batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

marxist cum

kill the murderous colonizers!

pumpkins carved into jack o' lanterns are what made this great country so great and we won't stand by idly as the by gawd marxists are out to destroy them

just kidding! I know that pumpkin isn't literally what knits us together as a nation. it's just a symbol, standing for the giant spiders, skeletons and witches who are the real patriots.

Interestingly, I noticed that he hasn't included Alaska or Hawaii in this depiction of America, implying that those states alone have somehow managed to escape apocalyptic Marxist destruction.

not real america

mattkkkk lives in not real australia

hell YES inject that mfing uluru!!! pic.twitter.com/n7ljARGrQ0

— cam "a bit sussy" wilson (@cameronwilson) December 5, 2021

Tasmania is the Schrödinger's cat of landmasses - we think we exist but it's not until an observer acknowledges us that we do

but what does the kangaroo represent

Marxism?

never thought i would see the day ben garrison turned on trump pic.twitter.com/6S89RL9UXz

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) December 23, 2021

Out of consideration, Ben put him at the rear end of the bandwagon.

Where's Donnie's muscles?!!!

Garrison's accompanying essay is too rich to pullquote: https://grrrgraphics.com/trump-jump-off-the-bandwagon/

Garrison has been an anti-vax guy for way longer than he's been a Trump guy, so this doesn't seem all that surprising

So what's the deal with the box of flies? And "take the L" which is not something Garrison would say

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) January 19, 2022

lol sorry meant to post this:

Dreams do come true: Ben Garrison is in some sort of feud with the Dilbert Guy over the vaccines — and he's winning. pic.twitter.com/t8fQ9DjyPO

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) January 19, 2022

really amuses me that the Dilbert dude tried to position himself as the Certified Genius Trump guy and now has to spend all his time fighting his own side on vaccines and QAnon

not sure what's going on here, but it felt like it deserved to be seen

tag yourself I'm a no-conditioner but I want to be auto-luxe pic.twitter.com/CufCF8IVX6

— Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) February 11, 2022

yep, those precise ones are the only choices available rn

ps the extinction-level asteroid cannot arrive soon enough

please help us, sweet meteor of death

spoken like a true extinctionist

lol they're right, i am a present-focused pleb

but the moment is the only eternity we'll ever experience :)

I identify as Chaotic Neutral.

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^^^ my new death metal band

this isn't 'right-wing' but it is ridiculously low effort and stupid, and it annoys me that he re-drew Will Smith as Putin but drew Chris Rock as just regular Chris Rock with a label saying 'Ukraine' (while Putin has an entirely redundant label saying 'Putin'?). Conceptually muddled.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPWZJNzXsAIC_iC?format=jpg&name=medium

https://i.imgur.com/AMBZ3h0.jpg

if you wrote "n word" in the sky that cartoon would be alright

I think ol Ben is finally losing it completely. Gun to my head I could not tell you what this is trying to say pic.twitter.com/yo4w986J50

— Haydn, 🇵🇸 (@bilbosfootcomb) July 5, 2022

lmao my first thought was "cow tools" but some quote tweeter beat me to it

lmao my first thought was "cow tools" but some quote tweeter beat me to it

Hahaha!

Something about hats? That's all I got...

yo pic.twitter.com/xtALGtaPaz

— turd cart operator (@gun_toucher) August 16, 2022

He speaks from experience.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg-JfXaUcAEwOYa?format=jpg&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjfLh8LVQAEa3UY?format=jpg&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjK6ZEwVUAAqoSw?format=jpg&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FirpkXvUoAEd0EX?format=jpg&name=medium

Worst schools in the world. Ranked 24th.

the guy who draws these is a big fan of James Gunn - he replied to one of Gunn's tweets with a message saying "one of my cartoons... great artists like Gunn inspire other artists like me..." and then this cartoon:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgbytauUAAAfi1F?format=jpg&name=900x900

I can't even work out what the clothing of the guy on the left here is meant to convey (except that he's a Dumbocrat, I guess?)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg7ANXcUUAAEQHF?format=jpg&name=900x900

it is ridiculous but quite worrying that the nazis have gone full-on in trying to redefine racism as "saying something is racist" or even "talking about race"

xp the guy on the right, rather. the one in orange.

annie has murdered someone who was shorter than her own legs

flypaper for QAnon'ers

guarantee you that the creator of these looks exactly like his cut'n paste republican in the purple shirt.

I promise, sometimes I don't wanna be right even when I am.

https://i.imgur.com/icLakTi.jpg

and hol-lee shit at this moron's facebook page.

https://i.imgur.com/XhI3hIy.png

and disappointing that he has zero likes for most of his posts:
https://twitter.com/chrisbjorn6

ok i saw the other screenshots from this Free Press article but nothing could have prepared me for how funny this intro is in the context of the cartoons pic.twitter.com/LNu6qGNEqH

— Katie Martin (@katiedimartin) April 24, 2023

i couldn't remember the name of this thread so i had to google "bad conservative political cartoonist" to remember ben garrison's name so i could search for it on ilx to find this thread

Are we spending our finite time on Earth wisely? And do we even grasp how finite that time is?

In the chapter we’ve excerpted below, Tim uses the tale of a made-up land called Hypothetica to show how easily people can be forced into saying—and eventually thinking—the same things. (The piece is longer than our usual fare, in part because of the illustrations, so consider printing it out or saving for this evening over a cocktail.)

amazing

making myself sad by thinking about the person contemplating whether they're spending their finite time on earth wisely and then printing out an article from thefp.com and spending their evening reading it over a cocktail