The new Tesla is great except it randomly, strongly and inexplicably brakes when it definitely shouldn't between one and five times an hour.https://t.co/3ZcrvD6HIx pic.twitter.com/X1gNGs2Rtb— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 26, 2021
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 November 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
my boyfriend is great but he randomly, strongly and inexplicably cheats on me when he definitely shouldn't between one and five times an hour.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 26 November 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link
tbf that tweet makes it seem like the review understates major problems when really its pretty negative and recommends against buying
And, dear reader, I'm sorry to say, this first one will not be good. The Model Y is a phenomenal achievement in many ways, a great blend of range and practicality and even performance mixed with a suite of unique features that are as useful as they are distinct. But, as it stands, you absolutely should not buy one. Let me elaborate on the why.
https://www.cnet.com/roadshow/reviews/2021-tesla-model-y-review/
― lag∞n, Friday, 26 November 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link
rode in a friends tesla on a 5hr road trip a few months ago (i dont remember what model they have), and the constant sudden braking was infuriating. it was a lot of 55mph rural roads, and the brakes would automatically activate any time the car passed anywhere near any stop sign, incl ones on intersecting secondary roads we passed, as well as lots of other times on the open road for seemingly no reason. it was really annoying.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 26 November 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link
jesus
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 26 November 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link
wouldn't even buy a self-driving sack cart off this cunt.
― calzino, Friday, 26 November 2021 20:41 (two years ago) link
"There is no way to sugarcoat this."https://t.co/jRxERoK8AI— Futurism (@futurism) November 30, 2021
Musk continued to make his frustrations loud and clear in the email, while also stressing the severity of the situation. He even went as far as demanding his employees return to work despite it being a holiday weekend.“Unless you have critical family matters or cannot physically return to Hawthorne, we will need all hands on deck to recover from what is, quite frankly, a disaster,” he wrote.Musk added that even though he had planned to take the weekend off, he would “be on the Raptor line all night and through the weekend.”
― mardheamac (gyac), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link
prelude to telsa buying space x i guess
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 30 November 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
Heltsley to Elon: "I learned it by watching you!"
― Oxnard Jeweler (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
In email leaked by Elon musk Elon musk claims spacex facing bankruptcy
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:06 (two years ago) link
might be an attempt at imitating jim bakker and expecting the money to flow in
― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link
space ain't cheap
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link
https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2021/november/dick-moves
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 December 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
looks like a cupcake
https://i.postimg.cc/nzd0QGv5/image.png
― ✖, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link
darth vader with the mask off lookin ass
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 3 December 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link
lmao crust punk finally mainstreamed
― lag∞n, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link
omg lol
― mh, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link
is he afrikaner? just wondering the origin story
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 December 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link
have you heard him speak, and not just in the last few years where his accent is just weird
― mh, Friday, 3 December 2021 04:18 (two years ago) link
https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2021_50/1819582/time-person-year-kb-inline-211213.jpg
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 December 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link
Time magazine has devolved into something very bad.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 December 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link
they’ve captured the 2021 zeitgeist pretty well there
― mh, Monday, 13 December 2021 19:44 (two years ago) link
And they expect people will pay them to read/look at that?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 13 December 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link
I just saw the incredible documentary about the Thai cave rescue, I was so afraid that he was going to pop up at any point, even as a punchline, but thankfully it completely ignores 100% of his bullshit.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 December 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link
I'm ok with that choice. he is an exemplar of the bullshit americans eat up. now that trump is out of the spotlight musk's the biggest one still going.
― adam t. (abanana), Monday, 13 December 2021 20:08 (two years ago) link
as best i can tell, musk has very little actual real-world impact?
he's just a fantastically rich memelord, which honestly makes him a perfect selection
― mookieproof, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link
all those stupid fake satellites have a real world effect bcz you can;t see the stars properly any more :(
also pareene's argument here (tho tbf this has not yet manifested in the real world): https://theap.substack.com/p/losing-a-street-fight-to-elon-musk
― mark s, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link
ps time was always shit and made hitler person of the year in 1938
― mark s, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link
hitler did have quite an effect in 1938
― mh, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:23 (two years ago) link
oy that pareene piece makes horrible sense.
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 13 December 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link
lol i just realised that "man of the year" was time magazine pioneering shitposting
backwards walked sentences until banned the zoo
― mark s, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link
Remember when
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0f/Time_youcover01.jpg/220px-Time_youcover01.jpg
Someone got paid for that. Perhaps even a number of someones.
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 December 2021 20:48 (two years ago) link
fuck off old lunch i was the person of the year in 2007 you cant take that away from me
― mark s, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link
i'm enjoying my control of the information age
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Monday, 13 December 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
One time Spin named my hard drive album of the year.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 December 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link
i felt so welcomed into my world in 2007
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 13 December 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link
this guy could be a good alternate for Time
Former US Senate candidate and first Maine resident to catch COVID Max Linn found dead in hot tub after being sued for pulling gun on former aide during cryptocurrency disagreement https://t.co/Q238V2UFwU— Nathan Bernard (@nathanTbernard) December 13, 2021
― mh, Monday, 13 December 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link
should have used this for the cover instead of a picture of a guy with plugs
Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 13 December 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
plug this payment interface into your website. plug your car into the wall. plug this hair into my skull. plug this cable into your brain. plug up space with this garbage. man of the year. plugger of the century.
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 December 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link
Should have just named "Plugs" as whatever of the year.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 December 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link
when you're a plugger, every problem looks like a receptacle
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 December 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link
This magazine cover looks like a prop on the office wall of the next Bond villain.
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 December 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link
it is only natural that the villain of Bond would be Plug
― accordion folder full of Zoobooks (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 December 2021 23:08 (two years ago) link
I'm old enough to remember when Adam Schefter was Time's Man of the Year
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 December 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link
(Ha ha)
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 13 December 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link
I love the way Time gave it to Nixon in '71 and then a joint award to Nixon/Kissinger the year after 👏👏👏 quality work lads 👏👏👏
― calzino, Monday, 13 December 2021 23:57 (two years ago) link
kissinger got the peace prize in 73. they pulled the trigger too early
― mh, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 04:05 (two years ago) link
well, yeah
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGf91ymXMAE9niU?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 04:48 (two years ago) link
Yeah just a little off the top and then lets go with a full undercut to make sure the hair transplant scars are visible in the profile pic.twitter.com/bwq6FqxOtd— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) December 14, 2021
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 13:43 (two years ago) link
https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-11-2016/o9USOS.gif
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link