to do that for her

t was reported in 2015 that the Queen stopped breeding corgis so as not to leave any behind when she died.[4] Her final corgi, Willow, died in April of 2018. Two dorgis*, Vulcan and Candy, survived.[1] Vulcan died of 'old age' in 2020.[5] The Queen's only remaining dorgi was Candy, before it was joined by another dorgi pup named Fergus and a pure-bred corgi called Muick in 2021.[6] Fergus died in the same year.[7] In June 2021, she was gifted a new corgi by her family.[8]

several sinister red flags in this paragraph imo

*dorgis are dachshund-corgi crossbreeds before you ask

Fergus and Vulcan got did in Blondi style with a cyanide pill obv

Where there's Muick there's brass.

Lol @ this thread

I’ve stood by my father through a lot of things, but stealing the entire visual and culinary identity of one of Britain’s most beloved restaurants is deeply unethical. JD Wetherspoons was not founded on these principles. pic.twitter.com/HlAnk6NZr5

— Clive Martin (@thugclive) December 8, 2021

Shakespearean, in the sense that I hope all the main characters die

Sorry, I need explanation

it's like an irl UK Succession but with a major pub chain run by a total cunt and seemingly the apple didn't fall that far from the tree etc...

I've been to a Wetherspoons or two, I just don't know who they're stealing from

Nando’s presumably

yep it's a Nando's ripoff

cheeky

When are aldi going to apologise for stealing the visual and culinary identity of britains most beloved park bench pisshead beverages

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https://cdn.bandmix.ca/bandmix_ca/media/28/28718/171225-p.jpg

pic.twitter.com/Lz8poT7ZqB

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) December 14, 2021

canute updated

just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING pic.twitter.com/bJhyJj4JoK

— Louisa Davies (@LouisaD__) December 17, 2021